Cyborgs On The ScreenMarch 11, 2011 at 5:00 am
Resistance is futile! Cyborgs are already among us. From the bionic to the bizarre, man/machine hybrids have been part of Hollywood’s repertoire for over 40 years. And as our engineering technology improves, particularly in the CGI part of Hollywood, so, too, does the quality and believability of the...
Genital Jewelery, Toilets and Topless ScenesMarch 11, 2011 at 5:00 am
In a time when everything from artificial tans to calf implants has become culturally acceptable, for some reason genitals usually get left out of the body-decoration process. Not anymore! Click here to read the 7 bizarre products for dressing up your genitals.
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Battle of the Goalie Fails – [TotalProSports]
Fat Dude vs. Dog Cage – [GorillaMask]
Joanna Krupa Hits Miami Beach – [DJ Mick]
Today’s Girl: Emmanuelle Chriqui – [Maxim]
Britney Spears Gets Sexy For OUT Magazine – [Hollywood Tuna]
Jessica Alba Is Getting “Pregnant Hot” – [Popoholic]
25 Toilets Worthy of Your Offering – [Holy Taco]
The King of the Beach – [College Humor]
15 Sexiest Topless TV Scenes: HBO Edition – [ScreenJunkies]
Mega Gallery: Crazy Movie Posters From Africa – [FilmDrunk]
Is It Just Me, Or Was Max Headroom Super Creepy?March 10, 2011 at 5:18 pm
I remember seeing Max Headroom commercials when I was a kid, but apparently I was way too young to realize that, instead of just being the embodiment of how weird and experimental the 80′s was, Max Headroom was super, SUPER creepy. Case in point: It’s like somebody dumped a bucket of Charlie...
Crazy Teachers, Julia Roberts Tattoos, and VoltronMarch 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm
This man has 82 Julia Roberts tattoos. So far he’s spent $82,000 on the body art. The newspaper vendor’s obsession with tattoos of Roberts started after he watched her in Erin Brockovich. That’s the one where she played the hooker with a heart of gold, right? For more info about hookers and/or gold, check out Ego’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
9 Instances When It Was Okay for Athletes to Cry [TotalProSports]
Extreme Teaching Techniques! [DJMick]
7 Bizarre Products for Dressing Up Your Genitals [Cracked]
Xbox Girls Strike Back [CollegeHumor]
Kate Upton is HOT [Popoholic]
One Girl You Should Definitely Be Stalking…on Twitter [CavemanCircus]
10 Worst TV Character Names Ever [Guyism]
10 Funniest Celeb Impersonations by Celebrities [SuperBooyah]
The Best Beers for St. Paddy’s Day [TheSmokingJacket]
The Voltron Movie is Happening! (probably) [ScreenJunkies]
Christina Aguilera Wants You To Smell Like HerMarch 10, 2011 at 11:00 am
Having a bad month? Did you forget the words to a song in front of national audience, almost fall off stage in front of a different national audience then get picked up with the guy you cheated with for drunk driving? Need to get the stink of bad luck off your body? A couple spritzes of Christina Aguilera...
Who HBO Should Cast in the Sarah Palin MovieMarch 10, 2011 at 10:19 am
Yesterday, HBO announced that it’s casting Hollywood‘s omnipresent leading lady Julianne Moore to play Sarah Palin in an upcoming biopic. They’ll have to go the comedic route with this one, because nobody will be interested in watching a boring drama about a boring ex-governor of a...
A Gallery Of REAL Real HousewivesMarch 10, 2011 at 9:00 am
The Real Housewives franchise is on it’s sixth, I think, spin-off and this time they are in Miami. This might still happen. These women are probably about as far from a housewife as any of the others and I only know this because I’m married and my wife finds a way to watch these crap shows...
10 Celebrity Commercials You Probably Don’t Remember [And With Good Reason]March 10, 2011 at 5:00 am
John Madden did McDonald’s commercials. Keanu Reeves didn’t win a bike race but he won a Coca-Cola. Bruce Willis did that singing thing he thinks he is good at again. Celebrities popping up in TV ads isn’t really a shock but here are a couple commercials you might not remember because...
Sports Chicks, Grandparents Rap and Fishing Like A BossMarch 10, 2011 at 4:00 am
Girls that aren’t sports fans lack context, so it’s no wonder they’re not interested in the game. You have to supply them with reasons to care. Click here to read the 9 ways to get her interested in the game.
Fans hang out on the EgoTV Facebook page.
Today’s Girl: Elisabeth Harnois – [Maxim]
Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!! – [Hollywood Tuna]
Simply Stunning: Lily Aldridge – [DJ Mick]
Grandparents Rap: Baby Got Back – [GorillaMask]
Fan Aubrey O’Day’s Cleavage Is Fun To Look At, But We Have Eyes For The Chick In Black – [Busted Coverage]
VIDEO: Highwire Fishing Like a Boss – [BroBible]
Megan Fox Unleashes Her Mesmerizing Cleavage – [Popoholic]
Dumbest iPhone Accessory Ever? – [TruTV]
Maybe Rob Lowe Should Replace Charlie Sheen, Muses Charlie Sheen – [ScreenJunkies]
Cameron Diaz Wants You To Munch Her Apple – [FilmDrunk]
A Collection of Awesome Biggie Smalls Fan ArtMarch 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Today is the 14th anniversary of the death of Biggie Smalls (aka Notorious B.I.G.), one of the most influential and poignant rappers in the genre’s history. That seems like the perfect time for some Biggie Smalls fan art. Even though it’s been 14 years since Biggie was gunned down in Los...
Crazy Animals, Sheen is Hiring, and News About BoobsMarch 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Everyone needs a good excuse to stare at breasts, right? Right. And science says it’s the thing to do!Click here to see how Staring at Boobs is Good For Your Health.
Bulls are Crazy [TotalProSports]
Brittany Snow is HOT [Maxim]
Megan Fox is Still Around/Still Has Boobs [Popoholic]
Miley Cyrus in Her Underwear…Again [HollywoodTuna]
120 Guys Staring at 240 Boobs [DJMick]
20 Stupid Parenting Techniques [TruTV]
What Your Pants Say About You [CollegeHumor]
Charlie Sheen’s New Social Media Manager [AOLNews]
Anthony Hopkins as the Next Bond Villain? [ScreenJunkies]
50 Cent’s New, Crappy Movie Trailer [FilmDrunk]