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  • A Gallery Of Terrible Band Tattoos

    A Gallery Of Terrible Band Tattoos

    January 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Awful idea. Inductee into the Hall of Fame of bad ideas. Band tattoos. Possibly on the same level as sports team tattoos. Possibly worse. The only people that should actually have a tattoo of a band are the actual MEMBERS of the band. For example, only the members of the Counting Crows should have a...

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  • PM Hot Links – Pool Bowling, Drunk Celebs and Punching Babies

    PM Hot Links – Pool Bowling, Drunk Celebs and Punching Babies

    January 31, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about the newest game involving pool and bowling.

    More sports need to be combined. Skeet shooting and baseball. Racquetball and chess. Football and soccer. Just to watch soccer players get tackled for thinking they play a tougher sport. Oh I’d watch that for hours.

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  • The Trouble With Husky Dogs

    The Trouble With Husky Dogs

    January 31, 2011 at 11:30 am

    My wife has been riding me about getting a dog for months now.  And while I think dogs are pretty awesome, owning one is another story.  I can’t stand shedding and frankly I just don’t want the responsibility. Not to mention some of the best looking dogs in the world cause the most problems. ...

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  • Where They At? – Wendy “The Snapple Lady” Kaufman

    Where They At? – Wendy “The Snapple Lady” Kaufman

    January 31, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Wendy “The Snapple Lady”...

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  • Movie Ticket Prices Rise While Movies Continue To Hold Steady At “Awful”

    Movie Ticket Prices Rise While Movies Continue To Hold Steady At “Awful”

    January 31, 2011 at 8:00 am

    At Christmas, I bought some movie theater gift certificates for friends and family that for some reason still go to the movies. Loons. The price of a ticket at my local theater is $9.50. I must live in a fancy area. If you thought it was getting more expensive to go the movies, your hunch was right....

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  • 10 Classic “One To Grow On” PSAs

    10 Classic “One To Grow On” PSAs

    January 31, 2011 at 6:00 am

    I’m guilty. Guilty of using phrases and references from my youth that few people ever remember. Sure, I’ll get an occasional chuckle or a “oh yeah I remember that” but never the huge reaction I’m looking for. You’d think I’d stop making the joke. Nope. A personal...

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  • Why Even Bother With this Anymore?

    Why Even Bother With this Anymore?

    January 31, 2011 at 6:00 am

    For decades, including today, fitness “experts” have been pushing ridiculous exercises on us and frankly it seems to be getting worse all the time.  It’s getting to the point where we almost don’t know what’s real and what’s not. And of all the exercises out there...

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  • AM Hot Links – Crazy 9/11 Theories, Sidekicks Getting Screwed and a Basket-Brawl

    AM Hot Links – Crazy 9/11 Theories, Sidekicks Getting Screwed and a Basket-Brawl

    January 31, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about a crazy lady claiming P. Diddy is behind 9/11.

    People love conspiracies more than than love crazy religions. P. Diddy behind 9/11 actually makes sense. I’m kidding. It’s the ramblings of a lunatic. Why are crazy people the only people to have the answer to conspiracies. How come no normal people have these hunches? Or do they start out normal and end up crazy after they try to explain the idea a thousand times to people that won’t listen? Chicken or the egg right there.

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    A Big Month for Two-Headed Animals – [AOL News]
    Keyboards for All Situations – [College Humor]
    Five Asinine Super Bowl Media Day Moments – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 More or Less Awesome Examples of Thundercats Cosplay – [Holy Taco]
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    What The… Amanda Seyfried And Ryan Phillippe!? Nooooooooo! – [Popoholic]
    Esti Ginzburg vs. Bar Refaeli: The Hot Bodied Battle for Tel Aviv – [Egotastic]
    The Many Expressions of Jason Statham – [Maxim]
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    Bryant Gumbel on ‘The Today Show’ in 1994: ‘What Is the Internet, Anyway?’ – [Warming Glow]
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  • It’s Like When Harry Met Sally

    It’s Like When Harry Met Sally

    January 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    The other day someone told me their favorite part of When Harry Met Sally was when they would flash to the couples on the couch, talking about how they met. My favorite part was the end because it meant the movie was over. But if I was for some reason forced to pick my favorite part of the movie the...

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  • PM Hot Links – Stupid Drivers, Celeb Look-Alikes and How To Avoid Small Talk

    PM Hot Links – Stupid Drivers, Celeb Look-Alikes and How To Avoid Small Talk

    January 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see videos of 6 stupid drivers.

    There are more bad drivers on the road than ever before. I’ve got no evidence to back that up except for how much more I curse behind the wheel at people. I never remember people being that dumb. It’s not even during rush hour. It’s the Sunday drivers and people out in the middle of the day. Horrendous. I’m never leaving the house. Only for Skittles.

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  • A Collection of Awesome Stretched Cars

    A Collection of Awesome Stretched Cars

    January 28, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Have you ever been inside a limousine?  It’s pretty cool right?  How about being inside a car that was stretched just for the sake of stretching it.  I mean it’s one thing to see a stretched Hummer but those are always decked out on the inside. I’m talking about cars like the one...

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  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Natalie Portman

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Natalie Portman

    January 28, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Natalie Portman 1. Her first role was as Raj’s sister Dee on the television show...

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  • Brisk Will Save Him!

    Brisk Will Save Him!

    January 28, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Mike Tyson is about to get defeated.  Don’t fear, Brisk is here!

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