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  • 15 Things You Didn’t Know About Steve Jobs

    15 Things You Didn’t Know About Steve Jobs

    March 1, 2011 at 5:00 am

    The people at Online PhD Programs want you to know some things about Steve Jobs. For one thing, did you know he is dyslexic? This is good to know. You can write anything you want about him, he won’t be able to read it. I love kidding the disabled! [Source: OnlinePhDPrograms.com]

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  • AM Hot Links – Men With Cats, Pranks To 911 and UFOs

    AM Hot Links – Men With Cats, Pranks To 911 and UFOs

    March 1, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 25 emasculating photos of male celebrities with cats

    I don’t blame celebrities for pictures like the one above. It’s the photographer that comes up with these dumb ideas. For example, a friend of mine got married, and the photog insisted we all jumped in the air at the same time to get some kind of…I’ve got no idea what the hell she was trying for. It didn’t make any sense. Especially for a wedding. Want to make it realistic? Put us all on a bridge. Then we know at least one person will jump.

    Men love cats and the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    9 Characters Who Made OK Movies Painful To Watch – [Guyism]
    Video: Dom Mazzetti Gets Ready to Host a Party – [BroBible]
    The Essential Humping Gifs From Jimmy Kimmel’s Workout Tape – [MTV]
    One Dumb Junkbag Makes 18,000 Prank Calls to 911 – [TruTV]
    6 Important Things You Didn’t Know We’re Running Out Of – [Cracked]
    Charlie Sheen Spills His Guts on TMZ – [TMZ]
    That’s a Cool Way to Take the Stairs – [Uncoached]
    How To Spot A Liar – [Double Viking]
    Ex-Canada Official: US Covered Up UFOs – [AOL News]
    Other Awards That Should Have Been Given at the Oscars – [College Humor]
    Five Womanly Things that Every Rapper Seems to Love – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Pics of Ice T and Coco Being Vaguely Obscene Together – [Holy Taco]
    Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again – [The Superficial]
    Introducing… Lee Sung Hwa – [DJ Mick]
    Mila Kunis Won The Oscars – [Popoholic]
    Taylor Momsen Flashes the Daily Double of Delinquency – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Felicia Day – [Maxim]
    Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Justin Bieber Gets Sexy Girl Makeover – [Celeb Jihad]
    World’s Largest Camel Toe – [Busted Coverage]

  • PM Hot Links – Geeky Protest Signs, Sunday Comics And Trick Shots

    PM Hot Links – Geeky Protest Signs, Sunday Comics And Trick Shots

    February 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Click the photo to see 24 geeky Wisconsin protest signs.

    I’ve got no idea what the hell is going on in Wisconsin. I know they just won a Super Bowl. That’s all I’ve got. They are protesting something. Probably the fact they live in Wisconsin. I’d be mad about that fact. “Hell no! We wanna go! Hell no! We wanna go!”

    Protest on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Celebrities Sign Their Books (Even If They Didn’t Write Them)

    Celebrities Sign Their Books (Even If They Didn’t Write Them)

    February 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Celebrity books have always been popular but not it seems as though every single celebrity is pushing a book. Some are good. Some are awful. Hey they can’t all be as fantastic as this book. Some are actually even written by the celeb. Imagine that! Here is a gallery of celebrities signing their...

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  • Now This is a Mullet Gallery

    Now This is a Mullet Gallery

    February 28, 2011 at 11:30 am

    It’s a staple of the lower echelon of society and yet is it really a “lower” level?  When you think about it there’s more of these redneck weirdo types out there than the folks who write this website. Perhaps I’m in the minority by having a relatively neat haircut.  Perhaps...

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  • Where They At? Jasmine Guy

    Where They At? Jasmine Guy

    February 28, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Jasmine Guy How It All Started:...

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  • Squirrel Mission Impossible

    Squirrel Mission Impossible

    February 28, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Let’s just hope this squirrel doesn’t become a Scientologist too.

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  • Geriatric Lightsaber Battle

    Geriatric Lightsaber Battle

    February 28, 2011 at 8:00 am

    The Propecia is strong with them.

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  • Oh Lord! ABC Is Casting For A New Show Called “Good Christian B*tches”

    Oh Lord! ABC Is Casting For A New Show Called “Good Christian B*tches”

    February 28, 2011 at 8:00 am

    ABC is looking for some Good Christian Bitches. Sounds like the possible autobiography of Stephen Baldwin. Jennifer Aspen has been cast in ABC’s Good Christian Bitches pilot. The dramedy, from Sex and the City executive producer Darren Star and based on Kim Gatlin’s book, follows a woman who moves...

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  • 10 Memorable Famous Last Words

    10 Memorable Famous Last Words

    February 28, 2011 at 6:00 am

    It’s been a fun run here at Ego TV but unfortunately like most things, an ending was inevitable.  I’d like to give a strong thanks to the staff here as well as owner of the site Jimmy Hutcheson.  It’s been a fun ride and I know that Ego will continue to prosper in my absence. However,...

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  • 6 Reasons Jennifer Aniston Is Still Single

    6 Reasons Jennifer Aniston Is Still Single

    February 28, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Watching the Oscars with a roomful of chatty broads, the conversation eventually turned to Jennifer Aniston. For some reason, it ALWAYS does. “How is she still single? She is so beautiful and seems so nice. How doesn’t she have a nice guy?” Blech. Jennifer Aniston’s love life gets more mainstream...

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  • AM Hot Links – Whipped Men, Counterfeit Cars and Honest Movie Titles

    AM Hot Links – Whipped Men, Counterfeit Cars and Honest Movie Titles

    February 28, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 12 of the most whipped husbands and boyfriends in TV history

    Whipped men make for good television. It’s because every man can relate. Every guy is whipped in a certain way. The reason we usually do whatever our wives/girlfriends want is because we don’t feel like hearing the months of complaining if we don’t do what they want. We could either spend an hour shopping or spend three days listening to her complain about having nothing to wear. It’s not a whipped thing, it’s a survival thing.

    Whipped men and women hang on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    All of These Ferraris, Porsches, and Other Supercars Are Counterfeit – [BroBible]
    Olivia Munn Looks Incredible, Even In Urkel Pants – [MTV]
    15 Movies That Should Have Won ‘Best Picture,’ And The Sucky Ones That Did – [TruTV]
    7 Movies That Ignored World Changing Discoveries – [Cracked]
    Sheen: I Am on a Drug, It’s Called “Charlie Sheen” – [TMZ]
    Futuristic Concept Vehicles – [Uncoached]
    How To Injure Yourself – [Double Viking]
    Stallion Semen Is New Zealand Newest Energy Drink – [AOL News]
    Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2011 – [College Humor]
    Meet the Playboy Miss Social Contest Semi-Finalists – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Kanye’s Latest Tweet Proves He’s A Douche, Assuming Everything Else Didn’t Convinced You – [Holy Taco]
    Bree Olson is a Helper – [The Superficial]
    Hot 100: Giada De Laurentiis – [DJ Mick]
    Vanessa Hudgens Looking All Kinds Of Drop Dead Sexy – [Popoholic]
    Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Prove That Elle Macpherson Will Be Hot Forever – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Amber Heard – [Maxim]
    Gemma Atkinson’s Beautiful Tanned Funbags – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Man’s Epic Justin Bieber Rant – [Celeb Jihad]
    I’m Completely And Utterly Fascinated By These Pornstar Interviews – [Caveman Circus]
    $100 To Anyone Getting Shawn Kemp Autograph On “Don’t Make It Rain” Condoms – [Busted Coverage]

  • PM Hot Links – Rudolph The Regular Reindeer, Trick Golf Shots and Misery Bear

    PM Hot Links – Rudolph The Regular Reindeer, Trick Golf Shots and Misery Bear

    February 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Click the photo to watch Rudolph The Regular Reindeer.

    Why am I posting a XMas type video? Because the holidays just officially ended at my house. The snow and ice melted enough that I could take the reindeer and sleigh off the front lawn. Yup. Lasted until February 24th. The drunks were pissed, they’ve got no where to sleep now.

    Celebrate the holidays all year on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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