Click the photo to read about Jim Morrison’s posthumous peen pardon

Good for Jim Morrison getting pardoned for exposing himself all those years ago. I guess. I thought it was kind of cool. Added to the legend of the rock singer. Now he is just the lead singer of the Doors. Kind of boring. Plus, do you think he really cared. The guy’s been dirt napping for a couple decades now. Think he is in heaven, hell or wherever going “well thank God my record is clean, now I can get a teaching job.” Doubtful. Especially because there aren’t many teaching jobs.

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At this point I’ll take Family Guy over The Simpsons but I guess that’s not really what we’re here to talk about.   I’m quite impressed by the longevity of The Simpsons and almost more impressed by the amount of celebrities that have appeared on the show during its run. All...

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To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Lark Voorhies Where you know her from: Voorhies made her acting...

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You’ll see it soon on ESPN 8, the ocho.

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Let’s say you’ve got the ability to hack into the computer of any celebrity for the sole purpose of finding nude pictures or possible pornographic material. Would you a) go for people the world is clamoring to see naked like Katy Perry or Jennifer Lopez or b) go after unattractive singers that one...

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Learn how to do nothing all day for a living.

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Give all the attention Charlie Sheen seems to get on a daily basis these days, I figured I’d cut the guy some slack.   Well, he doesn’t deserve any slack getting $2MM an episode for one of the worst shows on television.  And he sure as hell doesn’t get any slack for banging as many...

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year. For some people. For other people it’s loaded with unnecessary expenditures, reconnecting with family and friends that have been jerks most of the year and an overload of food and festivities that are enough to make anyone puke egg nog. Some people just...

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Click the photo to read about 9 most unintentionally depressing pro wrestling gimmicks.

I’ve been watching pro-wrestling for a long time. Go ahead, giggle. It’s a guilty pleasure and if people can watch the Kardashians as a form of entertainment I can enjoy grown men fake hurting each other. Plus, is there really a difference between The Big Show and Khloe Kardashian besides the fact she is bigger and meaner? Anyway, wrestling wouldn’t be as fun to watch if everyone was a cool-guy, tough a** that came off as unbeatable. Wrestling needs the gimmicks, morons and movie rip-offs to keep things fresh. Also, a large part of the audience is made up of children. Gotta cater to the kids. If they want to see an leprechaun getting his face smashed so be it. But really who doesn’t?

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Gee, Why Was This Xbox 360 Commercial Banned? – [Unreality]
25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste – [Holy Taco]
The 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms – [Guyism]
Breakdancing Just Isn’t What it Used To Be – [Uncoached]
8 Celebs Who Married Fans – [The Frisky]
Video of the Metrodome Roof Collapsing – [BroBible]
The Dancing Today Show Boy – [Manofest]
Today’s Girl: Amy Adams – [Maxim]
Camel Entrance at Christmas Play Doesn’t End Well – [Regretful Morning]
Sarah Shahi Changing Clothes, Saving Ogler Lives – [Egotastic]
Billy Ray Reacts to Miley Cyrus Bong Video – [The Superficial]
Fergie’s Got Back – [Hollywood Tuna]
Bat-Man For Sheriff – [Pic Rocket]
Say Aloha to Kea Ho, Daughter of Don Ho. No, Really, She Is. – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Stone As Spider-Man’s Gwen Stacy – [Popoholic]
Ashley Rumbough, UNC Fencer, Does NSFW Things On Webcam – [Busted Coverage]
Unwrap Hot School Girl Jacque This Holiday Season! – [DJ Mick]
Girls of Philly Calendar 2011 – [Gunaxin]
Zooey Deschanel Sings ‘I Put a Spell on You’ on Conan – [Warming Glow]
Sow of the Day: Carla Ossa – [Sick Pigs]

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Never in my sixteen years of car ownership have I ever put a bumper sticker on my car. Personal preference. If you’re a fan of a funny bumper or like to make a statement with the ass-end of your car, free country, you head on down to Spencer’s and go bonkers. Just be warned; there is a person...

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Click the photo to see 20 awesome interpretations of Stewie Griffin.

Creepy. Best word to describe that drawing of Stewie. I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be intentionally creepy or that is how the artist views life. I’m freaked out either way. Imagine this picture hanging up in your house. How about in your kid’s bedroom? Staring every time you walk in the room. I’d hate to see how this artist interprets Lois. Borderline pornographic.

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As the weather is now officially starting to piss me off I tend to daydream about paradise every so often.  Nothing would satisfy me more than to be magically whisked away to a gorgeous island where I could do absolutely nothing for a solid 10 days. Unfortunately that’s just not going to happen...

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Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Reese Witherspoon 1. Younger sister of Tennessee Titans player Will Witherspoon. 2....

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