AM Hot Links – Drunk Eating, Break-Ups and Pets DreamingJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about the dumb ways to handle your drunk appetite.
There is nothing I won’t eat when I’m hammered. It’s amazing. I lose all sense of “things I don’t like” or “things my stomach is not fond of” and just eat the most ridiculous combination of foods and drink. I always know how terrible the food when I attempt to eat it when stone sober. “I ate what last night? Really? And I loved it? Ok, let’s try it now. OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE ROOM TEMPERATURE DOG SH*T! What’s it called? Hummus?”
Feast and drink on the EgoTV Facebook page.
7 Ways To Get A Girl To Break Up With You – [Guyism]
A Gallery of Mega Man in Medieval Times – [Unreality]
What Our Pets Are Probably Dreaming About – [Cracked]
Meet Kacey Jordan, the Latest Porn Star to Party with Charlie Sheen – [Bro Bible]
Throwing A Needle Through Glass – [Double Viking]
Charlie Sheen’s Bender — ‘Briefcase’ Full of Cocaine – [TMZ]
Drinking Weed: California Company Creates ‘Canna Cola’ – [AOL News]
There When You Need Him Most – [College Humor]
Suzette Edwards, a Stunner from Down Under – [The Smoking Jacket]
Awesome Invention and Great Band Name: Marijuana Catapult – [Holy Taco]
Ryan Murphy Hates Slash, Too – [The Superficial]
Ryan Fox Looking Like A Younger Elle McPhereson – [DJ Mick]
Every Man’s Worst Nightmare – [Super Booyah]
Lauren Conrad Struts Her Groovy Legs – [Popoholic]
Megan Fox Ditches the Husband and the Long Pants and Looks All Kind of Hot – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Alexa Vega – [Maxim]
Holly Madison’s Breasts Are Missing – [Hollywood Tuna]
Jim Belushi Needs the Money – [Warming Glow]
January Jones In A Out Of Style Bikini – [Celeb Jihad]
Sexy News Anchors Distract Male Viewers – [The Frisky]
A Collection Of CollectionsJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I’ve never been a collector of things but I appreciate people that do amass a large collection of objects. It takes a certain dedication and patience. It also takes a ton of space in a house. I don’t have any of those things. Still, I understand the idea behind collecting toys, cameras,...
PM Hot Links – Security Blunders, Bad American Sports and Oscars HottiesJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see photos of people caught doing dumb things on security cameras.
While doing something stupid on camera is always funny, I’m sure the first time people watch themselves on camera after getting caught is even funnier. Especially when they try and give a million excuses even though there is video proof. It’s like the guys on Cheaters that deny everything even after there is tape. “That’s not me. That’s not my penis. I don’t know that guy. I don’t know that penis.”
Get caught in the act on the EgoTV Facebook page.
Really Awkward Self Made StuffJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:30 am
I think that there’s a reason we go out and buy things in stores. At the simplest core level, it’s because we don’t know how to make these “things” on our own. Sure we can survive but none of us know how to build furniture, or how to wire a computer. It’s why...
Movie Trailers Need Some New BloodJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:00 am
These are the songs that make you roll your eyes in theatres, change the channel or even put the TV on mute when you hear them come on in movie trailers. Some are actually fantastic and beautifully written songs that have been ruined by overexposure; some are inexplicably popular songs that need...
10 Classic Mr. Bean SketchesJanuary 27, 2011 at 5:00 am
Two things I realized the other day; how much of an influence Mr. Bean had on what I find funny and how much I miss watching the show. The first realization came during an interview for my book when the interviewer asked what type of shows I watched growing up because I’ve got an odd sense of...
AM Hot Links – No Dumping, Cereal Comebacks and Batman Vs. The InternetJanuary 27, 2011 at 4:00 am
This is my philosophy: if you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. So go. Anywhere. Obviously not a store floor but behind the store, in the woods or in the dirtiest bathroom ever. Just get it over with. You’ll feel much better. You’ll need new shoes but that’s par for the course.
Click the photo to read about an angry customer jailed for pooping on a store floor.
Go #2 on the EgoTV Facebook page.
12 Discontinued Cereals That Need To Be Revived – [Guyism]
Batman vs. The Internet – [Unreality]
The 7 Most Ridiculous Movie Character Overreactions – [Cracked]
Meet Katie, a Girl to Bring Home to Mom from Delaware – [Bro Bible]
Disney’s ‘Up’ Premake – [Double Viking]
Jimmy Buffett’s Frightening Fall — Caught on Tape – [TMZ]
Suspect Gives Cops a Big Tip — His Fingertip – [AOL News]
Advice About Making Phone Calls, for Cripplingly Awkward People – [College Humor]
Nine Ridiculously Creepy Child Preachers – [The Smoking Jacket]
25 Smiling Dogs – [Holy Taco]
Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini For Candie’s – [The Superficial]
I Love The Look Of Hot Blonde Holly Love – [DJ Mick]
Rat Can Play Fetch – [Super Booyah]
Jessica Alba Drops Some Brilliant Cleavage – [Popoholic]
Ana Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures Make Me Want to Build A Bigger Dam – [Egotastic]
The Panties That Rocked America – [Maxim]
Gemma Merna Looks Like A Smart Woman – [Hollywood Tuna]
NBC Orders Lesbian Sitcom Pilot – [Warming Glow]
Hayden Panettiere Booty Shorts Gif – [Celeb Jihad]
6 Reasons The World May Never Recover From Twilight’s Popularity – [Fork Party]
The Photo Experience That Is Micheal CeraJanuary 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Michael Cera. Explain him. You can’t because he is an enigma. Just kidding. He is a decent actor that has just been very typecast. Say what you want about his movies but the guy takes a hell of a picture. Possibly his funniest roles ever. Enjoy this collection of Michael Cera. #gallery-3...
PM Hot Links – Odd Albums, Matrix Sequels and Drunk Jess SimpsonJanuary 26, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read the 5 reasons future Matrix sequels are dumb.
I hope there are twenty Matrix sequels. I haven’t seen any of them. Don’t care. Couldn’t be missing the greatest movies ever. Not interested. I’ll watch anything but the Matrix. Just to be a spiteful jerk. Don’t care. Can you tell I’ve got nothing else to talk about?
Collect business cards on the EgoTV Facebook page.
The Best of Lady Gaga 2010January 26, 2011 at 11:30 am
I’ve always talked about how I respect Lady Gaga for her music. I mean the girl was trained at NYU’s Tish and if you’ve ever seen any of her piano playing and classical stuff before she turned fashion weirdo and gazillionaire icon you might agree with me. But unfortunately classical...
Fad-Tastic! Orbitz Soft DrinkJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad: Orbitz Soft Drink Orbitz was the product name of a non-carbonated fruit-flavored beverage, made by the company Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation. The beverage had...
The 10 Hottest M.I.L.F’s in HollywoodJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:00 am
We’ve all used the term, laughed at it and even fought someone when they used it towards our own mother. No need to explain the acronym M.I.LF just the need to respect it. Hollywood more recently than ever has glorified the beauty of being a M.I.L.F and celebrities are running with the title. Below...