Every year Forbes prints out an article that talks about the highest paid dead celebrities.  When you really think about it’s a feature that’s nothing but depressing and something that should just flat out piss off the American public. The way I see it?  If these people are making more...

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Norfolk, VA- Teddy Habersham, an IT worker with Ultra Tech Solutions, loves the annual holiday office party. “It’s always a great time” Teddy explains, “mingling with coworkers, taking a longer lunch, and the food, it’s always so delicious.” It’s especially wonderful for Teddy because...

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Click the photo to read about 8 surprisingly crappy movies by great directors.

Every artist, not matter the field, is entitled to one or two stinkers; singers, actors, writers and anyone that makes a profession off creativity. Bloggers are allowed at least forty stinkers. Lord, knows I’m on about number thirty or so (depending on who you ask). People just can’t make great stuff all the time. There is something good about making something crappy: you learn a lesson for the next time around. Unless you’re one of the makers of the Scary Movie franchise. Then you never learn. Even after so many sequels.

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The Links

How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile – [Holy Taco]
9 Smartphone Apps That All Guys Should Own – [Guyism]
Walmart Gets a Breathalyzer-Activated Wine Vending Machine – [Uncoached]
6 New Weapons That Are Making War Look Like a Cartoon – [Cracked]
10 Stars Reveal Their Dating Dealbreakers – [The Frisky]
The 10 Biggest Chick Magnets – [BroBible]
Woman Falls For News Reporter (Literally) – [Manofest]
A Christmas Tree’s Twitter Page – [Maxim]
Bullet Proof Vest Demonstration Fail – [Regretful Morning]
Selena Gomez Growing Up Before Our Ogling Eyes – [Egotastic]
Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Didn’t Get Along? Impossible. – [The Superficial]
Angelica Bridges Makes Football Sexy – [Hollywood Tuna]
Keanu Is A Chill Guy – [Pic Rocket]
A Video Tribute to Awkward White People Hittin’ that Dougie – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Stone As Spider-Man’s Gwen Stacy – [Popoholic]
Woman Arrested For Stabbing Husband Over Football Game – [Busted Coverage]
Wise Men Come For Christmas Booty! – [DJ Mick]
A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Tobias – [Gunaxin]
Cute Or Depressing? – [Warming Glow]
Sow Of The Day: Gemma Atkinson – [Celeb Jihad]
New Trailer For Transformers 3 – [Double Viking]

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Sick and tired of breakfast. Used to be my favorite meal of the day. One more easy over egg and I’m slicing my wrists with a plastic butter knife (probably take until the next morning). A friend suggested trying a “proper English breakfast.” Assumed it was cigarettes and a pint of...

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Click the photo to watch 10 animals attacking on Christmas.

I feel bad for the cat at Christmas time. It’s such a damn tease. All year long, I play with him by throwing balls, dangling things in front of his face and playing with small cat toys that look like dolls and mice. Christmas rolls around and we decorate an entire tree full of what looks like cat toys and yell DON’T TOUCH! It’s got to do something to his psyche. He must think it’s a game. If he makes it through the holidays without knocking down the tree he gets a reward. Actually it is a game. He lost like three days ago.

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Don’t let the daily weekly price tag of $100,000 stop you. This catamaran has everything that you could want in an ocean going vessel including a submersible submarine that will get you closer to the ocean bottom then you have ever been before. So what else do you get for a hundred grand a week?...

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See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Leighton Meester How she got here: Meester is an actress, singer, songwriter, and fashion model best known for her role as Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl. After her television...

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Now his face and nose are red.

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American Idol has been losing ratings power for years. It’s got nothing to do with the singers not being as talented and the biggest ratings draws of the show (Simon and Ellen) are gone. Nope. That ain’t it. It’s obviously because there is no footage of the Idols making breakfast. “Transparency”...

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And it’s the cutest fail ever.

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Remember when you were a little kid and you’d search around the house to find your brother or father’s porn stash? Remember how awesome a feeling it was to finally get to that stash?  My point is this.  There’s a large degree of value in doing something you’re not allowed to...

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Besides daily blogging for EgoTV, I do freelance writing for several other Men’s entertainment websites and magazines. I don’t really have specific topics that I cover, but for the last four years I’ve done more than a few dating and relationship articles. I’m in no way an authority on relationships,...

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Click the photo to see 25 awesomely creepy Christmas portraits.

My family was never into the professional portrait. Of course, we took thousands of pictures to mark every second of every holiday, but we never got all dazzled up to pose in front of a screen for a pro photog. Not really our style. Which, I’m fine about, because every single family portrait eventually gets hysterical with each passing year. I think it’s because with regular photos there is an excuse of “well they caught me on a bad day/time/lighting/bender.” With professional photos people prepare because they know it’s coming. A professional shot means “this was the best I could look at that moment, and yes, that was my best option for a shirt.”

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The Links

7 Types of Foods To Avoid On The First Date – [Guyism]
The War on the War on Christmas – [Uncoached]
The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All-Time – [Cracked]
Oprah Cries When Asked By Barbara Walters About Lesbian Rumors – [The Frisky]
Meet Rachel, Our Latest Girl to Bring Home to Mom – [BroBible]
Star Wars Meets Princess Bride – [Manofest]
Today’s Girl: Katy Perry – [Maxim]
Lord Of The Smoke Rings – [Regretful Morning]
Mila Kunis Goes from Black Swan to Super Hot Duckling – [Egotastic]
Some Christina Aguilera Pics We Weren’t Supposed to See – [The Superficial]
Pixie Lott Is A Sexy Kitty – [Hollywood Tuna]
Vadar Pooh Tattoo – [Pic Rocket]
Seven Reasons Weddings Stink…Even With an Open Bar – [The Smoking Jacket]
Avril Lavigne Makes A Surprisingly Hot Appearance – [Popoholic]
Best 2010: Magazine Chicks of The Year – [Busted Coverage]
Sexy Santa: Christina Milian – [DJ Mick]
Four of the Most Pathetic Acts of Betrayal in War – [Gunaxin]
It’s Funny Because She Fell Down – [Warming Glow]
Olivia Wilde Appears in New “Tron” And Everywhere – [Celeb Jihad]
The Most-Wanted Kicks Wish List – [Bachelor Guy]

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