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  • Tom Hanks’ Son Is A Rapper. So There Is That.

    Tom Hanks’ Son Is A Rapper. So There Is That.

    February 8, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Introducing Chet Haze, the college-aged son of actor Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson. He is, well, a rapper. Here is proof. Maybe I’m crazy (all arrows point to yes) but young Chet isn’t so bad. I’m sure his homies have told him so. I’m sure his homies tell him anything he wants...

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  • AM Hot Links – Fictional Drugs, Awesome Parties and Space Pigeons

    AM Hot Links – Fictional Drugs, Awesome Parties and Space Pigeons

    February 8, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 10 funniest fictional drugs from TV and movies.

    Let’s start naming real drugs after fictional drugs. Until cops figure out what’s going on. It would be fun to think they’d have to keep watching movies until they figured out the drugs/fictional names. Cops all over hanging out in front of RedBox boxes. “I know that name. It’s either in Midnight Run or The Other Guys.”

    Score fake drugs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History – [Cracked]
    10 Dumb Smutty Movie Stereotypes That Should Be Retired – [TruTV]
    Darth Vader In His Own Words – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: Fight on an NYC Subway Over Lack of Arm Space – [Bro Bible]
    Space Pigeons! – [Double Viking]
    Mark Zuckerberg — I Fear My Facebook Stalker – [TMZ]
    How Swingers Celebrate Valentine’s Day – [AOL News]
    7 Terrible Ideas for Videogames – [College Humor]
    Five Cherished Pieces of American Culture (That Are Fronts for Crazy People) – [The Smoking Jacket]
    All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets – [Holy Taco]
    Cameron Diaz in a Bikini and Other News – [The Superficial]
    Victoria Silvstedt Scrubs Up Well – [DJ Mick]
    The 10 Worst Celebrity National Anthems Of All Time – [Super Booyah]
    Hilary Duff’s Bootylicious Parisian Shopping Spree – [Popoholic]
    Katy Cocktease Flashes Her Northern Parts South of the Border – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Cheryl Cole – [Maxim]
    Audrina Patridge And Her Sexy Lazy Eyes – [Hollywood Tuna]
    X Factor To Create Child Millionaires – [Warming Glow]
    Sarah Shani Shows Kuffars How To Be Classy – [Celeb Jihad]
    12 Valentine’s Day Gifts For Cheap And Lazy Lovers – [The Frisky]

  • A Gallery of Crashed Ferraris

    A Gallery of Crashed Ferraris

    February 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    We all have dreams of growing up and making something of ourselves. The first purchase; a brand spanking new exotic car like a Ferrari. Then one day you get too cocky about the life you’ve made for yourself and crash your shinny bonus check. The ensuing gallery leaves you with the pain of a recent...

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  • PM Hot Links – Stupid Pizzas, Hole-in-One and Bill Murray

    PM Hot Links – Stupid Pizzas, Hole-in-One and Bill Murray

    February 7, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about a Super Bowl ketchup and pickle pizza.

    Once you add a stupid topping it’s not longer a pizza. It’s now just baked circular bread with cheese and disgusting toppings. Pizza only gets the usual toppings and even a few of them are pushing the limits. This is a piece of meat away from being a giant hamburger. Disgusting.

    Argue about pizza on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • Classic Screenshots from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Classic Screenshots from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    February 7, 2011 at 11:30 am

    It’s kind of hard to describe Always Sunny in Philadelphia to people.  It’s almost like if you haven’t gotten it by now then you probably shouldn’t even bother watching the show.  It’s easily one of the funniest shows on television and definitely pushes the bar more than...

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  • Where They At? Right Said Fred

    Where They At? Right Said Fred

    February 7, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Right Said Fred How It All Started:...

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  • Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be “Bikini Ready” In Four Months. We’ve All Been Warned.

    Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be “Bikini Ready” In Four Months. We’ve All Been Warned.

    February 7, 2011 at 8:00 am

    It was very nice of Khloe Kardashian to let us know that in four months she will be in a bikini, somewhere, and that the rest of the world should 1) avoid the internet for a little while in case anyone snaps a pic of said event and 2) avoid any warm climate in four months in case Khloe is around and...

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  • Six Cheesy Motivational Songs from Movies

    Six Cheesy Motivational Songs from Movies

    February 7, 2011 at 6:00 am

    For as long as I live I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of certain scenes in movies.  Part of it is because of how awesome they are from a cinematic perspective and part of it is simply because of how awesome the accompanying music is. There’s no doubt in my mind that the following...

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  • The Power Of Christ Compels You To Make A Funny Sign

    The Power Of Christ Compels You To Make A Funny Sign

    February 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Get them into the pews any way you can; pancakes breakfasts, bingo or even a funny sign to get them interested in coming to Sunday service. My only question is do priests and pastors have some type of joke book or reference guide for funny material? Some of these sign jokes are pretty witty. Maybe...

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  • PM Hot Links – Odd Cereals, Mini-Vader and “Teen Mom” Goes Beer Bonging

    PM Hot Links – Odd Cereals, Mini-Vader and “Teen Mom” Goes Beer Bonging

    February 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about 6 real video games too insane to release.

    Rap Basketball? Rap Basketball? They DIDN’T make Rap Basketball? It has so much potential. Look at that screencap. Kool J versus Ice T in a game of 2-on-2. Instead of having to MAKE Ice T and LL Cool J in a basketball game they are already available. That cuts down the days it would take me to make those two characters. 8-bit raps is also very intriguing.

    Talk about rap and basketball on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • A Little Cartoon Entertainment For You

    A Little Cartoon Entertainment For You

    February 4, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Well, it’s Friday.  You’re all in your offices just waiting for that “final bell” aren’t you?  You’re desperately trying to find ways to kill time and you have absolutely no idea what to do.  Thankfully you’re on this site and we’ve got some cheap entertainment...

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  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Paris Hilton

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Paris Hilton

    February 4, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Paris Hilton 1. Always feels ashy. 2. Sleeps with a mop because she doesn’t like...

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  • Here’s An Example Of Why People Above The Age Of 15 Don’t Like You Bieber

    Here’s An Example Of Why People Above The Age Of 15 Don’t Like You Bieber

    February 4, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Calm down Biebs. Beavis and Butthead when off the air on November 28, 1997. You were three years old. Even if you caught them in rerun or on a DVD your momma said you weren’t allowed to watch until you sprouted pubs, I’m not sure you’d be such a huge fan to CAP LOCK and tweet it to...

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