People are usually awful at giving gifts. It’s understandable. It’s tough shopping for other people. Some of us can’t even shop for ourselves. It’s usually late in the Christmas shopping season, when all other ideas are exhausted, that people start going to Plan D-H. Crappy gift cards, gag...

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Click the photo to watch the worst cover songs of all time.

Personally, I enjoy awful cover songs. It makes me appreciate the original song. Remember a couple years ago Madonna remade American Pie (The Day The Music Died) by Don McLean? The Madonna version was so damn awful it actually made me like the original version. To be fair, every Madonna song is awful. Except Borderline. That is my jam.

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Stupid Advice: How to Become a Male Porn Star – [The Smoking Jacket]
6 Real Historic Battles Decided by Divine Intervention – [Cracked]
Guess the TV Character’s Facebook Page – [Unreality]
20 Surprises in the New Tron Movie – [Holy Taco]
7 Awful, But Possibly Awesome, Date Ideas – [Guyism]
The Top 20 NHL Players on Their Last Legs – [Bleacher Report]
11 Celeb Ladies Showing Off Their DSL – [The Frisky]
Here’s a Video of Heisman Trophy Winner Cam Newton Freestyle Rapping – [BroBible]
The 10 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Christmas Commercials – [Manofest]
Leaked Angelina Jolie a** picture from “Wanted” – [Regretful Morning]
Brooklyn Decker Lingerie Pictures Put the Hump In Your Hump Day – [Egotastic]
Hulk Hogan Married That Dude Who Looks Like His Son – [The Superficial]
Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got – [Hollywood Tuna]
Leave A Boring Class In Style – [Double Viking]
Natalie Portman As Stunning As Always In Vogue – [Popoholic]
Here Is Texans Fan – Booger – Digging For Gold On Monday Night Football – [Busted Coverage]
Halle Berry Busty Beach Candids – [DJ Mick]
22 Dumbest Things People Do on Facebook – [TruTV]
Inmate Claims Festivus as Holiday, Gets Kosher Meals – [Warming Glow]
Breaking: Lindsay Lohan Has Feelings. Also: Gwyneth Paltrow Hurt Them – [Celeb Jihad]

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It’s amazing the way all work comes to a screeching halt the moment the calendar turns Dec 1st. Everyone just gets in holiday mode and nothing gets done. The best part? It’s perfectly acceptable because everyone is guilty of it. From the top level executives to the guy getting your cheeseburger...

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Click the photo to check out the 5 coolest hairstyles of the 1980′s.

Remembering the “cool” haircuts of the 1980′s is fun but let’s not forget the awful cuts. I never will because I’m reminded of them every time I look at a picture of myself from 1980-1989. Atrocious. Especially that bowl cut I rocked for a couple years. Awful. At least every single other kid had it at one time or the other. Seriously, who thought of putting a bowl on a kid’s head and cutting around the edges? A lunatic! Possibly the Amish. Same thing.

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Ben Stiller built some muscles for Tropic Thunder There are some actors out there who are simply in the profession to make a living.  And just like in any other job they do what they have to in order to keep their jobs but they don’t do much else.   It’s a sad truth but it’s reality. ...

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There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Zubaz Zubaz (officially pronounced “zoo-bazz”) is a brand of shorts and pants that became popular during the early 1990s. They were created in 1988 by...

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Dr. Frasier Crane has a sex tape. Lilith is not involved. Does that surprise anyone? Sorry, I loved that show. Kelsey Grammer does really have a sex tape though. How do we know? His ex-wife, crazy Camille, is threatening to release it if she doesn’t get what she wants in the divorce. Kelsey Grammer’s...

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Nuts and polls don’t mix

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“Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”  I’m sure you’re all familiar with that lovely saying.  It’s the chant of White America egging on a fight during one of your/our favorite talk shows.  But did you know that before Jerry Springer there were plenty of other talk shows that paved...

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Aniston. Jolie. Fox. Blah, blah, blah the sexiest women in Hollywood lists are getting too damn predictable. Let me get this straight, Kate Winslet is hot? Get out! Who knew. Snorreeee. How about mentioning some of the sexy, hot women of Hollywood that don’t always get their just due? They might...

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Click the photo to read about seven great guy approved Christmas movies.

Christmas movies are made for women. They get all sentimental around the holidays. They are actually the ultimate chick flick. Romance and wrapping paper. Women swoon. No woman on the Earth doesn’t like the movie Love Actually. It’s physically impossible for any woman to not like that movie. It’s more accepted than the Notebook in the world of women. Ask around. Go ahead, I’ll wait. You don’t know any women do you. Sad.

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A Survival Guide To Your Office Holiday Party – [Cracked]
The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Boo-Boo – [Unreality]
25 Creepy Ancient Idols – [Holy Taco]
9 Entertaining Moments from Christmas Comedies – [Guyism]
The 50 Biggest Storylines in the 2010-11 NBA Season Thus Far – [Bleacher Report]
Topless Women Pees In Public And 5 Other Crazy Protests – [The Frisky]
Six Seconds into First Period, KHL Hockey Game Erupts into Chaotic Brawl – [BroBible]
We Need A 2010 Movies Montage – [Manofest]
Hollywood’s Sexiest Santas – [Maxim]
22 Pictures of Rachel Leigh Cook Being Adorable – [Regretful Morning]
Katie Holmes Sexy Legs Tipping Off Award Season – [Egotastic]
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson Separate – [The Superficial]
Christina Aguilera’s Awesome Cleavage – [Hollywood Tuna]
Road Sign Hack – [Pic Rocket]
Minka Kelly Seriously Needs To Step It Up – [Popoholic]
Here Is The Girl Cam Newton Is Allegedly Boning – [Busted Coverage]
80 Pictures Of Boobtastic Babes – [DJ Mick]
Alexandra Helga Ívarsdóttir : The Ice Queen – [Gunaxin]
69 Seconds of Zombie Ownage – [Warming Glow]
Hiroko Anzai Pink Bikini – [Sick Pigs]

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Cats. Bacon. Loved by 94% of the internet. Hard to choose which is more important in the online world. Now, put cats together with bacon, and there is now a whole new level of awesome which is hard to put into words. Luckily there are pictures. Many, many pictures. Pictures of cats around, enjoying,...

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