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  • These Games Kind of Let Us Down

    These Games Kind of Let Us Down

    February 24, 2011 at 6:00 am

    A whole slew of lists have been made about horrible video game endings, but most of those include games that aren’t really worth playing to begin with. These are the worst endings to games that are 100% worth your time… until the end.  This proves, once again, that for most games, the...

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  • Dolphins Are Gay!..and 49 Other Mind-Blowing Facts

    Dolphins Are Gay!..and 49 Other Mind-Blowing Facts

    February 24, 2011 at 5:00 am

    If there is one thing we want here on EgoTV, it’s for the readers to learn something every day. This is a lucky, lucky day. You are about to learn many things. 50 to be exact. Share the knowledge with others. 50 Mind Blowing Facts by Online Schools

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  • AM Hot Links – Spring Break, MMA Tattoos and Calling 911 On A Naked Chick

    AM Hot Links – Spring Break, MMA Tattoos and Calling 911 On A Naked Chick

    February 24, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 10 ways to enhance your Spring Break trip.

    In my five (five? Um, yeah about five.) years of college, I never took a trip for Spring Break. I didn’t really see the point. So, we are going on a trip to party just like we do all the other days of the semester? Oh, right, cause it’s warm where we want to go. Unless it rains the entire time. Then we’re just sitting in a hotel drinking beer alone. Just like we do all the other days of the semester. Also, I was always broke. So there was that little setback.

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    The Links

    8 Romantic Comedy Leading Men That Women Would Never Date – [Guyism]
    The 10 Most Ridiculous MMA Tattoos Of All-Time – [MTV]
    What Kind Of Guy Calls 911 When He Sees A Naked Woman? – [TruTV]
    If Google Search Results Had a Sense of Humor – [Cracked]
    Clooney: I’ve Done Too Many Drugs, Chicks for Politics – [TMZ]
    To Be a Soldier in Taiwan – [Uncoached]
    Juan’s Guns N’ Roses Cover – [Double Viking]
    Florida Mom Arrested in Fight Over Girl Scout Cookies – [AOL News]
    If Bullies Wrote Advertisements – [College Humor]
    Woman Destroys Auto Shop Over Towing Bill – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Filthy People Eating in the Bathroom – [Holy Taco]
    Ashton Kutcher Might Ghostbust – [The Superficial]
    Classic Photoshoot: Helena Christensen – [DJ Mick]
    Natalie Portman Unzips For Dior – [Popoholic]
    Lindsay Lohan Cleavetastic Courthouse Parade – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Jenna Fischer – [Maxim]
    Karissa Shannon Shows Us Her Assets – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Police: Man Beat Wife to Death Over Cable TV – [Warming Glow]
    Vanessa Hudgens New Tattoo Pic – [Celeb Jihad]
    80 Pictures To Help You Get Acquainted With Sarah Vandella – [Caveman Circus]

  • A Gallery Of Vintage Trucker Hats

    A Gallery Of Vintage Trucker Hats

    February 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I’m not really crazy about vintage clothing. Some stuff is cool, like old t-shirts, but the idea of wearing the jacket of some old man that did Lord knows what while wearing it (even possibly dying) is just kind of creepy. Trucker hat are the one article of vintage apparel were I’ll make...

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  • PM Hot Links – Comic Sex Partners, Odd Foods and a Woman Saved By Pizza

    PM Hot Links – Comic Sex Partners, Odd Foods and a Woman Saved By Pizza

    February 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the worst superhero sex partners.

    Would any superhero be a good sex partner? I’m speaking from a human standpoint. Even for human men and superhero women. It can’t be good for a human guy. Plus, imagine having to “follow” a superhero. “Can you feel this? No. How about I use myself and a jackhammer?”

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    The Links

  • Animals and People Getting Owned

    Animals and People Getting Owned

    February 23, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Are any of you out there pet owners?  If so you’re going to love these photos.  Hell even if you’re not I’m sure these will be amusing to you.  Just like humans, pets tend to be in position to look like they are owning their owners.  At the same time, humans definitely do show...

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  • Would You Rather? With Comedian Brian Scolaro

    Would You Rather? With Comedian Brian Scolaro

    February 23, 2011 at 11:00 am

    This week’s Would You Rather guest is comedian Brian Scolaro. SNEEZES, FARTS and ORGASMS the trifecta of sweet release and hey, we all do it. It also happens to be the title of Brian Scolaro‘s new comedy album that gives us the best release of all – laughter. We get a whole hour of multiple...

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  • Attack Of The Geese

    Attack Of The Geese

    February 23, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Run for your life!

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  • What Are Celebs Afraid Of? People Apparantly Give A Crap.

    What Are Celebs Afraid Of? People Apparantly Give A Crap.

    February 23, 2011 at 8:00 am

    The joke (that many people have missed) about the 20 Things columns we do on EgoTV is that they are based on the idea that fans are obsessed with every single bit of information about a celeb. So for fun, we make it up. Articles like this prove the point that people have to calm down about caring so...

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  • Asian Pop Music Video

    Asian Pop Music Video

    February 23, 2011 at 8:00 am

    I LOVE YOU!!!!

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  • It’s Like Playing Games in the Cold!

    It’s Like Playing Games in the Cold!

    February 23, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Along with a level set in an active volcano, it seems that almost every game just needs to have a portion set at the north pole. And they’re always frustrating. The ground wants you to slip and break a hip, a blizzard pushes against you, or maybe the snow clouds your vision. Something is going...

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  • AM Hot Links – Silent Stars, Riding a Bike and Manson Asks Obama For Help

    AM Hot Links – Silent Stars, Riding a Bike and Manson Asks Obama For Help

    February 23, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 9 badass TV and movie characters that don’t talk.

    Strangers with Candy was a fantastic show. Very ahead of it’s time. Doesn’t get the credit it deserves. That’s about it. Enjoy the links.

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    The Links

    Beavis And Butt-Head Are Smarter Than You Think – [MTV]
    Never Hide Something Illegal Inside Something Else That Is Illegal – [TruTV]
    5 Reasons Riding a Bike Is The Most Humiliating Exercise – [Cracked]
    Charles Manson’s Attorney Asks Obama For Help’ – [TMZ]
    Making of a Double Decker Pizza Burger – [Uncoached]
    Video: 150 of the Greatest Movie Lines & Catch-Phrases – [Bro Bible]
    Hotties In The Wild – [Double Viking]
    USDA Has Beef With Zombie Jerky – [AOL News]
    Honest Instructions – [College Humor]
    Five Essential Purchases for Surviving Mardi Gras – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Pics of Sam Jackson Looking Ready to Snap – [Holy Taco]
    Lady Gaga’s Using Catholic Imagery Again – [The Superficial]
    Kylie Aphrodite Les Folies Tour Pics – [DJ Mick]
    The 10 Funniest Xbox Kinect Fails Of All Time – [Super Booyah]
    Rachel Bilson Gets Adorably Hot And Chesty – [Popoholic]
    Joanna Krupa Exports Her Windy City Bikini Body to Maxim Russia – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Adrianne Palicki – [Maxim]
    Brooklyn Decker Looks A Little Chilly – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Real Show Coming to Animal Planet: ‘Hillbilly Handfishin’ – [Warming Glow]
    Roseanne Looking Sexy In A Swimsuit – [Celeb Jihad]

  • At One Point, Typewriters Were Cutting Edge

    At One Point, Typewriters Were Cutting Edge

    February 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    It seems like every day there is some other new type of technology to hit the masses. Phones, iPads, computers and everything else that makes life easy and difficult all at the same time. There was a time, years and years ago, when the typewriter was the hot new thing. Nuts right? Here is a gallery...

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