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  • Things That People Carry

    Things That People Carry

    February 22, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Have you ever wondered what people carry in their pockets while you see them?  It’s a weird thing to think about but now that I’ve seen these pictures it might make you think twice. In an experiment these people must have had 100s of people empty the contents of their wallets and pockets. ...

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  • Critics Really, REALLY Did Not Like Big Momma’s; Like Father, Like Son

    Critics Really, REALLY Did Not Like Big Momma’s; Like Father, Like Son

    February 22, 2011 at 8:00 am

    It must be pretty easy to be a movie critic these days. Every other movie is a stinker. If a good movie does come out, every other critic probably loves it, so loving it as well doesn’t separate you from the crowd. Plus, even average movies look good compared to the other turds. Eh, what do I...

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  • Six Awesome Musician Stage Attacks

    Six Awesome Musician Stage Attacks

    February 22, 2011 at 6:00 am

    It seems that in the last few years there’s been a slip uptick in celebrity stage attacks.  Today we’re gonna focus more on the musical side of the business.  Why?  Well it’s apparent that people have had enough of the new age crap music that is getting put out day after day. Either...

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  • A Cheat Sheet To The Academy Awards

    A Cheat Sheet To The Academy Awards

    February 22, 2011 at 5:00 am

    For the first time, oh ever, I’m kind of interested in the Academy Awards. Maybe I’m just bored person with nothing else going in life. Could be the case. The show would be even more interesting if I could get involved in some type of office pool. Gambling makes everything fun. In case you’re...

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  • AM Hot Links – Butt Cameras, Celebrity Athletics and Presidents Cursing

    AM Hot Links – Butt Cameras, Celebrity Athletics and Presidents Cursing

    February 22, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about a woman that attached a camera to her butt to catch men looking.

    Men will look at a woman’s butt. Good job learning something we would have admitted lady. Here is the thing; in twenty years you’re going to cry yourself to sleep at night because men DON’T look at your butt anymore. You’ll spends thousands of dollars getting lifts, tucks, shoes and a massive rack (gotta do something to take the attention off your massive rear-end) and men still won’t pay attention because you’re past your expiration date. I wonder if that camera also got a good look at your head sticking out of your rear-end.

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    Charlie Sheen’s ‘Married’ — Parties with MLB Legends – [TMZ]
    What a $1 Billion Palace Looks Like – [Uncoached]
    Kate Upton’s 11 Hottest TwitPics – [Bro Bible]
    Justin Bieber ‘Star Wars’ – [Double Viking]
    Eating Dog Food: The Future of Journalism? – [AOL News]
    6 Services That Should Exist In The Pokemon World – [College Humor]
    Statistics Show Brits Use Sex to Fight Recession Blues – [The Smoking Jacket]
    MILF Monday: Elisabetta Canalis – [Holy Taco]
    Jersey Shore’s Angelina Faked Her Engagement – [The Superficial]
    Amber Heard Promotes Her Top Gear Appearance With A Sexy Shoot – [DJ Mick]
    20 Photos Of Presidents Not Acting Very Presidential – [Super Booyah]
    Diane Kruger Looks Even Hotter From The Side – [Popoholic]
    Victoria Justice Barely Legal Birthday Party Pictures – [Egotastic]
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  • A Tribute To The Soft Serve

    A Tribute To The Soft Serve

    February 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    It last about 20 hours. Last week, in the middle of February, the temperature hit about 60 degrees on the East Coast. Of course today, it’s snowing and crappy out. Damn you Mother Nature. Anyway, the minute I stepped outside in the nice weather I immediately wanted soft serve ice cream. Happens...

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  • PM Hot Links – Oscar Awards, Pat The Bunny and Undiscovered Women

    PM Hot Links – Oscar Awards, Pat The Bunny and Undiscovered Women

    February 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read 6 awards that would make the Oscars worth watching.

    A couple new awards wouldn’t hurt at the Oscars. How about something like “hottest chick in attendance you’ve never heard of” or “is she or isn’t she an escort.” I guess these would be considered pre-awards. How about post-awards like “winner most likely to never be heard from again” or “person most likely to do coke all night long.” That last award might have too many nominees.

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  • Amazing Pictures of Old London

    Amazing Pictures of Old London

    February 21, 2011 at 11:30 am

    When you think about any city in the world that technology and “present time” as appropriated itself to it’s hard to imagine how things used to be.  And I’m not necessarily talking about 20 years ago or even 50 years ago. How about over 100 years ago?  Yup.  Over a century. ...

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  • Where They At? Michael Fishman

    Where They At? Michael Fishman

    February 21, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Michael Fishman How It All Started:...

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  • I’m Rappin

    I’m Rappin

    February 21, 2011 at 10:00 am

    The key is fresh cream and good ingredients

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  • Rear Windshield Wiper Win

    Rear Windshield Wiper Win

    February 21, 2011 at 8:00 am

    People helping make the world less boring.

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  • Miley Cyrus Mad At Billy Ray For Blasting Disney; Rest Of The World Still Ticked About Achy Breaky Heart

    Miley Cyrus Mad At Billy Ray For Blasting Disney; Rest Of The World Still Ticked About Achy Breaky Heart

    February 21, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Shocked. Honestly. I’m shocked. This might be proof that Miley isn’t such a twit after all. She knows where her bread is buttered. Mmmmm buttered bread. She wants dad to shut up about blasting Mickey, Goofy and the rest of the Disney crew. Miley Cyrus is furious that her country singin’ daddy,...

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  • Seven Sports Heroes that were Really Heroes

    Seven Sports Heroes that were Really Heroes

    February 21, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Being a hero goes beyond performing physical feats.  Every athlete does that.  It’s their business   It’s the ones who are heroic away from their respective sport, the ones who sacrifice their time, money, and sometimes even personal well-being for the betterment of others, that are...

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