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  • The Random Awesome Photos of the Week

    The Random Awesome Photos of the Week

    February 18, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Well it’s that time of the week where we should all be winding down.  We’re all sitting in our crappy little cubicles wondering what the hell to do in these last few hours of work before we get off to destroy a few brain cells. What better a way to waste time than look at a bunch of random...

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  • How To Make Your Own Waves

    How To Make Your Own Waves

    February 18, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Because surfing in the water was sooo 2010.

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  • News Anchor Talks About Long Stabby Thing

    News Anchor Talks About Long Stabby Thing

    February 18, 2011 at 8:00 am

    That’s what she said!

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  • Detroit Is Getting A Robocop Statue (Instead Of Real Cops)

    Detroit Is Getting A Robocop Statue (Instead Of Real Cops)

    February 18, 2011 at 8:00 am

    No more is Sylvester Stallone/Rocky the only pointless movie statue standing pointlessly in a major city. Robocop is getting his own statue in Detroit. For some reason. Just got back from my first, very painful session in rehab, and it seems some anonymous donor plunked down $25,000.00 and now…...

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  • Gamers Tend to Go A Bit Overboards

    Gamers Tend to Go A Bit Overboards

    February 18, 2011 at 6:00 am

    From controller-throwing, to screaming, to self-mutilation, to murder, here are the six of the craziest video game freakouts we’ve come across. Each item on this list is crazier than the last so get ready for the steady escalation of mayhem. Having fallen off the bridge in our fair share of...

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  • Which Nintendo Character Would Be Your Most Compatible Roommate?

    Which Nintendo Character Would Be Your Most Compatible Roommate?

    February 18, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Clever little graph from Online Schools. Which Nintendo character would be the best roommate? All the uber dorks (like myself) will discuss this for hours. Although I already know the answer. I’ll always take Princess Peach. Hehehehehe. Pervy. Via: Online Schools

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  • AM Hot Links – Ladies Giving TMI, Annoying Spokespeople and Awkward Keanu

    AM Hot Links – Ladies Giving TMI, Annoying Spokespeople and Awkward Keanu

    February 18, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 12 craziest examples of celeb lady TMI.

    Women aren’t the only ones guilty of sharing a little too much. Men are also to blame. There should be a rule in place however where the person (male or female) must preface what they are about to do or say with a mini disclaimer. Something like “I’m about to tell a story about my –DISGUSTING HUMAN PRACTICE HERE–so stop me now if you don’t want to hear it.” The other person then has ten seconds to decide whether they want to hear it or not. Done and done.

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    The Links

    The 10 Most Annoying Modern Commercial Spokespeople – [Guyism]
    Should You Buy Your Unemployed Friend A Beer – [TruTV]
    The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body – [Cracked]
    Charlie Sheen Gives Firefighters the Knife! – [TMZ]
    Awkward Pictures of Keanu Reeves – [Uncoached]
    ‘The Art of Flight’ Trailer Is Snow Porn at Its Finest – [Bro Bible]
    10 Most Popular Questions Regarding The Man Vs. Zombies Twitter Account – [Double Viking]
    Muppets to Challenge ‘Top Chef’ Contestants – [AOL News]
    Snow Days: Then and Now – [College Humor]
    Seven Traumatizing Editions of Beloved Comic Strips – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Wolverines You Won’t See in X-Men: First Class – [Holy Taco]
    Don Draper is Sexually Harassing Megan Fox Now – [The Superficial]
    Kate Moss Back For 2011 – [DJ Mick]
    Dusty The Kleptomaniac Cat – [Super Booyah]
    Vanessa Hudgens’ Sexy Legs Are On Display – [Popoholic]
    Karissa Shannon Flashes Curves To Fix A Flat – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Diane Kruger – [Maxim]
    Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures For Shape Magazine – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Bill Hader on Stefon – [Warming Glow]
    The Sexiest Moment From Every Britney Spears Video – [MTV]
    222 Pictures Of Esti Ginzburg Because She Is That Damn Hot – [Caveman Circus]

  • This Is The Face Of Derp

    This Is The Face Of Derp

    February 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Derp. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest appearance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming “Derp!” Real...

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  • PM Hot Links – Venn Diagrams, Tall Models and Work Booty

    PM Hot Links – Venn Diagrams, Tall Models and Work Booty

    February 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Click the photo to read movie plots summed up in venn diagrams.

    Well these Venn Diagrams make movies a whole hell of a lot easier. Now, I’ve already seen Karate Kid about four hundred times but if I’d seen this diagram first I’d realize there are a ton chores, Elisabeth Shue doesn’t get any and there is very little karate. I’m not sure I’d watch. Wait, Elisabeth Shue is chubby in the movie. Well of course she doesn’t get laid.

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    The Links


  • A Gallery of “These People Exist”

    A Gallery of “These People Exist”

    February 17, 2011 at 11:30 am

    There are times in life where we should be very thankful that we are who we are.  What I mean is, hopefully most of you reading this right now were raised in a decent family.  You have good morals.  You know right from wrong. Bottom line, you are a functioning human being in this world.   But have...

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  • See You In Ten: Dakota Fanning

    See You In Ten: Dakota Fanning

    February 17, 2011 at 11:00 am

    See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Dakota Fanning How She Got Here: Fanning’s breakthrough performance was in I Am Sam opposite Sean Penn. As a child actress, she appeared in big-budget films such...

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  • The Worst Acting Line In Movie History

    The Worst Acting Line In Movie History

    February 17, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Sometimes acting is so bad it’s good.

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  • Nose Way! Janet Jackson Reveals Stars ‘Eat Kleenex’ To Stay Thin

    Nose Way! Janet Jackson Reveals Stars ‘Eat Kleenex’ To Stay Thin

    February 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

    I’ve heard of the cookie diet, the grapefruit diet and the cocaine until you die diet but Janet Jackson is shedding light on a fabulous celebrity diet of which I was unaware; eating Kleenex until you’re satisfied. Janet Jackson has revealed the pressure on famous women to look good and stay slim...

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