Real Scary Monsters, Fictional Spring Break Locales and Sex Toy BombsMarch 17, 2011 at 4:00 am
Ever since Twilight flashed its sparkly fangs onto the silver screen, young girls and crazy cougars everywhere have been going gaga for “monsters” with pale complexions and six packs that us guys can’t compete with. They’ve already made vampires and werewolves pansies. Click here to continue reading about 10 mega scary movie monsters you won’t find in Twilight.
Spring Break Brochures for Fictional Places [COLLEGE HUMOR]
Megan Fox Might Be Able To Show You How Funny She Can Be [SCREEN JUNKIES]
The Situation Totally Bombs While Trying To Roast Donald Trump [CAVEMAN CIRCUS]
Finally, Someone Has Labeled a Squirrel as a “Loose-Cannon” [HOLY TACO]
Russian Bomb Squad Called To Disarm Sex Toy [LINKIEST]
A Selection of WTF Bacon Items [UNCOACHED]
I Like The Look Of Kitty In Thigh High Stockings [DJ MICK]
Minka Kelly Because She’s Just Sexy [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
The 6 Most Ingenious Misuses of Military Hardware [CRACKED]
Good News, Everyone, Drew Barrymore Is Directing a Rom-Com [FILM DRUNK]
Weird Sports: Beer Can Regatta [MAXIM]
Last Call: Vote for Niki in Captain Morgan’s Bracket Challenge!March 16, 2011 at 4:00 pm
This is Niki. She’s hot, right? She’s also EgoTv’s favorite Morganette in the Captain Morgan Challenge, where babes from all over the country face off in a March Madness Bracket-style tournament to see who’s the hottest. And here’s the best part: the tournament is decided...
Babes, Bank Robbers, and Cyborg RoachesMarch 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm
This excellent video features a bunch of scantly-clad hot babes dancing around and shaking their goodies. Apparently there’s also some music in it, too. For more shaking and goodies, check out EgoTV’s Facebook page and Twitter.
Ciara is HOT [POPOHOLIC]
Bras: They’re Not Just for Boobs Anymore [THE SMOKING JACKET]
Christine Dolce is also HOT [CAVEMAN CIRCUS]
The Japanese Nuclear Disaster for Dummies [NED HARDY]
Remote Control Cockroaches! [AOL NEWS]
Best Picture Ever? [HOLY TACO]
How NOT To Rob a Bank [UNCOACHED]
Stiffler Goes to Rehab [THE SUPERFICIAL]
Snake Bites Boob, Dies From Silicon [LINKIEST]
Simon Pegg & Nick Frost Do Star Wars [COLLEGE HUMOR]
Kitty in Thigh-High Stockings is HOT [DJMICK]
Taylor Makakoa is SO HOT [MAXIM]
Fad-Tastic! Budweiser “Whasssuppppp!?!?!” CommercialsMarch 16, 2011 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad: Budweiser “Whasssuppppp!?!?!” Commercials Whassup? was a commercial campaign for Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer from 1999 to 2002. The first spot aired during...
The Best NCAA Basketball Players (Bungee Jumping)March 16, 2011 at 10:00 am
The NCAA Tournament starts tomorrow, and every internet site in the country is posting its list of the best college basketball players to watch during March Madness. We decided to set our list apart by featuring our top picks bungee jumping, because a basketball player dunking–when flipped upside...
A Gallery Of Delicious Green BeerMarch 16, 2011 at 8:00 am
St. Patrick’s Day is just a day away but people have been drinking since last Saturday. It’s a demented way of “pre-gaming.” On St. Pat’s, the beer will be poured, toasted with and chugged. Especially the classic green beer. Now, I’ve never had a green beer, but I...
8 Awful Stand-Up Comedy ActsMarch 16, 2011 at 5:00 am
It was 1993. George Carlin. Live. About two miles from my house. My friend and I bought tickets and showed up way, way too early. We were jacked. Before Carlin, there was a warm-up act. I don’t remember his name and can barely picture his face but I do remember this: He was hands down the worst...
Gym Buddies, Mile High Club and Spring Break Hook-UpsMarch 16, 2011 at 4:00 am
The gym might look like a nice easy-going facility that promotes health and fitness, but it’s really a battlefield that’s going on in here (yes, point at your own heart). You need to team up with a work out partner that will help you get through each session without incurring any injuries and keeping you motivated. Click here to continue reading about the 13 obnoxious workout partners you might be compatible with.
Simply Stunning: Dawn Jaro – [DJ MICK]
Christina Hendricks Joins The Mile High Club – [SCREEN JUNKIES]
Baby Finds Noise Blowing Hilarious – [GORILLA MASK]
Dumb News: Satan Made Me Set My Hotel Room On Fire – [TRU TV]
Aly Michalka’s Sexy Cheerleader Get Up – [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
Flowchart: Who Will You Hook Up with During Spring Break – [COLLEGE HUMOR]
Russian X-Men Trailer Has New Footage, Kevin Bacon – [FILM DRUNK]
Dude Gets Tased and Maced During Fight at SXSW 2011 – [BROBIBLE]
The Funniest Cab Driver Names Of All Time – [SUPER BOOYAH]
6 Real World Jedi Mind Tricks Salesmen Are Using On You – [CRACKED]
Today’s Girl: Britney Spears [MAXIM]
Escalators, Wrestling, and Racist HottiesMarch 15, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Check out the UCLA Racist Girl’s Bikini Pics. Apparently she was racist and an amateur bikini model. She should definitely fail her Political Science classes. She’s not even out of school yet, and she’s already given her future political adversaries enough smear campaign fodder to last a life time. For more about smearing and adversaries, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and Twitter.
(Video) Hot Chicks in Bikinis. What More Could You Want? [HollywoodTuna]
Snooki Is My New Favorite WWE Wrestler [BroBible]
6 Jedi Mind Tricks Salesmen are Using On You [Cracked]
10 Greatest NBA Slam Dunk Fails [SuperBooyah]
People vs. Escalators [TotallyCrap]
Oklahoma: Where People Jerk It in the Sonic Drive Thru [BustedCoverage]
25 Craziest March Madness Moments (TruTV)
Dawn Jaro is SEXY (DJMick)
Vanessa Hudgens is HOT in SuckerPunch [Popoholic]
What Unbridled Enthusiasm Looks Like [TheDailyWhat]
5 Laws That Run The Internet [Uproxx]
Taylor Makakoa is SO HOT [Maxim]