The first few weeks of December are usually a blur at work. Not much work gets done, but the days are spent celebrating the pending holiday, online shopping and doing everything but actual work. It’s fine though, because no one else is really doing work either. The holiday comes and goes and unfortunately...

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Click the photo to read 10 celebrities that could be serial killers.

It would be impossible for a celebrity to be a serial killer. I’m not saying that some of them couldn’t commit a crime, like murder, but there is no way a celeb could commit repeated crimes and get away with it. First, the photogs watch their every move, and secondly they have no idea how to keep anything a secret. They’d probably call their publicist right after the murder and ask if this will get them on the cover of US Weekly. “It won’t? What if I did it WHILE shopping for a dress with Kate Middelton? Well, I wasn’t, but I can be next time.”

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10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Be Single During The Holidays – [The Frisky]
Three Products George Lucas Should Release for Christmas – [The Smoking Jacket]
In The Face: Child Division – [Warming Glow]
Obscure Characters We Love: The Rapper Guy in Teen Witch – [Unreality]
Leggy Lisa Snowdon Hits The Red Carpet – [DJ Mick]
Cops: Man Rams ATM With Bulldozer in Botched Heist – [Aol News]
The Gift Of Hotness – [Maxim]
Where Aren’t They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010 – [Cracked]
25 Hot Boxing Girls – [Holy Taco]
15 Most Unusual Wind-Ups in MLB History – [Bleacher Report]
VIDEO: Renardo Sidney Fights Own Teammate in the Stands – [BroBible]
Fetch Fail – [Manofest]
Lindsay Lohan Clean, Sober, and Boobtastic – [Egotastic]
Pat Robertson Wants to Legalize Pot – [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body – [Hollywood Tuna]
Not An Xbox360 – [Pic Rocket]
Ashley Greene’s Red Hot Fashion Gig – [Popoholic]
Steelers Upset Panthers, According To Pittsburgh Post-Gazette iPhone App – [Busted Coverage]
Flash Mob Forced To Retreat – [TruTV]
Lady Gaga Shows Her Post-Op Naked Vagina – [Celeb Jihad]

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Really. You’re reading a blog right now? It’s almost Christmas. Why are you still online? Even if you’re Jewish, seriously, there are better things to do! Here is a gallery of people enjoying the joys of Christmas morning. Everyone have an awesome holiday. #gallery-1 { margin:...

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Click the photo to read how to avoid fighting for the holidays.

Try as you might, you’re going to get in a fight with someone this holiday. Might be friend, might be a family member or it might even be a random person in line at the mall. Actually, that’s the best place to fight. At the mall. It has the potential of starting a brawl with random strangers getting involved. Now that’s the spirit of giving!

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I know it’s kind of cool to post sexy girls with guns.  Lots of sites do it.  But I think I needed to get this gallery of my chest.  What in the world is the world coming to?  Seriously.  Little girls carrying guns?  What the hell is wrong with our nation? I really don’t have much...

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Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Santa Claus 1. He is diabetic 2. He won’t let the elves form a union 3. Really...

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If you like the song “Hey Soul Sister” just X off this page and never come back. Ever. We don’t want you hear and frankly you won’t be welcomed many places anyway so get used to being a pariah. It’s an awful song. It should be the worst song on every list every made about awful music. It topped...

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Here is a montage of the funniest baby moments caught on tape.

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I’m not sure how many of you are in the office right now staring at that clock.  Hopefully most of your bosses are letting you leave early so you can spend some time with your families this Christmas.   I feel for those of you getting ready to take a crowded train or sit in the neverending...

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It’s Christmas Eve. The good news that I’m taking the day to spend running around like a moron doing all of the things I’ve avoided the past twenty-four days. The bad news is I’m taking the day to spend running around like a moron doing all of the things I’ve avoided the...

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Click the photo to read the 10 best albums of 2010

A list of the best albums of 2010. Sure. Not going to argue. Frankly don’t care much about music. I mean a like music but to sit there and list the “best albums” is like jotting down 1-10 the best bowel movements I’ve had over the past 365 days. Only matters to me and my toilet. It’s all opinion. How can it be the best album if I’ve never heard it and don’t give a crap to? All opinion. I’m more concerned with the fact we still call them albums. Reminds me of actual records. There needs to be a new name for a collection of songs by a single artist. Music collection. Group of tunes. Eh, I don’t give a crap really. Oh that was a good one. Might make my top ten.

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Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Kanye West – [The Smoking Jacket]
Alison Brie Singing ‘Santa Baby’ – [Warming Glow]
How to Make a Winter Morning Commute Even Worse – [Unreality]
Sexy Santa: Katie Kaye – [DJ Mick]
World’s Ugliest Cat a ‘Snuggly’ Sweetheart – [Aol News]
Kristmas With Kourtney Kardashian – [Maxim]
6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Have Been Easily Avoided – [Cracked]
Have a Michelle Baker Christmas – [Holy Taco]
Alyssa Miller Is Really Good At Advertising – [Guyism]
10 Best Christmas NBA Games Ever – [Bleacher Report]
My New Girlfriend Just Decided to Abstain from Sex; What Should I Do? – [BroBible]
The Worst Autotune Ever – [Manofest]
Yvonne Strahovski Deserves So Much Attention – [Egotastic]
New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked – [The Superficial]
Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit – [Hollywood Tuna]
I Prefer This Version of R2D2 – [Pic Rocket]
Jessica Alba Sizzles In Harper’s Bazaar – [Popoholic]
Video: Nigella Lawson’s XXX Christmas Cooking Spectacular – [Busted Coverage]
Monkeys and Meth Don’t Mix – [TruTV]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Nip Slip – [Celeb Jihad]

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Dolls have always creeped me out. Even brand new, out of the box, nothing odd about them dolls give me an odd feeling. Not sure the reason. Maybe something as a kid. Not sure. It’s for this reason I’m glad I only have a son. Having some of these things in my house would piss me off. Some...

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Click the photo to read four “do overs” every grown man wishes he had.

Regrets are fine. Regression is bad. It’s acceptable for a person to look back and think “I wish I did this differently” but things get weird when a person tries to go back and change whats already been done. That only works in romantic comedies. Doesn’t happen in real life. That’s how you have grown men hanging out with college kids and women over forty dressing like sluts. Or as I like to call them; Mom and Dad.

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