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  • Emma Watson Taking a Break From School To Concentrate On Being Young, Hot and Rich

    Emma Watson Taking a Break From School To Concentrate On Being Young, Hot and Rich

    March 9, 2011 at 9:00 am

    Emma Watson enrolled in Brown University last year. For some reason. She is now taking a break to concentrate on promoting a movie she knew was coming out and a career she had to assume was to follow. Emma Watson is trading in Brown University for Hogwarts – for now, anyway. The actress-student, 20,...

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  • Fad-Tastic! The Talkboy

    Fad-Tastic! The Talkboy

    March 9, 2011 at 9:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad: The Talkboy The Talkboy was a portable variable speed cassette player and recorder manufactured by Tiger Electronics (now owned by Hasbro) in the early 1990s. Much like...

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  • A Gallery Of Celebrities Hanging Out At Airports

    A Gallery Of Celebrities Hanging Out At Airports

    March 9, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Celebs! They are just like us! Except when they travel. Normal people aren’t usually 1) followed around 2) dressed like any of these people or 3) looking so damn annoyed. They are probably pissed because they are being followed and dress like this. Oh celebrities! Why do we love you! Here are...

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  • 10 Animated Gifs That Prove Charlie Sheen Is Bonkers

    10 Animated Gifs That Prove Charlie Sheen Is Bonkers

    March 9, 2011 at 5:00 am

    A picture says a thousand words. What does an animated GIF say? A million words, and in this case, Charlie Sheen is bat-sh*t crazy. Fine, these moments might be taken a little out of context, but when you remember the actual context (talking of trolls, warlocks and tiger’s blood) these moments...

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  • Trippy Movie Drugs, Charlie Sheen’s Intern and Celebs Impersonating Celebs

    Trippy Movie Drugs, Charlie Sheen’s Intern and Celebs Impersonating Celebs

    March 9, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Drug use in movies is nothing new. But for some films, your regular, run of the mill drugs like pot and cocaine just don’t cut it. Click here to read more about the 9 trippiest fake movie drugs.

    Trip out on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    Playboy Model Tries Naked Drifting (SFW Video) – [TotalProSports]
    Aubrey O’Day Drops Some Droopy Cleavage – [Hollywood Tuna]
    5 Artistic Geniuses Who Only Became Great After Selling Out – [Cracked]
    Today’s Girl: Avril Lavigne – [Maxim]
    Social Media Pros Worry for Charlie Sheen’s New Intern – [AOL News]
    Sexy Kylie Bisutti FHM Photoshoot – [DJ Mick]
    The 10 Funniest Videos Of Celebrities Impersonating Celebrities – [Super Booyah]
    Baby At Baseball Game Finishes Every Last Sip Of This Miller Lite – [Busted Coverage]
    Former Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson References Snoop Dogg as ‘Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dogg’ – [BroBible]
    16-year-old Nicole Kidman discusses her work in ‘BMX Bandits’ – [FilmDrunk]

  • Drinking Games, Jason Statham, and Dinosaur Priests

    Drinking Games, Jason Statham, and Dinosaur Priests

    March 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Click on the Image to see The 9 Best Games to Play When You’re Drinking.

    I think every piece of ground should be painted to look like a Twister pad. The benefits would be plentiful. The world would look more fun, kids could learn their colors faster, and more people would be crab walking in public. And isn’t that really what the world needs? A little more crab walking? To find out more about crabs, check out our Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

    The Links:

    The Many Expressions of Jason Statham (Maxim)

    Why Men Shouldn’t Wear ‘Shape Up’ Shoes (Cracked)

    Emily Browning is Weird-Hot (Popoholic)

    120 Pics of Guys Staring at Boobs (DJMick)

    Amanda Bynes Tries To Be Sexy on Twitter (HollywoodTuna)

    Stuff You Should Know About: March Madness (TheSmokingJacket)

    60 Pics of Hot Asian Girls (CavemanCircus)

    A Hot Chick Licking a Missile! (HolyTaco)

    Best Movies That Destroy Los Angeles (ScreenJunkies)

    ‘Velocipastor’ Trailer Combines Catholicism & Dinosaurs. WIN. (FilmDrunk)

  • A Gallery Of Vintage Beards (And The Men Attached)

    A Gallery Of Vintage Beards (And The Men Attached)

    March 8, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    The beard isn’t as dignified as it once was in the early days of this great country. Back then any man that was of any importance had a beard. A big, fat badass thatch of hair on his face that made it look like he was only eyes and nose and the rest is follicles and human foliage. The only important...

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  • A Horse Named “Argh!”

    A Horse Named “Argh!”

    March 8, 2011 at 10:00 am

    If you think about it all horses are pirates. You know, because of the whole eye patch thing.

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  • Disney Boss Scared Kid To Make Bambi Death Scene Seem More Realistic

    Disney Boss Scared Kid To Make Bambi Death Scene Seem More Realistic

    March 8, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Look, authenticity sells movies, and the more realistic a movie looks the better it does at the box office. Everyone thought Blair Witch Project was real and it made huge bucks. A Disney boss once told the child voicing Bambi that his mom was in trouble to get Bambi’s death scene to sound more...

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  • Charlie Is Not Like Other Cats

    Charlie Is Not Like Other Cats

    March 8, 2011 at 8:00 am

    He can definitely haz a cheezburger.

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  • Who’s Searching For Lady Gaga: an Infographic

    Who’s Searching For Lady Gaga: an Infographic

    March 8, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Last weekend, VirginMobile and Mekanism sent the Ego team on a thrilling adventure to join up with Lady Gaga on tour in Washington D.C., infiltrate the Little Monsters Tour, and see what the Gaga fuss is all about. The journey was magical, gaudy, exhilarating, loud, sparkly, and blood-soaked. It also...

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  • Facts About South Park You Probably Didn’t Know

    Facts About South Park You Probably Didn’t Know

    March 8, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Think you know everything about the boys from Colorado? Let’s just test your knowledge. Here is a cool chart from the folks over at OnlineSchools.org all about Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan and one of the funniest shows of all time. Via: OnlineSchools.org

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  • Raunchy Animated Characters, Bootleg Toys and March Madness Blunders

    Raunchy Animated Characters, Bootleg Toys and March Madness Blunders

    March 8, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see the 8 raunchiest animated movie characters.

    I just don’t get cartoon porn. I mean I get it, but what I’m saying is, I can’t get excited about it because it’s a cartoon. It’s an odd fetish. I need to know, for the guys that get their rocks off on that stuff, can regular cartoons work just as well? Can one pleasure himself to Daphne from Scooby Doo? On second thought, I don’t really want to know.

    Toon chicks abound on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The 10 Commandments Of The Male Gross Out Movie – [Guyism]
    The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys – [Cracked]
    Katy Perry Is Just A Regular Girl With An Irregular Wardrobe – [MTV]
    VIDEO: Lake Erie Monsters Player Misses Huge Hockey Hit, Shatters Rink Glass – [BroBible]
    World’s Drunkest News Interview Ever – [TruTV]
    Christina Aguilera Selling ‘Osbourne’ Home – [TMZ]
    A Collection of Funny News Headlines – [Uncoached]
    Seth Green – Before The Fame – [Double Viking]
    5 Types of Off-Campus Housing – [College Humor]
    How a Math Geek Splits the Rent – [AOL News]
    Ten Unbelievably Stupid March Madness Blunders – [The Smoking Jacket]
    6 Alternatives to Walking, Because Walking Is For Assholes – [Holy Taco]
    Kendra in Short Shorts Almost Had Nothing To Do With Charlie Sheen – [The Superficial]
    Just Jessica Alba – [DJ Mick]
    Miley Cyrus Does A Sexy Lindsay Lohan! – [Popoholic]
    Blake Lively Brings Her Sexy Best to Chanel in Paris – [Egotastic]
    Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Emma Watson Confesses Love For Anal Sex – [Celeb Jihad]
    Baby At Hawaii Baseball Game Soldiers Through Every Last Sip Of This Miller Lite – [Busted Coverage]
    Can You Beat A Computer At One Of The World’s Oldest Games? – [Kotaku]