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  • Niki Advances! She’s In The Sweet Sixteen Of The Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge

    Niki Advances! She’s In The Sweet Sixteen Of The Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge

    March 4, 2011 at 5:00 am

    EgoTV’s girl Niki has advanced to the Sweet Sixteen of the Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge. As if she wouldn’t! There is a still a long way to go to make it to the final four but Niki is up for the challenge. How do we know? Take a peek. Does...

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  • AM Hot Links – Turning Off Women, Genetic Experiments and Movies In One Night

    AM Hot Links – Turning Off Women, Genetic Experiments and Movies In One Night

    March 4, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 10 douchebag moves that turn off women.

    If you’re having trouble with women, here is a suggestion: take a female friend on a “fake date.” Ask them to give you running opinions on the date of how you’re doing. Ask them to be dead honest. It’s the only way to learn. Unless you can’t even get a fake date. Then I just feel sorry for you.

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    The Links

    7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Are Creepy As Hell – [Cracked]
    Your 28 Favorite Women Of February – [Guyism]
    10 Movies That Happened In Just One Night – [MTV]
    VIDEO: The Airplane Humvee Drop – [BroBible]
    9 Dumb Celebrity Weight-Loss Secrets– [TruTV]
    Rihanna — The Sex Shop Shopping Spree – [TMZ]
    Autistic Woman Loses Her Pirate Monkeys – [Uncoached]
    Great Pick Up Lines In Sports – [Double Viking]
    Using Sword Swallowing as Therapy – [AOL News]
    The 10 Greatest Secret Levels in Videogame History – [College Humor]
    Meet the Sexy Weather Girls of Next Media Animation – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. – [Holy Taco]
    Jessica Simpson is Drunk Again – [The Superficial]
    Kim Son-Han Gets Leggy For Maxim Korea – [DJ Mick]
    Vanessa Hudgens Blows Kisses, Shows Off New Tattoo On Letterman, Looks Hot Doing So – [Popoholic]
    Britney Spears Colorized and Blown Out in V-Magazine – [Egotastic]
    Creepiest Interspecies Hookups – [Maxim]
    Blake Lively Is Just Perfection – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Kim Kardashian’s Little Sisters Ripe For Breeding – [Celeb Jihad]
    Charlie Sheen Now Inspiring Happy Hour Specials At Bars Across The Country – [Busted Coverage]

  • The Charlie Sheen is Winning Infographic

    The Charlie Sheen is Winning Infographic

    March 4, 2011 at 2:03 am

    Unless you’ve been living at the bottom of a well (or with a broken internet modem) for the past week, you’re aware that Charlie Sheen has completely dominated every news outlet the country has to offer. This “Charlie Sheen is Winning” Infographic should sum up all of the important...

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  • A Gallery Of Wind-Up Toys

    A Gallery Of Wind-Up Toys

    March 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    There are toys on my desk to keep me sane. I play with them to relieve stress. My favorite is a wind-up monkey that does flips. I wind him up and yell “DANCE MONKEY DANCE!” and he flips over and I clap and giggle. Then it’s nap time. Here is a gallery of cool wind-up toys.

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  • 7 Epic Celebrity Twitter Death Hoaxes

    7 Epic Celebrity Twitter Death Hoaxes

    March 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    The Celebrity Death Hoax has been around ever since celebrities started dying, and in recent years social media outlets like Twitter and Facebook have made rumor-mongering easier than ever. Jim Carrey is the latest victim to meet his faux demise on the internet, but he’s not alone. Here are some...

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  • PM Hot Links – Ice Cream Names, Bikini Scenes and Yoga Poses

    PM Hot Links – Ice Cream Names, Bikini Scenes and Yoga Poses

    March 3, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about Ben & Jerry’s new ice cream flavors.

    Do you think Ben & Jerry ever regretted the naming of their ice cream? They can’t just make up a flavor and call it what it is they’ve got to name it something goofy. It’s tough coming up with new names all the time. From now on, they should just name each flavor “See if you like this stuff.”

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    The Links


  • See You In Ten: Selena Gomez

    See You In Ten: Selena Gomez

    March 3, 2011 at 11:00 am

    See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Selena Gomez How She Got Here: Best known for playing Alex Russo in the Emmy Award-winning Disney Channel series Wizards of Waverly Place, Gomez has recently moved into...

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  • Marshmellow People

    Marshmellow People

    March 3, 2011 at 10:00 am

    I could watch s’more of this.

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  • Courtney Cox Has A New Pair Of Friends?

    Courtney Cox Has A New Pair Of Friends?

    March 3, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Speculation over at The Daily Mail that Courtney Cox is sporting a new set of fun bags. Let’s join the discussion in progress… She might be 46, but age seems to be no barrier for Courteney Cox’s gravity-defying bikini body and the actress made sure to show off her ample curves while in...

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  • If Michael Bay Made A Movie As A Kid

    If Michael Bay Made A Movie As A Kid

    March 3, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Stuff goes boom and bang and stuff.

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  • 5 Ways To Cover Up A Hangover At Work

    5 Ways To Cover Up A Hangover At Work

    March 3, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Everyone wants to live the life of a celebrity. Unfortunately, we can’t always get away with the things celebs get away with like; drinking our face off and still being allowed to show up for work. Well, we can drink our face off but show up the next day three sheets to the wind and you’ll probably...

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  • AM Hot Links – Social Networking Annoyances, Winning and Skateboard Nutshots

    AM Hot Links – Social Networking Annoyances, Winning and Skateboard Nutshots

    March 3, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 6 things social networking sites need to stop doing.

    I love many things about social networking websites. I hate many things about social networking websites. The good outweigh the bad. For now. It’s getting really close though. I’m not fond of how much Facebook knows about me. Maybe I should stop writing it love letters. But I can’t quit her! Facebook is a her right?

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    The Links

    Why Men Love Charlie Sheen: A Primer For Those Not Winning – [Guyism]
    Kate Upton’s Appearance In This Beach Bunny Swimwear Video Will Blow Your Mind – [BroBible]
    10 Gifs Of Devastating Skateboard Nutshots – [MTV]
    The Dumbest Things Happen When You Wait Tables For A Living – [TruTV]
    Lindsay to Dad — Why The Hell Are You Doing ‘Rehab?’ – [TMZ]
    Rutgers New Roommate Policy Seems Like a Movie Premise – [Uncoached]
    Slow Motion Airsoft Destruction – [Double Viking]
    The War on Hamsters Rages On in Afghanistan – [AOL News]
    Lessons I Wish People Offered – [College Humor]
    The Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Dogs to Make You Jealous – [Holy Taco]
    Justin Bieber Motorboated Selena Gomez – [The Superficial]
    Busty Rock Chick Megan Christine – [DJ Mick]
    Amanda Seyfried Finally Drops Some Sexy Unobstructed Cleavage – [Popoholic]
    Stacy Keibler Looks Downright Alright In Esquire – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Vanessa Hudgens – [Maxim]
    Chanelle Hayes Shows Off The New Girls – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Kim Kardashian’s New Song Audio Terrorism – [Celeb Jihad]
    What NBA Mascot Will Be First To Land 3-Point Line Slingshot Dunk? – [Busted Coverage]
    You Know Who Would Be Good On The Bachelor? Jesus – [Yes, It's My Real Name]

  • A Gallery Of Cats Hitting High Notes

    A Gallery Of Cats Hitting High Notes

    March 2, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    The cat hangs out in my office during the day. He does cat things. Mostly sleeps. Everyone once in a while he will get up to stretch and yawn so wide I think I could fit my whole desk in his mouth. It looks like he is singing Judas Priest when he does yawn. Here is a gallery of cats signing. Actually,...

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