AM Hot Links – Batcave Deaths, Huge Guns and Silly RingtonesJanuary 17, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 5 reasons there must be corpses buried under the Batcave.
There are many things buried under the Batcave. There are many things buried under Wayne Manor. Why? Millionaires are crazy. Even before he was a masked vigilante I’m sure Bruce Wayne did some crazy stuff. Know what’s under the mansion for sure? Dead hookers. Hell, I’ve got a couple under my house and I’m broke!
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Amid Controversy, 21-Year-Old Nicki Blue’s Deflowering to Proceed Live on Internet – [Bro Bible]
Huge Guns Are Awesome – [Double Viking]
Britney — Would You Like Toilet Paper with That? – [TMZ]
King Of Spain Has A Very Silly Ringtone – [AOL News]
7 Things You Should Never Say Through Social Media – [Guyism]
The Scariest Grandma in the World – [Uncoached]
A Guide to Lunchtime Social Groups, Through Life – [College Humor]
How To Avoid Small Talk With Idiots – [TruTV]
Happy 100th Birthday, Sailor Jerry! – [The Smoking Jacket]
Serial Killer Barbie – [The Frisky]
Stop Or I’ll Beep! – [Holy Taco]
Kim Kardashian Really Wants You to Know She Has Breasts – [The Superficial]
Cute Khloe Splashes In The Surf – [DJ Mick]
When A Parrot Loves A Kitteh – [Super Booyah]
Megan Fox Keeps It Organically Sexy – [Popoholic]
Temeca Freeman In Black Lingerie Show – [Egotastic]
Wipeout: Behind the Balls – [Maxim]
Jessica-Jane Clement Busts Out The Good Stuff – [Hollywood Tuna]
Video: Watch Ken Jennings Get Beaten in ‘Jeopardy!’ By a Computer – [Warming Glow]
Hollywood Saves Americans From Recession With Golden Globes – [Celeb Jihad]
Sign, Sign Everywhere A SignJanuary 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Ever pass a sign about a hundred times a week and never really give it a glance then one day it just catches your eye for no reason at all? Happened to me just this afternoon. It just kind of caught me off guard that in all the times I’ve passed it, I never really took the time to read exactly...
PM Hot Links – Atari Movies, Oprah Faces and Fictional FathersJanuary 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read the most inspiring fictional movie dads
I’d be an awesome fictional dad. I know this because I’m a terrible real life dad. I think people could write me into a better person. I think I’d also be an amazing fictional athlete. Unless the movie was about basketball. Even if they wrote me as the greatest hoops star that ever lived the story would revolve around my wasted talent. I hate basketball.
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20 Awesome Gingerbread HousesJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:30 am
It’s amazing to see what a person will put tons of time into and what they’ll ignore. I think that you’ll find that many people put way too much time into the wrong things. Well I know that these people do. Honestly, these are truly some elaborate gingerbread houses. I mean how...
20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Bruce WillisJanuary 14, 2011 at 11:00 am
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Bruce Willis 1. His hair is real. Is forehead is fake. 2. Came up with the idea for his...
8 Funny Moments From “Funny Or Die Presents” On HBOJanuary 14, 2011 at 9:00 am
It’s Friday night. Your choices for entertainment are a) arranging your DVD collection from sexiest to unsexiest leading man b) finally killing that duck c) sleeping d) Sudoku sponge bath or e)drinking until you and the duck finally see eye to eye on a couple issues. All pretty typical. Let’s...
Dog Headbutts Martha Stewart In The Face; Sends Her To HospitalJanuary 14, 2011 at 8:00 am
This is a fantastic situation to use the expression “lucky dog” since a good portion of the population would love nothing more than to headbutt Martha Stewart in the mush and send her to the emergency room. Martha Stewart was sent to the emergency room on Tuesday night after one of her beloved dogs...
7 Videos That Make Guys Love The Art of CookingJanuary 14, 2011 at 6:00 am
I’m not sure how many of you guys out there watch The Food Network but there’s more than just cooking on that channel. Have you noticed that some of the ladies who host their own shows are kind of attractive these days? The network is clearly embracing sex as a means of spreading the love...
Gucci Mane and 6 Other Celebrities With Stupid Face TattoosJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:00 am
Gucci Mane made news yesterday for getting an ice cream cone tattooed on his face. I’m not even going to read the reasoning because there really is no good reason. He might have justified it to himself but in the eyes of many he looks 32-flavors of dumb. Well it’s his life, his face and his wasted...
AM Hot Links – College Moves, Bad Guitar Solos and Canada Bands a ClassicJanuary 14, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 10 a**hole moves you can only get away with in college.
College. I miss you. God I miss you. I took advantage of you when we were together. I just didn’t realize how good I had it. You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. I’ve consider post-grad but it just wouldn’t be the same. Fraternities frown on bringing wives and newborns to keg races. It slows the team down.
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Worst Guitar Solo Ever? – [Double Viking]
Classic Song Ruled Offensive in Canada – [TMZ]
Antique Grenades Used as Bookends Detonated in Florida – [AOL News]
Hope Dworaczyk is a good Playmate of the Year – [Guyism]
Unintentionally Funny Politicians – [Uncoached]
25 Great Bumper Stickers – [College Humor]
Man Launches His Own Face Into Space – [TruTV]
The 6 Most Disastrous Attempts at Internet Damage Control – [Cracked]
10 Gravity-Defying Blake Griffin Dunks – [The Smoking Jacket]
The 10 Biggest Flirts In Hollywood – [The Frisky]
25 Girls on Ice – [Holy Taco]
Olivia Munn Finally Grasps Twitter – [The Superficial]
Lara Alvarez Is A Sexy Spanish Sports Reporter – [DJ Mick]
When A Parrot Loves A Kitteh – [Super Booyah]
Rachel McAdams Looking Like A Supernova Of Hotness – [Popoholic]
Lindsay Lohan Caught Outside a Bar, Seems About Right – [Egotastic]
Woman With A Tool – [Maxim]
Daveigh Chase Is Hot New Talent – [Hollywood Tuna]
Helpful Anal Massage Tips from a Guy with a Mustache – [Warming Glow]
Justin Bieber Got Beat Up By Demi Lovato – [Celeb Jihad]
What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?January 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Death is no laughing matter. The tombstone, on the other hand, can be hysterical. I think it says a great deal about a person that wants to make people laugh even after they are gone. As depressing as it is to visit a cemetery, at least you can have a little laugh and break the tension. Here is a collection...