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  • PM Hot Links – Stupid Drivers, Celeb Look-Alikes and How To Avoid Small Talk

    PM Hot Links – Stupid Drivers, Celeb Look-Alikes and How To Avoid Small Talk

    January 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see videos of 6 stupid drivers.

    There are more bad drivers on the road than ever before. I’ve got no evidence to back that up except for how much more I curse behind the wheel at people. I never remember people being that dumb. It’s not even during rush hour. It’s the Sunday drivers and people out in the middle of the day. Horrendous. I’m never leaving the house. Only for Skittles.

    Drive all night on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • A Collection of Awesome Stretched Cars

    A Collection of Awesome Stretched Cars

    January 28, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Have you ever been inside a limousine?  It’s pretty cool right?  How about being inside a car that was stretched just for the sake of stretching it.  I mean it’s one thing to see a stretched Hummer but those are always decked out on the inside. I’m talking about cars like the one...

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  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Natalie Portman

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Natalie Portman

    January 28, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Natalie Portman 1. Her first role was as Raj’s sister Dee on the television show...

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  • Brisk Will Save Him!

    Brisk Will Save Him!

    January 28, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Mike Tyson is about to get defeated.  Don’t fear, Brisk is here!

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  • Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Celebrity Influence. Awww…She’s Just Being Miley

    Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Celebrity Influence. Awww…She’s Just Being Miley

    January 28, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Not Lohan. No Hilton. Not the girl down the street that’s already been with half the JV basketball team (it’s only seven dudes–calm down). It’s Miley! Miley Cyrus has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2010. The 18-year-old singer-and-actress topped the poll for the...

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  • A Day At The Beach

    A Day At The Beach

    January 28, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Poor Frenchy.  All he wants is some wine and cheese.

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  • McDonald’s Commercials That Aren’t “Normal”

    McDonald’s Commercials That Aren’t “Normal”

    January 28, 2011 at 6:00 am

    McDonalds may have started in America over 50 years ago,  but today it exists in almost every country on Earth.  And who’s going to buy fast food from another country without commercials — off-putting, kinda creepy and seemingly completely irrelevant, fever-dream commercials? Here are...

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  • 10 Hysterical (and Still Relevant) Quotes From Groucho Marx

    10 Hysterical (and Still Relevant) Quotes From Groucho Marx

    January 28, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Every once in a while it’s necessary to go back to the classics; books, film, TV shows and of course the people that shaped the world. The other day I dove into a Marx Brothers mini-marathon. Still just as funny today as when they debuted over fifty years ago. Timeless one-liners, spot on delivery...

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  • AM Hot Links – Drunk Eating, Break-Ups and Pets Dreaming

    AM Hot Links – Drunk Eating, Break-Ups and Pets Dreaming

    January 28, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the dumb ways to handle your drunk appetite.

    There is nothing I won’t eat when I’m hammered. It’s amazing. I lose all sense of “things I don’t like” or “things my stomach is not fond of” and just eat the most ridiculous combination of foods and drink. I always know how terrible the food when I attempt to eat it when stone sober. “I ate what last night? Really? And I loved it? Ok, let’s try it now. OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE ROOM TEMPERATURE DOG SH*T! What’s it called? Hummus?”

    Feast and drink on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    7 Ways To Get A Girl To Break Up With You – [Guyism]
    A Gallery of Mega Man in Medieval Times – [Unreality]
    What Our Pets Are Probably Dreaming About – [Cracked]
    Meet Kacey Jordan, the Latest Porn Star to Party with Charlie Sheen – [Bro Bible]
    Throwing A Needle Through Glass – [Double Viking]
    Charlie Sheen’s Bender — ‘Briefcase’ Full of Cocaine – [TMZ]
    Drinking Weed: California Company Creates ‘Canna Cola’ – [AOL News]
    There When You Need Him Most – [College Humor]
    Suzette Edwards, a Stunner from Down Under – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Awesome Invention and Great Band Name: Marijuana Catapult – [Holy Taco]
    Ryan Murphy Hates Slash, Too – [The Superficial]
    Ryan Fox Looking Like A Younger Elle McPhereson – [DJ Mick]
    Every Man’s Worst Nightmare – [Super Booyah]
    Lauren Conrad Struts Her Groovy Legs – [Popoholic]
    Megan Fox Ditches the Husband and the Long Pants and Looks All Kind of Hot – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Alexa Vega – [Maxim]
    Holly Madison’s Breasts Are Missing – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Jim Belushi Needs the Money – [Warming Glow]
    January Jones In A Out Of Style Bikini – [Celeb Jihad]
    Sexy News Anchors Distract Male Viewers – [The Frisky]

  • A Collection Of Collections

    A Collection Of Collections

    January 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I’ve never been a collector of things but I appreciate people that do amass a large collection of objects. It takes a certain dedication and patience. It also takes a ton of space in a house. I don’t have any of those things. Still, I understand the idea behind collecting toys, cameras,...

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  • PM Hot Links – Security Blunders, Bad American Sports and Oscars Hotties

    PM Hot Links – Security Blunders, Bad American Sports and Oscars Hotties

    January 27, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see photos of people caught doing dumb things on security cameras.

    While doing something stupid on camera is always funny, I’m sure the first time people watch themselves on camera after getting caught is even funnier. Especially when they try and give a million excuses even though there is video proof. It’s like the guys on Cheaters that deny everything even after there is tape. “That’s not me. That’s not my penis. I don’t know that guy. I don’t know that penis.”

    Get caught in the act on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Really Awkward Self Made Stuff

    Really Awkward Self Made Stuff

    January 27, 2011 at 11:30 am

    I think that there’s a reason we go out and buy things in stores.   At the simplest core level, it’s because we don’t know how to make these “things” on our own.  Sure we can survive but none of us know how to build furniture, or how to wire a computer. It’s why...

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  • Rat Plays Fetch

    Rat Plays Fetch

    January 27, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Dogs better start stepping up their game.

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