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  • 10 Horrific New Employee Training Videos

    10 Horrific New Employee Training Videos

    February 21, 2011 at 5:00 am

    My first job during high school was working retail at the mall. Now it’s called Express Men, but back in the early 90′s, it was known as Structure. It was a pretty cake job, the discount was good and my manager was this smoking hot chick that late me make my own hours. Not a bad gig. Anyway,...

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  • AM Hot Links – MTV Hotties, Fake Simpson Words and Crazy Frog

    AM Hot Links – MTV Hotties, Fake Simpson Words and Crazy Frog

    February 21, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 10 beautiful women who got started on MTV.

    Full disclosure: huge crush on former MTV News girl Serena Altschul when I was young. She is in the bottom left hand box. She was the only reason I paid attention to MTV News or any of those special, in-depth reports she did about actual important topics. Sad isn’t it? Hot chick/dude and people will pay closer attention. Why haven’t schools figured this out yet?

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    The Links

    10 Fake Simpsons Words That Belong In The Dictionary – [Guyism]
    Real People With Creepy Fetishes – [TruTV]
    6 Things That Annoy You Every Day (Explained by Science) – [Cracked]
    NFL Stud Drops $100K in Hollywood Nightclub – [TMZ]
    Crazy Frog is Kind of Annoying – [Uncoached]
    VIDEO: Blake Griffin Dunks Over a Car – [Bro Bible]
    New Thor Trailer Released – [Double Viking]
    Hotel Introduces Superstrong Toilets, Able to Flush Golf Balls – [AOL News]
    The Most Persistent Flirter on Facebook – [College Humor]
    Viral Outbreak: The Honey Badger Don’t Care! – [The Smoking Jacket]
    The 13 Hottest Wonder Woman Costumes in Pop Culture History – [Holy Taco]
    Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory. – [The Superficial]
    Hot Blonde Aussie Sydnee Benx – [DJ Mick]
    20 Women With Real Mustaches – [Super Booyah]
    Hilary Duff’s Uber Cuteness FTW! – [Popoholic]
    Sophie Reade Is Absolutely Boobtastic (VIDEO) – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Dianna Agron – [Maxim]
    Irina Shayk & Her Team Of Hot Friends – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Katy Mixon on Her Boob Double – [Warming Glow]
    10 Cleaning-Obsessed Celebrities – [MTV]
    Selena Gomez Is An Effective Twitter User – [Caveman Circus]

  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Kristen Stewart

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Kristen Stewart

    February 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Kristen Stewart 1. Her dad is either Patrick Stewart from Star Trek or the guy that...

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  • People Losing Their Pants Is Kind Of Humorous

    People Losing Their Pants Is Kind Of Humorous

    February 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Remember that game in grade school where you’d wait for just the right moment and yank down the pants of someone wearing sweatpants or windpants. Maybe it wasn’t a game. It was fun though. Especially if you played it right and got a hold of the underwear as well. It’s a game them....

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  • PM Hot Links – Armless Singers, Baby Trashes Hotel and Crazy Barbies

    PM Hot Links – Armless Singers, Baby Trashes Hotel and Crazy Barbies

    February 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read Nine hilarious reactions to Justin Bieber’s Grammy loss.

    Wow. Go watch those videos. I’ll wait. Amazing right? This kid could take over the world some day if this is the passion his fans have. I’m scared now. Honestly. Frightened. I’m moving to Canada. Wait, he is Canadian? Oh God we are all doomed.

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    The Links


  • The Random Awesome Photos of the Week

    The Random Awesome Photos of the Week

    February 18, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Well it’s that time of the week where we should all be winding down.  We’re all sitting in our crappy little cubicles wondering what the hell to do in these last few hours of work before we get off to destroy a few brain cells. What better a way to waste time than look at a bunch of random...

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  • How To Make Your Own Waves

    How To Make Your Own Waves

    February 18, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Because surfing in the water was sooo 2010.

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  • News Anchor Talks About Long Stabby Thing

    News Anchor Talks About Long Stabby Thing

    February 18, 2011 at 8:00 am

    That’s what she said!

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  • Detroit Is Getting A Robocop Statue (Instead Of Real Cops)

    Detroit Is Getting A Robocop Statue (Instead Of Real Cops)

    February 18, 2011 at 8:00 am

    No more is Sylvester Stallone/Rocky the only pointless movie statue standing pointlessly in a major city. Robocop is getting his own statue in Detroit. For some reason. Just got back from my first, very painful session in rehab, and it seems some anonymous donor plunked down $25,000.00 and now…...

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  • Gamers Tend to Go A Bit Overboards

    Gamers Tend to Go A Bit Overboards

    February 18, 2011 at 6:00 am

    From controller-throwing, to screaming, to self-mutilation, to murder, here are the six of the craziest video game freakouts we’ve come across. Each item on this list is crazier than the last so get ready for the steady escalation of mayhem. Having fallen off the bridge in our fair share of...

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  • Which Nintendo Character Would Be Your Most Compatible Roommate?

    Which Nintendo Character Would Be Your Most Compatible Roommate?

    February 18, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Clever little graph from Online Schools. Which Nintendo character would be the best roommate? All the uber dorks (like myself) will discuss this for hours. Although I already know the answer. I’ll always take Princess Peach. Hehehehehe. Pervy. Via: Online Schools

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  • AM Hot Links – Ladies Giving TMI, Annoying Spokespeople and Awkward Keanu

    AM Hot Links – Ladies Giving TMI, Annoying Spokespeople and Awkward Keanu

    February 18, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 12 craziest examples of celeb lady TMI.

    Women aren’t the only ones guilty of sharing a little too much. Men are also to blame. There should be a rule in place however where the person (male or female) must preface what they are about to do or say with a mini disclaimer. Something like “I’m about to tell a story about my –DISGUSTING HUMAN PRACTICE HERE–so stop me now if you don’t want to hear it.” The other person then has ten seconds to decide whether they want to hear it or not. Done and done.

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    The Links

    The 10 Most Annoying Modern Commercial Spokespeople – [Guyism]
    Should You Buy Your Unemployed Friend A Beer – [TruTV]
    The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body – [Cracked]
    Charlie Sheen Gives Firefighters the Knife! – [TMZ]
    Awkward Pictures of Keanu Reeves – [Uncoached]
    ‘The Art of Flight’ Trailer Is Snow Porn at Its Finest – [Bro Bible]
    10 Most Popular Questions Regarding The Man Vs. Zombies Twitter Account – [Double Viking]
    Muppets to Challenge ‘Top Chef’ Contestants – [AOL News]
    Snow Days: Then and Now – [College Humor]
    Seven Traumatizing Editions of Beloved Comic Strips – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Wolverines You Won’t See in X-Men: First Class – [Holy Taco]
    Don Draper is Sexually Harassing Megan Fox Now – [The Superficial]
    Kate Moss Back For 2011 – [DJ Mick]
    Dusty The Kleptomaniac Cat – [Super Booyah]
    Vanessa Hudgens’ Sexy Legs Are On Display – [Popoholic]
    Karissa Shannon Flashes Curves To Fix A Flat – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Diane Kruger – [Maxim]
    Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Bill Hader on Stefon – [Warming Glow]
    The Sexiest Moment From Every Britney Spears Video – [MTV]
    222 Pictures Of Esti Ginzburg Because She Is That Damn Hot – [Caveman Circus]

  • This Is The Face Of Derp

    This Is The Face Of Derp

    February 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Derp. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest appearance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming “Derp!” Real...

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