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  • AM Hot Links – Emo Superheros, Hard Puzzles and Flavor Flav

    AM Hot Links – Emo Superheros, Hard Puzzles and Flavor Flav

    January 26, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to watch the 7 most emo superheroes of all time.

    Superheroes need an emo side. They can’t be happy all the time. They’ve got a pretty damn crazy life. Work usually sucks, not much family to speak of and the things they probably see on the average day. You try to be upbeat when you shower next to the Hulk.

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    Can You Solve This Puzzle? – [Unreality]
    6 Pieces of Music That Mean The Opposite of What You Think – [Cracked]
    Slappy Tattoo Artists Ruin Spanish Talk Show – [TruTV]
    Video: Man Does a Back Flip Off the Roof of a Two-Story House – [Bro Bible]
    Biff (From Back To The Future) Is Tired Of Your Questions – [Double Viking]
    Flavor Flav — The Ad That Sets America Back 60 Yrs – [TMZ]
    Beverage Company Creates Beef Salad Water – [AOL News]
    Actually Impressive Party Tricks – [College Humor]
    The Sweet Life of Tess Taylor Arlington – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Hot Chicks Fishing – [Holy Taco]
    These New Teen Moms Are Just Swell – [The Superficial]
    Spanish Supermodel Diana Morales Shows Off Her Bikini Body – [DJ Mick]
    The Natalie Portman Laugh Remix – [Super Booyah]
    Why Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn’t Married – [Popoholic]
    Lindsay Lohan Showing Off the Sober Legs in Daisy Dukes – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Alice Braga – [Maxim]
    CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Ugh, Harvard Honors Jay Leno – [Warming Glow]
    Megan Fox Caught Moaning – [Celeb Jihad]
    10 Videos Of Men Ruining A Wedding – [Noob Dad]

  • A Gallery Of Classic Absolut Vodka Ads

    A Gallery Of Classic Absolut Vodka Ads

    January 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    As a kid, magazine pictures were the wallpaper of my room. Sport stars, hot chicks and just random pictures of people I deemed “cool” hung all and stared down from the walls.  I also loved the Absolut ads. They were almost like trading cards. Different ads in different mags. I’d be...

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  • PM Hot Links – Funny Business Cards, Tiffany Vs. Debbie Gibson and Crazy Doritos

    PM Hot Links – Funny Business Cards, Tiffany Vs. Debbie Gibson and Crazy Doritos

    January 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 20 funniest business cards of all time.

    That’s is an awesome business card. What do you say to a man that hands you a business card with all of those credentials? What would you ask about first? Does stud service mean what we think it means? How soon can he get an orgy going? Nails? Pedicures like nails or hammer and nails type nails? I’d save the card and use it as my own.

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  • This is What They Call The European Punk Look

    This is What They Call The European Punk Look

    January 25, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Don’t even get me started on how much I can’t stand the Emo culture.   I have a hard time accepting people who think that nothing matters.  Call me crazy but I just don’t think that should be the future of our country. The punk culture however, is alive and well.  And it’s...

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  • Would You Rather? With Comedian and TV Mom Tammy Pescatelli

    Would You Rather? With Comedian and TV Mom Tammy Pescatelli

    January 25, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Joining us this week for Would You Rather? is former Last Comic Standing contestant and comedienne Tammy Pescatelli. Tammy balances her family and her growing career with a lot of laughs on WE TV‘s new reality series, A Stand Up Mother which premieres tonight 10pm! EgoTV: Would you rather have someone...

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  • Dogboarding!

    Dogboarding!

    January 25, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Why skateboard when you can dogboard!

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  • Jon Gosselin Quits Job After Two Weeks And Ten Ed Hardy Shirts

    Jon Gosselin Quits Job After Two Weeks And Ten Ed Hardy Shirts

    January 25, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Jon Gosselin can’t hold down a job. Which is nuts because he seems like the most employable dude on the planet. I mean the guy ran a household of eight children like a drill sergeant so why couldn’t he run an organization of people that will learn to hate him for different reasons besides...

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  • Insane Canadian Fisherman

    Insane Canadian Fisherman

    January 25, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Meanwhile in Canada …

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  • Odd Smooching Moments on Film

    Odd Smooching Moments on Film

    January 25, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Films have been full of loving beautiful kisses since day one but thankfully there have been the occasional weird, off-color, or outright bizarre kisses. Here are five that are worthy of a mention…. Upside Down Kiss -- Spiderman After being attacked by a gang in an alley Mary Jane was...

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  • The 10 Best 1990′s Slow Jams

    The 10 Best 1990′s Slow Jams

    January 25, 2011 at 5:00 am

    My college roommate was THE authority on 90′s jams. The end all authority. He had mix tape after mix tape after cassette single of grinding jams. Enough to fill two shoe boxes and his glove compartment. About a year ago, as a joke, he mailed me a tape he made Freshman year. Man, did it take me...

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  • AM Hot Links – Cheesy Movie Quotes, Hot Chicks In The Cold and White Rappers

    AM Hot Links – Cheesy Movie Quotes, Hot Chicks In The Cold and White Rappers

    January 25, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to watch the 100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time.

    Movie quotes are either always cheesy or they get cheesy after thousands of people use the quotes in everyday conversation. For example, quoting Anchorman used to be funny. Now it’s just a bad idea. 60% of the time those quotes fail every time. And that doesn’t even make sense.

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    The Links

    17 Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood – [Cracked]
    Which Of These Dumb Mob Names Are Fake? – [TruTV]
    25 Bikini-Clad Babes Looking Hot in the Cold – [Bro Bible]
    A Paler And Faster White Rapper – [Double Viking]
    ‘Golden Voice’ Ted Williams Bails on Rehab – [TMZ]
    Jack LaLanne’s 10 Strangest Stunts – [AOL News]
    The Coolest, Stickiest Fashion Store Around – [Guyism]
    Real College Landmarks – [College Humor]
    Notes From Strippers: Hygiene 101 – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Chicks Loving The Taco – [Holy Taco]
    These New Teen Moms Are Just Swell – [The Superficial]
    Spanish Supermodel Diana Morales Shows Off Her Bikini Body – [DJ Mick]
    The Natalie Portman Laugh Remix – [Super Booyah]
    Amanda Seyfried Struts Her Sexy New Look – [Popoholic]
    Bar Refaeli Sexy Lingerie Pictures Are Simply Hot – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Olivia Thirlby – [Maxim]
    Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Dita Von Teese Was on ‘CSI’ – [Warming Glow]
    I’ve Seen A Single Fail, A Double Fail But Never A Triple Fail…Until Now – [Caveman Circus]

  • Life On And Around The Rails

    Life On And Around The Rails

    January 24, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    In America, railroads are just the place to get the train to go to work or into a major city. In other countries, they are a hub of activity and major central point of daily life. The railroad also inspires some pretty cool photos. Here is a gallery of life in and around the railroads. #gallery-3...

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  • PM Hot Links – Onion Headlines, Meth Head Celebs and College Girls

    PM Hot Links – Onion Headlines, Meth Head Celebs and College Girls

    January 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 30 funniest Onion headlines of all time.

    At one point I had The Onion in my Google Reader. It was in the News folder for some reason. At least once a day I’d fall for one of the headlines. That means either they are fantastic at writing headlines or I’m just a little dense. I’ll accept both answers.

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