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  • PM Hot Links – Crazy X-Rays, Beating Up The Beat and Bad National Anthems

    PM Hot Links – Crazy X-Rays, Beating Up The Beat and Bad National Anthems

    February 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read and see an X-Ray a knife stuck in 13-year-old’s face

    A Chinese teenager narrowly averted disaster after accidentally stabbing himself in the face with a knife. Accidentally. In the face. Well how the hell do YOU pop pimples?

    Compare wounds on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • 25 Worthy Photobombs to Laugh At

    25 Worthy Photobombs to Laugh At

    February 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    It’s not often that a phenomenon comes around on the internet that sticks for more than a few months.  Hell if it’s up for even a few days I would consider it a success.  Which is why I’m pleased to be sharing some of these photos with you. I feel as though the photobomb era is not...

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  • Would You Rather? With Tess Rafferty From “The Soup”

    Would You Rather? With Tess Rafferty From “The Soup”

    February 8, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Today’s “Would You Rather?” guest is Tess Rafferty. As the only female writer/supervising producer on E! Entertainment‘s cult comedy show, The Soup, Tess has skewered pop culture, parodied celebrities and helped her co-workers to not embarrass themselves on dates. EgoTV: Would You...

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  • John Mayer Sells House In What’s A Pretty Damn Slow News Day

    John Mayer Sells House In What’s A Pretty Damn Slow News Day

    February 8, 2011 at 8:00 am

    This is news. For John Mayer and real estate fans. Both are very similar I suppose. Rocker John Mayer has become the latest star to take a hit in the Los Angeles housing market after selling his Pacific Palisades pad at a loss. The singer/songwriter bought the sprawling home in 2006 for $1.75 million...

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  • How are People This Afraid?

    How are People This Afraid?

    February 8, 2011 at 6:00 am

    We probably all suffer from a minor phobia or two, but some people’s lives are virtually debilitated by their fears. This list looks at six of the most unusual phobias that afflict people in modern days. If you suffer from any of these phobias, be sure to tell us about it in the comments.  Also be...

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  • Tom Hanks’ Son Is A Rapper. So There Is That.

    Tom Hanks’ Son Is A Rapper. So There Is That.

    February 8, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Introducing Chet Haze, the college-aged son of actor Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson. He is, well, a rapper. Here is proof. Maybe I’m crazy (all arrows point to yes) but young Chet isn’t so bad. I’m sure his homies have told him so. I’m sure his homies tell him anything he wants...

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  • AM Hot Links – Fictional Drugs, Awesome Parties and Space Pigeons

    AM Hot Links – Fictional Drugs, Awesome Parties and Space Pigeons

    February 8, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 10 funniest fictional drugs from TV and movies.

    Let’s start naming real drugs after fictional drugs. Until cops figure out what’s going on. It would be fun to think they’d have to keep watching movies until they figured out the drugs/fictional names. Cops all over hanging out in front of RedBox boxes. “I know that name. It’s either in Midnight Run or The Other Guys.”

    Score fake drugs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History – [Cracked]
    10 Dumb Smutty Movie Stereotypes That Should Be Retired – [TruTV]
    Darth Vader In His Own Words – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: Fight on an NYC Subway Over Lack of Arm Space – [Bro Bible]
    Space Pigeons! – [Double Viking]
    Mark Zuckerberg — I Fear My Facebook Stalker – [TMZ]
    How Swingers Celebrate Valentine’s Day – [AOL News]
    7 Terrible Ideas for Videogames – [College Humor]
    Five Cherished Pieces of American Culture (That Are Fronts for Crazy People) – [The Smoking Jacket]
    All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets – [Holy Taco]
    Cameron Diaz in a Bikini and Other News – [The Superficial]
    Victoria Silvstedt Scrubs Up Well – [DJ Mick]
    The 10 Worst Celebrity National Anthems Of All Time – [Super Booyah]
    Hilary Duff’s Bootylicious Parisian Shopping Spree – [Popoholic]
    Katy Cocktease Flashes Her Northern Parts South of the Border – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Cheryl Cole – [Maxim]
    Audrina Patridge And Her Sexy Lazy Eyes – [Hollywood Tuna]
    X Factor To Create Child Millionaires – [Warming Glow]
    Sarah Shani Shows Kuffars How To Be Classy – [Celeb Jihad]
    12 Valentine’s Day Gifts For Cheap And Lazy Lovers – [The Frisky]

  • A Gallery of Crashed Ferraris

    A Gallery of Crashed Ferraris

    February 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    We all have dreams of growing up and making something of ourselves. The first purchase; a brand spanking new exotic car like a Ferrari. Then one day you get too cocky about the life you’ve made for yourself and crash your shinny bonus check. The ensuing gallery leaves you with the pain of a recent...

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  • PM Hot Links – Stupid Pizzas, Hole-in-One and Bill Murray

    PM Hot Links – Stupid Pizzas, Hole-in-One and Bill Murray

    February 7, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about a Super Bowl ketchup and pickle pizza.

    Once you add a stupid topping it’s not longer a pizza. It’s now just baked circular bread with cheese and disgusting toppings. Pizza only gets the usual toppings and even a few of them are pushing the limits. This is a piece of meat away from being a giant hamburger. Disgusting.

    Argue about pizza on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Classic Screenshots from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Classic Screenshots from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    February 7, 2011 at 11:30 am

    It’s kind of hard to describe Always Sunny in Philadelphia to people.  It’s almost like if you haven’t gotten it by now then you probably shouldn’t even bother watching the show.  It’s easily one of the funniest shows on television and definitely pushes the bar more than...

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  • Where They At? Right Said Fred

    Where They At? Right Said Fred

    February 7, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Right Said Fred How It All Started:...

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  • Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be “Bikini Ready” In Four Months. We’ve All Been Warned.

    Khloe Kardashian Wants To Be “Bikini Ready” In Four Months. We’ve All Been Warned.

    February 7, 2011 at 8:00 am

    It was very nice of Khloe Kardashian to let us know that in four months she will be in a bikini, somewhere, and that the rest of the world should 1) avoid the internet for a little while in case anyone snaps a pic of said event and 2) avoid any warm climate in four months in case Khloe is around and...

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  • Six Cheesy Motivational Songs from Movies

    Six Cheesy Motivational Songs from Movies

    February 7, 2011 at 6:00 am

    For as long as I live I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of certain scenes in movies.  Part of it is because of how awesome they are from a cinematic perspective and part of it is simply because of how awesome the accompanying music is. There’s no doubt in my mind that the following...

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