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  • Ron Jeremy Is The Most Irresistible Man In The World

    Ron Jeremy Is The Most Irresistible Man In The World

    February 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

    He’s made love to more women than he has chest hair.

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  • Five of Our Favorite Celebrity Chefs…And Why

    Five of Our Favorite Celebrity Chefs…And Why

    February 17, 2011 at 6:00 am

    I enjoy eating as much as the next guy.  When it comes to actually preparing the food? Well then that’s a different subject entirely.  Out of all the males I know I happen to enjoy cooking more than most.  However, I’m not so into it that I’d consider a career in the culinary arts. However...

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  • AM Hot Links – Toys Of The 90′s, Anchorman Moment and Dumb Americans

    AM Hot Links – Toys Of The 90′s, Anchorman Moment and Dumb Americans

    February 17, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 11 most amazing toys of the 1990s.

    Toys from the 90′s seemed cool in the moment, but now looking back, they were pretty crappy. Of course, every generation of kids can say that about their toys. My old man had a frickin hula hoop, which at the time, was cutting edge. Even toys now will some day seem prehistoric. Seriously though, a hula hoop. Even at the time it was lame. My poor dad.

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    The Links

    On-Air Penis Size Joke = A Real Life “Anchorman” Moment – [The Frisky]
    Dumb Americans Are Still Americans – [TruTV]
    5 Sci-Fi Apocalypses The Government Is Actually Planning For – [Cracked]
    Charlie Sheen — I’ve Got ADVICE for Lindsay Lohan!! – [TMZ]
    The Most Retro Cosplay You’ll Be Able to Find – [Unreality]
    ‘The Art of Flight’ Trailer Is Snow Porn at Its Finest – [Bro Bible]
    The Sefus Urkel Dance – [Double Viking]
    Ex-Porn Star Opens ‘Talent’ Agency for Celeb Mistresses – [AOL News]
    7 Mario Party Minigame Criterion Covers – [College Humor]
    Six Famous Bad Moms Who Aren’t as Bad as You Remember – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Freaky Fetish Folks – [Holy Taco]
    Halle Berry: ‘Did I Say Racist? Whoops!’ – [The Superficial]
    Monkey Business With Dishy Donna – [DJ Mick]
    Police Dog Breaks Up Cat Fight – [Super Booyah]
    Jessica Alba Is One Hot Pregnant Mama! – [Popoholic]
    Diane Kruger Brings Back Boudoir Sexy for GQ – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Portia Doubleday – [Maxim]
    Holly Madison Knows How To Work The Camera – [Hollywood Tuna]
    This Seems Perfectly Normal – [Warming Glow]
    Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag Should Get Neck Tattoos – [MTV]
    Poland Has The Best Movie Posters: A Gallery – [Film Drunk]

  • A Gallery Of Homemade Batmobiles

    A Gallery Of Homemade Batmobiles

    February 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    When I’m famous (super super ton of FU money super famous) my first purchase is a replica of the original Batmobile. I’ll drive it all around and honk my horn at the people that doubted me and my vision. Until that day, I’ll just have to build my own Batmobile. Much like these people...

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  • PM Hot Links – Lucky Bieber, Man Vs. Machine and Zelda 80′s Movie

    PM Hot Links – Lucky Bieber, Man Vs. Machine and Zelda 80′s Movie

    February 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about the only 3 bad things that have happened to Justin Bieber.

    It does seem like the kid is on quite a hot streak. Let’s just give it time. He is how old? He will hit a wall soon enough. His fans will grow up and turn their backs. Unless. The alternative. These young girls follow the kid forever. Millions of women all remain as dumb as a 13-year-old girl, catering to the every whim of the Biebs. Shudder.

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  • News Anchor Derps The News

    News Anchor Derps The News

    February 16, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Is this becoming an epidemic?

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  • Justin Bieber: Raw, Uncut and Uncensored [No This Is Not A Porn Parody]

    Justin Bieber: Raw, Uncut and Uncensored [No This Is Not A Porn Parody]

    February 16, 2011 at 8:00 am

    So what happens when the Justin Bieber movie pulls in $30 million in it’s first weekend? The public gets more of The Biebs! Don’t think it’s possible to get more The Biebs?? Never say never. Billboard reports that a second version of “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” will be released in theaters...

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  • Five Gross Foods That Other Cultures Love

    Five Gross Foods That Other Cultures Love

    February 16, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Some foods just weren’t meant to be eaten, and some cultures insist on eating them anyway.   From fruit that smells like a toilet to the fetus of a duck, check out this list of the most disgusting foods that other cultures actually love to eat….. Durian – South East Asia Known...

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  • 10 Great MTV Celebrity Deathmatches

    10 Great MTV Celebrity Deathmatches

    February 16, 2011 at 5:00 am

    People get so worked up about MTV shows like Jersey Shore and Skins because “MTV puts such junk on the air.” Yeah. So…MTV has never really been a beacon for good entertainment. It’s not like they went from Masterpiece theater to True Life. MTV has always shown “crap.”...

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  • AM Hot Links – Break-Up Methods, Donald Duck Inventions and Bodypaint

    AM Hot Links – Break-Up Methods, Donald Duck Inventions and Bodypaint

    February 16, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 7 things women hate about the way men break up with them.

    Women. Tell us how to break up with you. We are all ears. Give us the best way and we’ll do it that way from now on. Draw a diagram. Draw a map. Tell us exactly how to do it since there seems to be one perfect way for men to dump you. Men are listening. And waiting.

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    The Links

    Cats Fail, We Laugh – [TruTV]
    5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously) – [Cracked]
    Behind The Scenes As A Strip Club Recruiter – [Guyism]
    Frankie Muniz’ Girlfriend: He Put Gun to His Head – [TMZ]
    Batman Meets Munch – [Unreality]
    The 25 Hottest Bodypaint Photos in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue – [Bro Bible]
    The Surfing Bird – [Double Viking]
    Bizarre ‘Alien’ Tumor Found Inside California Man – [AOL News]
    7 Athletes Who Unfortunately Released Their Own Scents – [College Humor]
    Stuff You Should Know: NFL Labor Negotiations – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Hot Afros (With Girls Underneath Them) – [Holy Taco]
    Blake Lively at The Elle Style Awards – [The Superficial]
    You Can’t Go Wrong With Pictures of Myleene Klass In Lingerie – [DJ Mick]
    It’s Time For Face Yoga – [Super Booyah]
    Emma Watson Gets Cute And Leggy – [Popoholic]
    Jessica Alba Gets All Caliente for Glamour Mexico – [Egotastic]
    A First Date With Susie Abromeit – [Maxim]
    Holly Madison Knows How To Work The Camera – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Steven Seagal Is: BACK FOR JUSTICE – [Warming Glow]
    Justin Bieber Rocks Fashion’s Latest Trend: Leaving Your Fly Down – [MTV]
    If Internet Sites Were In High School – [The Frisky]

  • A Tribute To The Trapper Keeper

    A Tribute To The Trapper Keeper

    February 15, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I was so much more organized as a kid. Probably because I had so many fewer things to remember and do. “Play outside and then I’ve got to watch Power Rangers at 2 pm. What a full day!” Now it seems like I’m losing half my life because I’m misplacing paperwork, documents...

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  • PM Hot Links – Billy Ray Hates Hannah Montana, If Dr. Seuss Were Real and Marlon Brando’s Letters

    PM Hot Links – Billy Ray Hates Hannah Montana, If Dr. Seuss Were Real and Marlon Brando’s Letters

    February 15, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about how Billy Ray Cyrus thinks Hannah Montana “ruined his family.”

    Dear Billy Ray Cyrus. Shut the hell up.” Waaaaaa, the show didn’t let me be a proper parent. Um, they force you to put your kid on the show? Nope. Waaaaa, it made my daughter a millionaire twenty times over and gave me a new career. Waaaaaaaaa, I would have sucked as a parent anyway. ” Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth Billy Ray, look him in the butt, so he can kick your teeth out for being a moron.

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  • The Most Expensive House in Canada

    The Most Expensive House in Canada

    February 15, 2011 at 11:30 am

    This is the most expensive house in Toronto, Canada.  It is currently listed at $269,800,000.   No, that’s not a typo.  It has a large atrium, multiple kitchens, a tennis court, an indoor pool, a bowling alley, a theater, spiral staircases, and a 4,000 Sq, Ft. master bedroom. Also, its...

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