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  • Billy Joel Likes To Drink And Drive a Vespa

    Billy Joel Likes To Drink And Drive a Vespa

    February 9, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Bottle of red. Bottle of white. Whatever you’re in the mood to chug tonight. I’ll meet you any time you want, at our sidewalk restaurant. Then I’m finishing my liquor and driving away! Elton John’s advice to Billy Joel continues to fall on deaf ears. After Elton told Rolling Stone magazine...

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  • There’s Definitely More Than Meets the Eye

    There’s Definitely More Than Meets the Eye

    February 9, 2011 at 6:00 am

    For any young person growing up in the 80s, the Transformers were just about the coolest show ever. With that in mind, this is a list of the five coolest Transformers characters from the original cartoon. Points were awarded purely for meeting strict “badass” criteria like attitude, image, fighting...

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  • EgoTV Interviews Olympic Champion Apolo Ohno

    EgoTV Interviews Olympic Champion Apolo Ohno

    February 9, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Apolo Ohno is always up for a challenge. He is an Olympic gold medal winner and a Dancing With The Stars champion. But now, following in the footsteps of fellow SUBWAY endorser Jared Fogle, the short-track speedskater plans to test himself by running the New York City Marathon this coming November. Apolo...

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  • AM Hot Links – Lindsey Lohan Is A Thief, Red Bull As Murder Defense and Family Feud Fun

    AM Hot Links – Lindsey Lohan Is A Thief, Red Bull As Murder Defense and Family Feud Fun

    February 9, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read how Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony

    Lindsay Lohan will be charged. She won’t get time. She will get rehab or probably a role in a new movie. Let’s not think anything bad will happen to her. She is bullet proof. She is almost like Supergirl.

    Score fake drugs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    13 Things To Learn From Fictional Boyfriends Women Love – [Guyism]
    6 Artists You Didn’t Know Made Your Favorite Movie Moments – [Cracked]
    Dumb news: Red Bull Is Not A Murder Defense – [TruTV]
    Thank God They Stopped That Before It Got Out of Hand – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: ‘Family Feud’ Asks Contestants to ‘Name Something That Gets Passed Around’ – [Bro Bible]
    The Friendly Robber – [Double Viking]
    Could Ingesting Poo Be Good for You? – [AOL News]
    Flowchart: Who Will You Be With on Valentine’s Day? – [College Humor]
    Three Books on Dating, Being an A**hole and Drinking – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Lady With 20 Inch Long Nails Claims She’s Making a Fashion Statement – [Holy Taco]
    Halle Berry: ‘My Baby is Black. Black as NIGHT.’ – [The Superficial]
    Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy Candids – [DJ Mick]
    Monkey Works At Japanese Restaurant Dressed As A Woman – [Super Booyah]
    Avril Lavigne In Skin-Tight Pants? Yes Please! – [Popoholic]
    Ariana Grande and Her ‘Cute Bottom’ Also Turning 18 Soon – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Sarah Butler – [Maxim]
    Amanda Seyfried Continues To Disappoint – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Crying Library Guy Versus Best Cry Ever: WHO YA GOT? – [Warming Glow]
    Leighton Meester Bikini Orgy – [Celeb Jihad]
    British Man Sues Female Coworker for Sexual Harassment – [The Frisky]

  • The Girl With The Sleeve Tattoo

    The Girl With The Sleeve Tattoo

    February 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    There is something pretty damn sexy about a woman with a sleeved arm. Not sure if it’s the tattoo or the fact that sat their in pain so long to put millions of other women to shame. You know, the women that scream at spiders and take off from work for stubbed toes. Arm tattoos are sex and rough. Here...

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  • PM Hot Links – Crazy X-Rays, Beating Up The Beat and Bad National Anthems

    PM Hot Links – Crazy X-Rays, Beating Up The Beat and Bad National Anthems

    February 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read and see an X-Ray a knife stuck in 13-year-old’s face

    A Chinese teenager narrowly averted disaster after accidentally stabbing himself in the face with a knife. Accidentally. In the face. Well how the hell do YOU pop pimples?

    Compare wounds on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • 25 Worthy Photobombs to Laugh At

    25 Worthy Photobombs to Laugh At

    February 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    It’s not often that a phenomenon comes around on the internet that sticks for more than a few months.  Hell if it’s up for even a few days I would consider it a success.  Which is why I’m pleased to be sharing some of these photos with you. I feel as though the photobomb era is not...

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  • Would You Rather? With Tess Rafferty From “The Soup”

    Would You Rather? With Tess Rafferty From “The Soup”

    February 8, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Today’s “Would You Rather?” guest is Tess Rafferty. As the only female writer/supervising producer on E! Entertainment‘s cult comedy show, The Soup, Tess has skewered pop culture, parodied celebrities and helped her co-workers to not embarrass themselves on dates. EgoTV: Would You...

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  • John Mayer Sells House In What’s A Pretty Damn Slow News Day

    John Mayer Sells House In What’s A Pretty Damn Slow News Day

    February 8, 2011 at 8:00 am

    This is news. For John Mayer and real estate fans. Both are very similar I suppose. Rocker John Mayer has become the latest star to take a hit in the Los Angeles housing market after selling his Pacific Palisades pad at a loss. The singer/songwriter bought the sprawling home in 2006 for $1.75 million...

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  • How are People This Afraid?

    How are People This Afraid?

    February 8, 2011 at 6:00 am

    We probably all suffer from a minor phobia or two, but some people’s lives are virtually debilitated by their fears. This list looks at six of the most unusual phobias that afflict people in modern days. If you suffer from any of these phobias, be sure to tell us about it in the comments.  Also be...

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  • Tom Hanks’ Son Is A Rapper. So There Is That.

    Tom Hanks’ Son Is A Rapper. So There Is That.

    February 8, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Introducing Chet Haze, the college-aged son of actor Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson. He is, well, a rapper. Here is proof. Maybe I’m crazy (all arrows point to yes) but young Chet isn’t so bad. I’m sure his homies have told him so. I’m sure his homies tell him anything he wants...

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  • AM Hot Links – Fictional Drugs, Awesome Parties and Space Pigeons

    AM Hot Links – Fictional Drugs, Awesome Parties and Space Pigeons

    February 8, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 10 funniest fictional drugs from TV and movies.

    Let’s start naming real drugs after fictional drugs. Until cops figure out what’s going on. It would be fun to think they’d have to keep watching movies until they figured out the drugs/fictional names. Cops all over hanging out in front of RedBox boxes. “I know that name. It’s either in Midnight Run or The Other Guys.”

    Score fake drugs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History – [Cracked]
    10 Dumb Smutty Movie Stereotypes That Should Be Retired – [TruTV]
    Darth Vader In His Own Words – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: Fight on an NYC Subway Over Lack of Arm Space – [Bro Bible]
    Space Pigeons! – [Double Viking]
    Mark Zuckerberg — I Fear My Facebook Stalker – [TMZ]
    How Swingers Celebrate Valentine’s Day – [AOL News]
    7 Terrible Ideas for Videogames – [College Humor]
    Five Cherished Pieces of American Culture (That Are Fronts for Crazy People) – [The Smoking Jacket]
    All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets – [Holy Taco]
    Cameron Diaz in a Bikini and Other News – [The Superficial]
    Victoria Silvstedt Scrubs Up Well – [DJ Mick]
    The 10 Worst Celebrity National Anthems Of All Time – [Super Booyah]
    Hilary Duff’s Bootylicious Parisian Shopping Spree – [Popoholic]
    Katy Cocktease Flashes Her Northern Parts South of the Border – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Cheryl Cole – [Maxim]
    Audrina Patridge And Her Sexy Lazy Eyes – [Hollywood Tuna]
    X Factor To Create Child Millionaires – [Warming Glow]
    Sarah Shani Shows Kuffars How To Be Classy – [Celeb Jihad]
    12 Valentine’s Day Gifts For Cheap And Lazy Lovers – [The Frisky]

  • A Gallery of Crashed Ferraris

    A Gallery of Crashed Ferraris

    February 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    We all have dreams of growing up and making something of ourselves. The first purchase; a brand spanking new exotic car like a Ferrari. Then one day you get too cocky about the life you’ve made for yourself and crash your shinny bonus check. The ensuing gallery leaves you with the pain of a recent...

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