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  • AM Hot Links – Movie Prequels, Dumb Emo Kids and Charlie Sheen’s Porn Pal is Preggo?

    AM Hot Links – Movie Prequels, Dumb Emo Kids and Charlie Sheen’s Porn Pal is Preggo?

    February 14, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 14 prequels even Hollywood wouldn’t make.

    Let’s not say there is any movie Hollywood wouldn’t make. I wouldn’t put anything past the movers and shakers of Hollywood to prequel a prequel or do anything to fatten their wallets. Look at some of the crap out in theaters. If I said ten years ago there would still be sequels to The Fast and the Furious you would have laughed, punched me, time traveled to the future to check and then come back to apologize. Oh crap. I just wrote the sequel to Back to the Future.

    Discuss crap movies with people on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    Funny Photos of Dumb Emo Kids – [TruTV]
    8 Fast Food Items That Will Ensure You Die Of A Heart Attack – [Guyism]
    Charlie’s Porn Pal Sends Text — ‘I’m Pregnant!” – [TMZ]
    The Legend of Zelda Trailer (1987) – [Unreality]
    ‘Captain America’ Trailer Gets Mashed-Up w/ ‘Team America: World Police’ Song – [Bro Bible]
    Incredible Action Movie Chase Scene – [Double Viking]
    No-Eared Cat Looks Too Much Like Voldemort – [AOL News]
    Sexual Merit Badges – [College Humor]
    One Up the Bum and You Won’t Be a Mum – [The Smoking Jacket]
    And POOF! She’s Gone! – [Holy Taco]
    Jennifer Love Hewitt is Stalking Robert Pattinson Now – [The Superficial]
    Michelle Hunziker In A Kinky Catsuit – [DJ Mick]
    The Curious Case Of Harry Baals – [Super Booyah]
    Summer Glau Gets Uber Sexy In Esquire – [Popoholic]
    Kelly Brook Nude Pictures Provide Red Hot Heat for Exhibition Magazine – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Brooklyn Decker – [Maxim]
    Natalie Getz’s Unknown Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Groupon Pulls Ad Campaign After Super Bowl Commercial Offends – [Warming Glow]
    Mila Kunis Sexy Artistic Pics – [Celeb Jihad]
    12 Anti-Valentine’s Day Movies – [The Frisky]

  • The Covers Of Rolling Stone

    The Covers Of Rolling Stone

    February 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    “WE TAKE ALL KINDS OF PILLS, TO GIVE US ALL KINDS OF THRILLS, BUT THE THRILL WE’VE NEVER KNOWN. IS THE THRILL THAT WILL GET YOU, WHEN YOU GET YOUR PICTURE ON THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE” — Cover of The Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook Being on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine is a thrill...

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  • PM Hot Links – Charlie Sheen Talks Drugs With The UCLA Baseball Team and Other Bad Ideas

    PM Hot Links – Charlie Sheen Talks Drugs With The UCLA Baseball Team and Other Bad Ideas

    February 11, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about Charlie Sheen talking drugs to the UCLA baseball team.

    “Team, gather around. We’ve got a guest speaker today. You might know him as Rick Vaughn from the movie Major League or Charlie from the hit show ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Not ringing a bell? Ok, he is the guy that keeps getting caught with porn stars and suitcases full of cocaine. Yes, that lucky guy. Please welcome Charlie Sheen!”

    Talk about drugs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

  • Is Detroit Really This Bad Now?

    Is Detroit Really This Bad Now?

    February 11, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Let’s face it, Detroit hasn’t always been portrayed as the prettiest city in the world.  It’s usually considered something of a “rough” and “mean” city from most circles.  Afterall, it’s the auto industry and its blue collar workers that were the backbone...

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  • 20 Things You Should Think You Know About: Halle Berry

    20 Things You Should Think You Know About: Halle Berry

    February 11, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Halle Berry 1. Was originally named after a flavor of Kool-Aid. 2. She visits the doctor’s...

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  • Star Of Crappy Reality Shows Claims “Reality Shows Have Ruined TV”

    Star Of Crappy Reality Shows Claims “Reality Shows Have Ruined TV”

    February 11, 2011 at 8:00 am

    David Hasselhoff thinks reality shows have ruined TV. Considering he has been on three of them, he should know. David Hasselhoff has said that reality shows have “ruined television”. The Britain’s Got Talent and America’s Got Talent judge attended a Q&A session at Oxford...

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  • Going to Battle Is Awesome….in Movies

    Going to Battle Is Awesome….in Movies

    February 11, 2011 at 6:00 am

    In the history of cinema there have been plenty of great battle scenes but there are clearly some that rise above the rest.   It takes a great deal to make both an accurate and action packed scene. First of all, it takes a ton of people (before there was computer animation), even more money, and an...

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  • 10 Insane Covers By Sungha Jung

    10 Insane Covers By Sungha Jung

    February 11, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Is this kid for real? This is a robot right? Insane video editing? A forty-year-old man that looks like a grade school kid? His name is Sungha Jung and according to his website he has been playing guitar for THREE YEARS?!?! I don’t know what I expected that to say, considering the kid looks about...

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  • AM Hot Links – Old Aphrodisiacs, Valentine’s Faux Pas and The Ways To Kill Mario

    AM Hot Links – Old Aphrodisiacs, Valentine’s Faux Pas and The Ways To Kill Mario

    February 11, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 7 sexy alternatives to boring old aphrodisiacs.

    “It’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac. A couple sips of this love potion and she’ll be on your lap.” Can you name the song? Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc. It was my prom song. Just kidding, I was home schooled. I did have a prom though. I took my sister. Second base. Oh yeah.

    Drink with friends on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The 7 Most Common Valentine’s Day Faux Pas – [Guyism]
    Lil Wayne’s Strip Club RAIN STORM — On Tape!!! – [TMZ]
    6 Jobs You Won’t Believe You Can Outsource – [Cracked]
    Every Way Mario Can Die – [Unreality]
    ‘Captain America’ Trailer Gets Mashed-Up w/ ‘Team America: World Police’ Song – [Bro Bible]
    13 Sex Toys Too Baffling to Enjoy – [Sex Toys]
    Vatican Says iPhone App Can’t Forgive Sins – [AOL News]
    Least Popular Valentine’s Day Cards – [College Humor]
    Our 10 Favorite Dads on YouTube – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Disturbing Teddy Bears – [Holy Taco]
    Jennifer Aniston Banned Heidi Montag From Movie Premiere – [The Superficial]
    Jung Yuri Gives Us A Lovely Leg Show – [DJ Mick]
    We Need A National Anthem Fail Montage – [Super Booyah]
    Vanessa Hudgens Sizzles In Details – [Popoholic]
    Yvonne Strahovski Strikes Hot Poses for Australian Cosmo – [Egotastic]
    Cover Girl Michelle Trachtenberg – [Maxim]
    Alessandra Ambrosio Tightens Things Up – [Hollywood Tuna]
    These People Are Terrible – [Warming Glow]
    Katy Perry Caught Getting Photoshopped – [Celeb Jihad]
    Man Discovers New Hiding Place For Drugs – [The Frisky]

  • Toupee or Not Toupee? That Is The Question

    Toupee or Not Toupee? That Is The Question

    February 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I’ve got hair. Even if I didn’t, I’d never wear a wig. It’s pointless. People know it’s a hat of hair and no one is ever fooled. The only fool is the poor guy that paid all this money for a head carpet. Here is a gallery of painfully obvious hairpieces. #gallery-3 { margin: auto; } #gallery-3...

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  • PM Hot Links – NFL Lockout, Old Clowns and Dumb Burglers

    PM Hot Links – NFL Lockout, Old Clowns and Dumb Burglers

    February 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about five essential purchases for surviving the impending NFL lockout.

    Does anyone really believe there will be an NFL lockout? Never. Too much money to be lost. If the NFL does lockout it would be huge for the NBA and NHL because then ESPN would have nothing better to talk about but their awful sports.

    Cry about the lockout on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • Katy Perry And Russell Brand Having Marriage Issues Because Katy Perry Just Realized She Is Married To Russell Brand

    Katy Perry And Russell Brand Having Marriage Issues Because Katy Perry Just Realized She Is Married To Russell Brand

    February 10, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Katy Perry is looking for a good marriage counselor. Specifically one that can tackle such a long relationship and wonder where it all went wrong. Aside from “right in the damn beginning.” Three months into their marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand may already be hitting a bump. In January, just...

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  • A Collection of Fun Little Cupcakes

    A Collection of Fun Little Cupcakes

    February 10, 2011 at 6:00 am

    What is it about cupcakes that everyone is so enamored with?  Is it that they’re small?  I’m pretty sure that’s the #1 reason people love cupcakes.  It’s just a tiny, cute little version of a piece of cake.  You feel less guilty eating them and they always seem to bring a...

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