Click the photo to check out 10 emergency alternatives for toilet paper .

Everyone has their embarrassing bathroom story. We are all human. It just amazes me that some people some people act like they never go to the bathroom. As if it’s some awful secret that they are hiding from the world. “Wait, you excrete waste? Oh my God. You’re an awful person. We can never speak again.” I think people should embrace the fact we all share this fact of nature. Which is why I’m calling for the removal of all restroom doors. Fine, just the Women’s bathroom. Let me get my camera.

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As the new wave of social sites starts to dominate the internet we very well might be hitting a new dot com wave.  I’m not quite sure how this one will play out.  Honestly I hope investors are a little smarter this time.  Also, I think this is going to be more of a picky set of acquisitions...

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To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Brandon Call Where you know him from: Call began his career as a...

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And it’s not even her birthday.

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Only six seconds into the game!

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American Idol did suffer with the departure of Paula Abdul. As clueless and incoherent as Paula seemed, fans really did enjoy her on the show. Producers are still trying to replace her. Looks like Steven Tyler is working out just fine. STEVEN Tyler is proving a hit with American Idol bosses! The Aerosmith...

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Having written various blogs for a number of years I’ve come across a number of people in my day.  When you have lots of readers you can get all type of people contributing to your site in ways you never thought possible. That simple little “comment” function can tell a whole lot...

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People usually get what they want for Christmas. Sometimes they even get more than what they want. More than what they need. They get things they don’t even ask for. It’s just how life works. It’s one of the reasons people should expect the unexpected on Christmas morning. Of course, there are...

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Click the photo to watch 10 of the best movie opening credits.

Movie Opening Credits. Good list. Not what I want to talk about. The Previews before movies are getting out of control. Maximum of three previews before a movie TOPS. I’m sitting through 5-6 previews now, and between those and the hundred reminders to turn off cells and buy food (Really?!? Who the HELL doesn’t know the movies sells popcorn?!?) the movie isn’t starting until 15-20 minutes after the scheduled time. This only ENCOURAGES people to come late because they know they are only missing the…COUGH ACK COUGH! KERNEL STUCK IN THROAT! DOES THIS PLACE SELL SODA!?!

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Seven Insane Black Markets You Won’t Believe Actually Exist – [The Smoking Jacket]
Ex-Detective Hunts the Loch Ness Monster – [Aol News]
Found Porn Pics Of The Week – [Maxim]
6 Scientific Reasons Your Girlfriend’s Father Hates You – [Cracked]
25 Completely Preposterous Pictures of Flavor Flav – [Holy Taco]
Seinfeld’s 10 Best Sports Moments – [Guyism]
The 10 Worst QB Performances This Season – [Bleacher Report]
9 Celebs Sucking (On Lollipops) – [The Frisky]
Woman Arrested For Carrying Drugs Inside Her Vagina – [BroBible]
Little Drummer Boy With Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly – [Manofest]
AnnaLynne McCord Pictures Are Maniacally Hot – [Egotastic]
Coco is Still Awesome at Twitter – [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel Is Golden Delicious – [Hollywood Tuna]
Super Jenga – [Pic Rocket]
Angelina Jolie Drops The Glorious Cleavage – [Popoholic]
The Tragic Saga Of Jose Canseco Rolls Along – [Busted Coverage]
A Quickie With Some Sexy Celebrity Santas – [DJ Mick]
Danish Police: Bare Breasts Frighten Off Muslim Extremists – [TruTV]
‘I Love Eating Toilet Paper’ – [Warming Glow]
Demi Lovato Lesbian Orgy Pics – [Celeb Jihad]

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Hats make a statement. Especially when they are ridiculous. It tells the world “don’t care what you think, this hat is honey, and I’m looking good as hell right now.” All of these hats make a statement. “I’m a conformist.” “I’m poor.” “I’m...

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Click the photo to check out 10 stupidest products of 2010.

There is nothing worse than when dumb products make a boatload of money. Does that mean it’s people that are dumb? I say yes. Take the Double Down for example. I’m sure KFC wouldn’t invent such a catastrophe of calories if people weren’t going to buy it. KFC does taste test. They have groups of people that try this stuff before it goes into stores. It’s not like some guy smashes foods together and says “here, try this!” That’s what potheads do.

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It must suck being the member of the U.S. Military and having to spend all your days in a virtual pit.   Granted this pit has some of the most amazing technology in the world but still.  Having to be down there on call 24 hrs a day to monitor something that could virtually destroy the entire country? Yes,...

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Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Jon Hamm 1. Rides a horse and buggy to work. The horse is named Oscar and the carriage...

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