Where They At? Right Said FredFebruary 7, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Right Said Fred How It All Started:...
Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be “Bikini Ready” In Four Months. We’ve All Been Warned.February 7, 2011 at 8:00 am
It was very nice of Khloe Kardashian to let us know that in four months she will be in a bikini, somewhere, and that the rest of the world should 1) avoid the internet for a little while in case anyone snaps a pic of said event and 2) avoid any warm climate in four months in case Khloe is around and...
Six Cheesy Motivational Songs from MoviesFebruary 7, 2011 at 6:00 am
For as long as I live I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of certain scenes in movies. Part of it is because of how awesome they are from a cinematic perspective and part of it is simply because of how awesome the accompanying music is. There’s no doubt in my mind that the following...
The Power Of Christ Compels You To Make A Funny SignFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Get them into the pews any way you can; pancakes breakfasts, bingo or even a funny sign to get them interested in coming to Sunday service. My only question is do priests and pastors have some type of joke book or reference guide for funny material? Some of these sign jokes are pretty witty. Maybe...
PM Hot Links – Odd Cereals, Mini-Vader and “Teen Mom” Goes Beer BongingFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about 6 real video games too insane to release.
Rap Basketball? Rap Basketball? They DIDN’T make Rap Basketball? It has so much potential. Look at that screencap. Kool J versus Ice T in a game of 2-on-2. Instead of having to MAKE Ice T and LL Cool J in a basketball game they are already available. That cuts down the days it would take me to make those two characters. 8-bit raps is also very intriguing.
Talk about rap and basketball on the EgoTV Facebook page.
A Little Cartoon Entertainment For YouFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:30 am
Well, it’s Friday. You’re all in your offices just waiting for that “final bell” aren’t you? You’re desperately trying to find ways to kill time and you have absolutely no idea what to do. Thankfully you’re on this site and we’ve got some cheap entertainment...
20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Paris HiltonFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:00 am
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Paris Hilton 1. Always feels ashy. 2. Sleeps with a mop because she doesn’t like...
Here’s An Example Of Why People Above The Age Of 15 Don’t Like You BieberFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:00 am
Calm down Biebs. Beavis and Butthead when off the air on November 28, 1997. You were three years old. Even if you caught them in rerun or on a DVD your momma said you weren’t allowed to watch until you sprouted pubs, I’m not sure you’d be such a huge fan to CAP LOCK and tweet it to...
Superbowl Fails That Merit AttentionFebruary 4, 2011 at 6:00 am
The playoffs are over now and two teams have the chance to win the ultimate prize: the Super Bowl. Players on both teams have chances gain glory, establish legends and, of course, suffer humiliation. Speaking of humiliation. Here are six awesome superbowl fails…. Garo Yepremian’s botched...
Dazzle The Sports Dorks This Super Bowl By Memorizing This Handy GuideFebruary 4, 2011 at 5:00 am
Sports don’t get much attention on EgoTV unless a Kardashian is dating another athlete or someone sends some dong pics to a team employee. Then we are all up on sports. It doesn’t mean we don’t care it just means…ok, we don’t care. But this Sunday is the Super Bowl, the...
AM Hot Links – Weird Laws, Degenerate Super Bowl QBs and a McBain MovieFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about the 10 biggest degenerate Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks.
Football players can be jerks?!? News to this fella! Who would imagine! Men paid money to try and kill each other might not be upstanding citizens or all together under the helmet. Shut the front door! That’s not possible.
Degenerates hang out on the EgoTV Facebook page.
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The Part They Never Show You in Cartoons – [Unreality]
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McBain Mini-Movie Compilation – [Double Viking]
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One Day, Your Car May Be Made of Mushrooms – [AOL News]
Your OFFICIAL 2011 Puppy Bowl Scouting Report – [College Humor]
Seven Humiliating Rejected Wedding Proposals – [The Smoking Jacket]
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Betty White Naked Pictures – [Celeb Jihad]
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Mmmmmm…Gigantic DonutsFebruary 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm
While I love Dunkin Donuts coffee, I often refrain from buying a cup if the store doesn’t have a drive-thru. Reason? I can’t stand inside and smell the donuts for longer than seven seconds without wanting to jump the counter and start shoving them in my mouth. They are just so damn delicious...