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  • Really Awkward Self Made Stuff

    Really Awkward Self Made Stuff

    January 27, 2011 at 11:30 am

    I think that there’s a reason we go out and buy things in stores.   At the simplest core level, it’s because we don’t know how to make these “things” on our own.  Sure we can survive but none of us know how to build furniture, or how to wire a computer. It’s why...

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  • Rat Plays Fetch

    Rat Plays Fetch

    January 27, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Dogs better start stepping up their game.

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  • Movie Trailers Need Some New Blood

    Movie Trailers Need Some New Blood

    January 27, 2011 at 6:00 am

    These are the songs that make you roll your eyes in theatres, change the channel or even put the TV on mute when you hear them come on in movie trailers. Some are actually fantastic and beautifully written songs that have been ruined by overexposure; some are inexplicably popular songs that need...

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  • 10 Classic Mr. Bean Sketches

    10 Classic Mr. Bean Sketches

    January 27, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Two things I realized the other day; how much of an influence Mr. Bean had on what I find funny and how much I miss watching the show. The first realization came during an interview for my book when the interviewer asked what type of shows I watched growing up because I’ve got an odd sense of...

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  • AM Hot Links – No Dumping, Cereal Comebacks and Batman Vs. The Internet

    AM Hot Links – No Dumping, Cereal Comebacks and Batman Vs. The Internet

    January 27, 2011 at 4:00 am

    This is my philosophy: if you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. So go. Anywhere. Obviously not a store floor but behind the store, in the woods or in the dirtiest bathroom ever. Just get it over with. You’ll feel much better. You’ll need new shoes but that’s par for the course.

    Click the photo to read about an angry customer jailed for pooping on a store floor.

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    The Links

    12 Discontinued Cereals That Need To Be Revived – [Guyism]
    Batman vs. The Internet – [Unreality]
    The 7 Most Ridiculous Movie Character Overreactions – [Cracked]
    Meet Katie, a Girl to Bring Home to Mom from Delaware – [Bro Bible]
    Disney’s ‘Up’ Premake – [Double Viking]
    Jimmy Buffett’s Frightening Fall — Caught on Tape – [TMZ]
    Suspect Gives Cops a Big Tip — His Fingertip – [AOL News]
    Advice About Making Phone Calls, for Cripplingly Awkward People – [College Humor]
    Nine Ridiculously Creepy Child Preachers – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Smiling Dogs – [Holy Taco]
    Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini For Candie’s – [The Superficial]
    I Love The Look Of Hot Blonde Holly Love – [DJ Mick]
    Rat Can Play Fetch – [Super Booyah]
    Jessica Alba Drops Some Brilliant Cleavage – [Popoholic]
    Ana Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures Make Me Want to Build A Bigger Dam – [Egotastic]
    The Panties That Rocked America – [Maxim]
    Gemma Merna Looks Like A Smart Woman – [Hollywood Tuna]
    NBC Orders Lesbian Sitcom Pilot – [Warming Glow]
    Hayden Panettiere Booty Shorts Gif – [Celeb Jihad]
    6 Reasons The World May Never Recover From Twilight’s Popularity – [Fork Party]

  • The Photo Experience That Is Micheal Cera

    The Photo Experience That Is Micheal Cera

    January 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Michael Cera. Explain him. You can’t because he is an enigma. Just kidding. He is a decent actor that has just been very typecast. Say what you want about his movies but the guy takes a hell of a picture. Possibly his funniest roles ever. Enjoy this collection of Michael Cera. #gallery-2...

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  • PM Hot Links – Odd Albums, Matrix Sequels and Drunk Jess Simpson

    PM Hot Links – Odd Albums, Matrix Sequels and Drunk Jess Simpson

    January 26, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 5 reasons future Matrix sequels are dumb.

    I hope there are twenty Matrix sequels. I haven’t seen any of them. Don’t care. Couldn’t be missing the greatest movies ever. Not interested. I’ll watch anything but the Matrix. Just to be a spiteful jerk. Don’t care. Can you tell I’ve got nothing else to talk about?

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    The Links


  • The Best of Lady Gaga 2010

    The Best of Lady Gaga 2010

    January 26, 2011 at 11:30 am

    I’ve always talked about how I respect Lady Gaga for her music.  I mean the girl was trained at NYU’s Tish and if you’ve ever seen any of her piano playing and classical stuff before she turned fashion weirdo and gazillionaire icon you might agree with me. But unfortunately classical...

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  • Fad-Tastic! Orbitz Soft Drink

    Fad-Tastic! Orbitz Soft Drink

    January 26, 2011 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad: Orbitz Soft Drink Orbitz was the product name of a non-carbonated fruit-flavored beverage, made by the company Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation. The beverage had...

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  • The 10 Hottest M.I.L.F’s in Hollywood

    The 10 Hottest M.I.L.F’s in Hollywood

    January 26, 2011 at 11:00 am

    We’ve all used the term, laughed at it and even fought someone when they used it towards our own mother. No need to explain the acronym M.I.LF just the need to respect it. Hollywood more recently than ever has glorified the beauty of being a M.I.L.F and celebrities are running with the title. Below...

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  • Dexter In 60 Seconds

    Dexter In 60 Seconds

    January 26, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Remember when the show used to be good

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  • The Character Assassination of Jesse James by the Bombshell McGee

    The Character Assassination of Jesse James by the Bombshell McGee

    January 26, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Jessie James will cheat again. As sure as the sun will rise and Lindsey Lohan will end up back in rehab, the cheater will end up cheating on his new fiancee Kat Van D. Know who is sure of this? Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. It’s as if she knows something we all don’t. Newly-engaged...

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  • Insane Boat Accident

    Insane Boat Accident

    January 26, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Total boat wipeout, bro!

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