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  • PM Hot Links – Sexting Rules, Trick Shots and Racism Is NOT COOL

    PM Hot Links – Sexting Rules, Trick Shots and Racism Is NOT COOL

    March 2, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see 7 tips for sexting someone you barely know.

    Even sexting needs rules? Can people take the fun out of everything? Yes, they can. I’m saying there are no rules to sexting. It’s the wild west. Do and say what you want but be prepared to live with the repercussions. If you get your a** kicked for it, so be it.

    Sext people you meet on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Fad-Tastic! Silly String

    Fad-Tastic! Silly String

    March 2, 2011 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad: Silly String Silly String is a children’s toy of flexible, sometimes brightly-colored, plastic string propelled as a stream of liquid from an aerosol can. The...

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  • Iraqi Patriot Missle Defense System

    Iraqi Patriot Missle Defense System

    March 2, 2011 at 10:00 am

    It’s a shoe in!

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  • What If You Had 5 Minutes To Live?

    What If You Had 5 Minutes To Live?

    March 2, 2011 at 8:00 am

    I don’t know about you but I’m going to Chuck-E-Cheese.

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  • Paula Deen Wants Us To Throw Up Y’all!

    Paula Deen Wants Us To Throw Up Y’all!

    March 2, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Paula Deen was licking stuff off Robert Irvine for some reason. The title of this blog was going to be Erection: Impossible but because of Google searches it might land us right in the middle of porn website results. Knowing very well that Paula Deen’s tongue can scrape the butter out of every...

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  • 10 Terrible Impersonations By Regular People

    10 Terrible Impersonations By Regular People

    March 2, 2011 at 5:00 am

    I’m not usually one for impressionists. It’s fun for the first couple seconds then it just loses something and you’re sitting there watching a guy impersonate another guy and it’s all kind of awkward. In the video above is SNL cast member Jay Pharaoh. He is good. Very good....

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  • AM Hot Links – Sexy Countries, Plastic Surgery and Pancake Day

    AM Hot Links – Sexy Countries, Plastic Surgery and Pancake Day

    March 2, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about the 25 sexiest countries in the world.

    Every country has hot chicks. America wins though. Only because of the accents. I think every other accent would get old after a while. Unless the chick didn’t talk. Then she’d be pretty close to perfect.

    Sexy foreign girls hang out on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    25 Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery – [Super Booyah]
    Video: Dom Mazzetti Gets Ready to Host a Party – [BroBible]
    Celebrate National Pancake Day With These 15 Awesome Pancakes – [MTV]
    Pot Smoking 30-year-old Knows He’s ‘Dumb’ – [TruTV]
    6 Classic Series You Didn’t Know Were Made Up on the Fly – [Cracked]
    Aguilera’s Boyfriend — The SAD Walk Out of Jail – [TMZ]
    When in Doubt, Drunken Celebrities – [Uncoached]
    Russian Weight Lifting – [Double Viking]
    ‘Monopoly’ Fanatics Have a Monopoly on Weirdness – [AOL News]
    Flowchart: Should You Make a Move? – [College Humor]
    Lindsay Lohan Naked All Over the Place: A Good Thing? – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Chicks Giving You the Finger – [Holy Taco]
    Justin Bieber Motorboated Selena Gomez – [The Superficial]
    Daisy Dee in a Zebra-kini Makes Me Want to Hunt – [DJ Mick]
    Jessica Biel’s Profile Of Uber Hotness – [Popoholic]
    Emmy Rossum and Laura Wiggins Double The Topless Pleasure in Shameless (VIDEO) – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Teresa Palmer – [Maxim]
    Candice Swanepoel Gets Topless For Something – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Taylor Swift Shocking Racist Photo – [Celeb Jihad]
    Things You Won’t See At Your Local Chipotle…Kelly Brook In This Outfit! – [Busted Coverage]

  • The Past Looked Pretty Damn Boring

    The Past Looked Pretty Damn Boring

    March 1, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    The cutoff year is maybe 1956. Possibly a little later. Any time before that, I’ve got no interest in. It just looks so damn boring. For example, look at all these pictures. Is there one photo where you just scream out “oh man I’d love to have been there!” Nope. Probably cause...

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  • PM Hot Links – Ads On Legs, Muscleheads and Hairy Little Girls

    PM Hot Links – Ads On Legs, Muscleheads and Hairy Little Girls

    March 1, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see 24 geeky Wisconsin protest signs.

    A store is advertising on the back of women’s legs. How did it take this long? How about the two places we look the most; butt and boobs. I’d gladly read an ad on either of those two spots. “Nice rack WOAH Chilis is having a deal.”

    Protest on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Farrelly Brothers Talk Dumb And Dumber-er (Or Something)

    Farrelly Brothers Talk Dumb And Dumber-er (Or Something)

    March 1, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Fresh off one good week for their new movie Hall Pass, the Farrelly Brothers are talking “dumb”…Dumb and Dumber that is! How was that? Did that sound super cheesy, Access Hollywood like? I’ve been practicing. I want to learn to hate myself more so I’m only talking in entertainment...

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  • Reporter Breaks Up Street Fight

    Reporter Breaks Up Street Fight

    March 1, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Finally a reporter does something useful

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  • 15 Things You Didn’t Know About Steve Jobs

    15 Things You Didn’t Know About Steve Jobs

    March 1, 2011 at 5:00 am

    The people at Online PhD Programs want you to know some things about Steve Jobs. For one thing, did you know he is dyslexic? This is good to know. You can write anything you want about him, he won’t be able to read it. I love kidding the disabled! [Source: OnlinePhDPrograms.com]

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  • AM Hot Links – Men With Cats, Pranks To 911 and UFOs

    AM Hot Links – Men With Cats, Pranks To 911 and UFOs

    March 1, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 25 emasculating photos of male celebrities with cats

    I don’t blame celebrities for pictures like the one above. It’s the photographer that comes up with these dumb ideas. For example, a friend of mine got married, and the photog insisted we all jumped in the air at the same time to get some kind of…I’ve got no idea what the hell she was trying for. It didn’t make any sense. Especially for a wedding. Want to make it realistic? Put us all on a bridge. Then we know at least one person will jump.

    Men love cats and the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    9 Characters Who Made OK Movies Painful To Watch – [Guyism]
    Video: Dom Mazzetti Gets Ready to Host a Party – [BroBible]
    The Essential Humping Gifs From Jimmy Kimmel’s Workout Tape – [MTV]
    One Dumb Junkbag Makes 18,000 Prank Calls to 911 – [TruTV]
    6 Important Things You Didn’t Know We’re Running Out Of – [Cracked]
    Charlie Sheen Spills His Guts on TMZ – [TMZ]
    That’s a Cool Way to Take the Stairs – [Uncoached]
    How To Spot A Liar – [Double Viking]
    Ex-Canada Official: US Covered Up UFOs – [AOL News]
    Other Awards That Should Have Been Given at the Oscars – [College Humor]
    Five Womanly Things that Every Rapper Seems to Love – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Pics of Ice T and Coco Being Vaguely Obscene Together – [Holy Taco]
    Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again – [The Superficial]
    Introducing… Lee Sung Hwa – [DJ Mick]
    Mila Kunis Won The Oscars – [Popoholic]
    Taylor Momsen Flashes the Daily Double of Delinquency – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Felicia Day – [Maxim]
    Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Justin Bieber Gets Sexy Girl Makeover – [Celeb Jihad]
    World’s Largest Camel Toe – [Busted Coverage]