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  • AM Hot Links – Butt Cameras, Celebrity Athletics and Presidents Cursing

    AM Hot Links – Butt Cameras, Celebrity Athletics and Presidents Cursing

    February 22, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about a woman that attached a camera to her butt to catch men looking.

    Men will look at a woman’s butt. Good job learning something we would have admitted lady. Here is the thing; in twenty years you’re going to cry yourself to sleep at night because men DON’T look at your butt anymore. You’ll spends thousands of dollars getting lifts, tucks, shoes and a massive rack (gotta do something to take the attention off your massive rear-end) and men still won’t pay attention because you’re past your expiration date. I wonder if that camera also got a good look at your head sticking out of your rear-end.

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    The Links

    Chicago Bulls Mascot Mauls Justin Bieber – [MTV]
    7 Shocking Celebrity Athletic Performances – [Guyism]
    Foul-Mouthed U.S. Presidents are Awesome – [TruTV]
    5 Hollywood Secrets That Explain Why So Many Movies Suck – [Cracked]
    Charlie Sheen’s ‘Married’ — Parties with MLB Legends – [TMZ]
    What a $1 Billion Palace Looks Like – [Uncoached]
    Kate Upton’s 11 Hottest TwitPics – [Bro Bible]
    Justin Bieber ‘Star Wars’ – [Double Viking]
    Eating Dog Food: The Future of Journalism? – [AOL News]
    6 Services That Should Exist In The Pokemon World – [College Humor]
    Statistics Show Brits Use Sex to Fight Recession Blues – [The Smoking Jacket]
    MILF Monday: Elisabetta Canalis – [Holy Taco]
    Jersey Shore’s Angelina Faked Her Engagement – [The Superficial]
    Amber Heard Promotes Her Top Gear Appearance With A Sexy Shoot – [DJ Mick]
    20 Photos Of Presidents Not Acting Very Presidential – [Super Booyah]
    Diane Kruger Looks Even Hotter From The Side – [Popoholic]
    Victoria Justice Barely Legal Birthday Party Pictures – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Alyssa Milano – [Maxim]
    Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Serene Branson Is Fine (Medically) – [Warming Glow]

  • A Tribute To The Soft Serve

    A Tribute To The Soft Serve

    February 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    It last about 20 hours. Last week, in the middle of February, the temperature hit about 60 degrees on the East Coast. Of course today, it’s snowing and crappy out. Damn you Mother Nature. Anyway, the minute I stepped outside in the nice weather I immediately wanted soft serve ice cream. Happens...

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  • PM Hot Links – Oscar Awards, Pat The Bunny and Undiscovered Women

    PM Hot Links – Oscar Awards, Pat The Bunny and Undiscovered Women

    February 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read 6 awards that would make the Oscars worth watching.

    A couple new awards wouldn’t hurt at the Oscars. How about something like “hottest chick in attendance you’ve never heard of” or “is she or isn’t she an escort.” I guess these would be considered pre-awards. How about post-awards like “winner most likely to never be heard from again” or “person most likely to do coke all night long.” That last award might have too many nominees.

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    The Links


  • Amazing Pictures of Old London

    Amazing Pictures of Old London

    February 21, 2011 at 11:30 am

    When you think about any city in the world that technology and “present time” as appropriated itself to it’s hard to imagine how things used to be.  And I’m not necessarily talking about 20 years ago or even 50 years ago. How about over 100 years ago?  Yup.  Over a century. ...

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  • Where They At? Michael Fishman

    Where They At? Michael Fishman

    February 21, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Michael Fishman How It All Started:...

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  • I’m Rappin

    I’m Rappin

    February 21, 2011 at 10:00 am

    The key is fresh cream and good ingredients

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  • Rear Windshield Wiper Win

    Rear Windshield Wiper Win

    February 21, 2011 at 8:00 am

    People helping make the world less boring.

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  • Miley Cyrus Mad At Billy Ray For Blasting Disney; Rest Of The World Still Ticked About Achy Breaky Heart

    Miley Cyrus Mad At Billy Ray For Blasting Disney; Rest Of The World Still Ticked About Achy Breaky Heart

    February 21, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Shocked. Honestly. I’m shocked. This might be proof that Miley isn’t such a twit after all. She knows where her bread is buttered. Mmmmm buttered bread. She wants dad to shut up about blasting Mickey, Goofy and the rest of the Disney crew. Miley Cyrus is furious that her country singin’ daddy,...

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  • Seven Sports Heroes that were Really Heroes

    Seven Sports Heroes that were Really Heroes

    February 21, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Being a hero goes beyond performing physical feats.  Every athlete does that.  It’s their business   It’s the ones who are heroic away from their respective sport, the ones who sacrifice their time, money, and sometimes even personal well-being for the betterment of others, that are...

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  • 10 Horrific New Employee Training Videos

    10 Horrific New Employee Training Videos

    February 21, 2011 at 5:00 am

    My first job during high school was working retail at the mall. Now it’s called Express Men, but back in the early 90′s, it was known as Structure. It was a pretty cake job, the discount was good and my manager was this smoking hot chick that late me make my own hours. Not a bad gig. Anyway,...

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  • AM Hot Links – MTV Hotties, Fake Simpson Words and Crazy Frog

    AM Hot Links – MTV Hotties, Fake Simpson Words and Crazy Frog

    February 21, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 10 beautiful women who got started on MTV.

    Full disclosure: huge crush on former MTV News girl Serena Altschul when I was young. She is in the bottom left hand box. She was the only reason I paid attention to MTV News or any of those special, in-depth reports she did about actual important topics. Sad isn’t it? Hot chick/dude and people will pay closer attention. Why haven’t schools figured this out yet?

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    The Links

    10 Fake Simpsons Words That Belong In The Dictionary – [Guyism]
    Real People With Creepy Fetishes – [TruTV]
    6 Things That Annoy You Every Day (Explained by Science) – [Cracked]
    NFL Stud Drops $100K in Hollywood Nightclub – [TMZ]
    Crazy Frog is Kind of Annoying – [Uncoached]
    VIDEO: Blake Griffin Dunks Over a Car – [Bro Bible]
    New Thor Trailer Released – [Double Viking]
    Hotel Introduces Superstrong Toilets, Able to Flush Golf Balls – [AOL News]
    The Most Persistent Flirter on Facebook – [College Humor]
    Viral Outbreak: The Honey Badger Don’t Care! – [The Smoking Jacket]
    The 13 Hottest Wonder Woman Costumes in Pop Culture History – [Holy Taco]
    Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory. – [The Superficial]
    Hot Blonde Aussie Sydnee Benx – [DJ Mick]
    20 Women With Real Mustaches – [Super Booyah]
    Hilary Duff’s Uber Cuteness FTW! – [Popoholic]
    Sophie Reade Is Absolutely Boobtastic (VIDEO) – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Dianna Agron – [Maxim]
    Irina Shayk & Her Team Of Hot Friends – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Katy Mixon on Her Boob Double – [Warming Glow]
    10 Cleaning-Obsessed Celebrities – [MTV]
    Selena Gomez Is An Effective Twitter User – [Caveman Circus]

  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Kristen Stewart

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Kristen Stewart

    February 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Kristen Stewart 1. Her dad is either Patrick Stewart from Star Trek or the guy that...

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  • People Losing Their Pants Is Kind Of Humorous

    People Losing Their Pants Is Kind Of Humorous

    February 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Remember that game in grade school where you’d wait for just the right moment and yank down the pants of someone wearing sweatpants or windpants. Maybe it wasn’t a game. It was fun though. Especially if you played it right and got a hold of the underwear as well. It’s a game them....

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