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  • The Trick Shot Quarterback

    The Trick Shot Quarterback

    February 10, 2011 at 5:30 am

    He’s definitely better than JaMarcus Russell.

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  • AM Hot Links – TV Alcoholics, Perverted Artists and Poop Eating [Yup]

    AM Hot Links – TV Alcoholics, Perverted Artists and Poop Eating [Yup]

    February 10, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 7 best TV characters who are technically alcoholics.

    There is good reason there are so many alcoholics on television. It’s because there are so many alcoholics in real chances. Chances are you know one, you probably just don’t know you know one. I bet you work with them. Think of all the people you work with. Statistically there has to be a drunk in the group. Unless you’re the drunk. The first step is admitting your problem. The second step is to get up off the floor.

    Drink with friends on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    Lindsay — My WHITE Dress Stands for INNOCENCE – [TMZ]
    6 Famous Artists You Didn’t Know Were Perverts – [Cracked]
    14 Dumb Valentine’s Day Traditions – [TruTV]
    The Unseen Side of Being a Trooper – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: Rutgers’ Student Gets Punched in the Face By a Cop – [Bro Bible]
    Johnny Mac Trick Shot Quarterback – [Double Viking]
    Yoga Teacher, 90, Aims for World Record – [AOL News]
    SkyMall Products for Valentine’s Day – [College Humor]
    Twelve New Sex Positions Inspired By Historical Events – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop – [Holy Taco]
    Kim Kardashian: ‘I Eat Street Meat’ – [The Superficial]
    Busty Blonde Bombshell Daisy Dee – [DJ Mick]
    Between Two Ferns With Tila Tequila – [Super Booyah]
    AnnaLynne McCord’s Disco/Puppy Love/Booty Hotness (Got All That?) – [Popoholic]
    Miley Cyrus Drops the Sexy Sideboob Bomb on the Pages of Marie Claire – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Kristen Bell – [Maxim]
    “Bikini Girl” aka Katrina Darrell Returns With No Bikini – [Hollywood Tuna]
    The Ten Most Justifiably Badass Moments on ‘Justified’ – [Warming Glow]
    Selena Gomez Pops Justin Bieber’s Hymen – [Celeb Jihad]
    The Ladies Of “The Bachelor” Pose For Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue – [The Frisky]

  • A Gallery Of Banksy Artwork

    A Gallery Of Banksy Artwork

    February 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Banksy is the pseudonym of a British graffiti artist, political activist and painter, whose identity is unconfirmed. His satirical street art and subversive epigrams combine irreverent dark humor with graffiti done in a distinctive stenciling technique. Here is a gallery of his best work. #gallery-1...

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  • PM Hot Links – Dora Is INDEED An Explorer, Paula Abdul Is Melting and Power Ranger Closets

    PM Hot Links – Dora Is INDEED An Explorer, Paula Abdul Is Melting and Power Ranger Closets

    February 9, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about a mom that found porn on a ‘Dora the Explorer’ DVD she bought for her kids.

    This DVD is genius. Porn masked as children’s videos. Of course, it’s not for kids, but it’s for dads that can’t go and buy porn anymore or have it laying around the house. Maybe it shouldn’t be wrapped in a Dora DVD box. The kids will want to watch. Maybe it should be packaged in This Old House DVD box sets. No one wants to watch those things.

    Trade porn DVDs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • Who in the World Buys This Stuff?

    Who in the World Buys This Stuff?

    February 9, 2011 at 11:30 am

    In this economy it’s not easy to attract a consumer to your product.  You have to both A. have a great product in itself that creates a need and B. You have to have a great marketing campaign that creates the perception that your product is a force and that everyone should have it. Sounds like...

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  • Fad-Tastic! Big Mouth Billy Bass

    Fad-Tastic! Big Mouth Billy Bass

    February 9, 2011 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Big Mouth Billy Bass Big Mouth Billy Bass is an automated, singing prop that resembles a Largemouth Bass. Designed by Gemmy Industries, at first glance, it...

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  • Wine Store Shelf Collapse

    Wine Store Shelf Collapse

    February 9, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Hey, at least your day wasn’t this bad.

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  • Awkward Questions About Jesus

    Awkward Questions About Jesus

    February 9, 2011 at 8:00 am

    There are no stupid questions, only stupid religions.

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  • Billy Joel Likes To Drink And Drive a Vespa

    Billy Joel Likes To Drink And Drive a Vespa

    February 9, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Bottle of red. Bottle of white. Whatever you’re in the mood to chug tonight. I’ll meet you any time you want, at our sidewalk restaurant. Then I’m finishing my liquor and driving away! Elton John’s advice to Billy Joel continues to fall on deaf ears. After Elton told Rolling Stone magazine...

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  • There’s Definitely More Than Meets the Eye

    There’s Definitely More Than Meets the Eye

    February 9, 2011 at 6:00 am

    For any young person growing up in the 80s, the Transformers were just about the coolest show ever. With that in mind, this is a list of the five coolest Transformers characters from the original cartoon. Points were awarded purely for meeting strict “badass” criteria like attitude, image, fighting...

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  • EgoTV Interviews Olympic Champion Apolo Ohno

    EgoTV Interviews Olympic Champion Apolo Ohno

    February 9, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Apolo Ohno is always up for a challenge. He is an Olympic gold medal winner and a Dancing With The Stars champion. But now, following in the footsteps of fellow SUBWAY endorser Jared Fogle, the short-track speedskater plans to test himself by running the New York City Marathon this coming November. Apolo...

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  • AM Hot Links – Lindsey Lohan Is A Thief, Red Bull As Murder Defense and Family Feud Fun

    AM Hot Links – Lindsey Lohan Is A Thief, Red Bull As Murder Defense and Family Feud Fun

    February 9, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read how Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony

    Lindsay Lohan will be charged. She won’t get time. She will get rehab or probably a role in a new movie. Let’s not think anything bad will happen to her. She is bullet proof. She is almost like Supergirl.

    Score fake drugs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    13 Things To Learn From Fictional Boyfriends Women Love – [Guyism]
    6 Artists You Didn’t Know Made Your Favorite Movie Moments – [Cracked]
    Dumb news: Red Bull Is Not A Murder Defense – [TruTV]
    Thank God They Stopped That Before It Got Out of Hand – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: ‘Family Feud’ Asks Contestants to ‘Name Something That Gets Passed Around’ – [Bro Bible]
    The Friendly Robber – [Double Viking]
    Could Ingesting Poo Be Good for You? – [AOL News]
    Flowchart: Who Will You Be With on Valentine’s Day? – [College Humor]
    Three Books on Dating, Being an A**hole and Drinking – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Lady With 20 Inch Long Nails Claims She’s Making a Fashion Statement – [Holy Taco]
    Halle Berry: ‘My Baby is Black. Black as NIGHT.’ – [The Superficial]
    Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy Candids – [DJ Mick]
    Monkey Works At Japanese Restaurant Dressed As A Woman – [Super Booyah]
    Avril Lavigne In Skin-Tight Pants? Yes Please! – [Popoholic]
    Ariana Grande and Her ‘Cute Bottom’ Also Turning 18 Soon – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Sarah Butler – [Maxim]
    Amanda Seyfried Continues To Disappoint – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Crying Library Guy Versus Best Cry Ever: WHO YA GOT? – [Warming Glow]
    Leighton Meester Bikini Orgy – [Celeb Jihad]
    British Man Sues Female Coworker for Sexual Harassment – [The Frisky]

  • The Girl With The Sleeve Tattoo

    The Girl With The Sleeve Tattoo

    February 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    There is something pretty damn sexy about a woman with a sleeved arm. Not sure if it’s the tattoo or the fact that sat their in pain so long to put millions of other women to shame. You know, the women that scream at spiders and take off from work for stubbed toes. Arm tattoos are sex and rough. Here...

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