Raunchy Animated Characters, Bootleg Toys and March Madness BlundersMarch 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to see the 8 raunchiest animated movie characters.
I just don’t get cartoon porn. I mean I get it, but what I’m saying is, I can’t get excited about it because it’s a cartoon. It’s an odd fetish. I need to know, for the guys that get their rocks off on that stuff, can regular cartoons work just as well? Can one pleasure himself to Daphne from Scooby Doo? On second thought, I don’t really want to know.
Toon chicks abound on the EgoTV Facebook page.
The 10 Commandments Of The Male Gross Out Movie – [Guyism]
The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys – [Cracked]
Katy Perry Is Just A Regular Girl With An Irregular Wardrobe – [MTV]
VIDEO: Lake Erie Monsters Player Misses Huge Hockey Hit, Shatters Rink Glass – [BroBible]
World’s Drunkest News Interview Ever – [TruTV]
Christina Aguilera Selling ‘Osbourne’ Home – [TMZ]
A Collection of Funny News Headlines – [Uncoached]
Seth Green – Before The Fame – [Double Viking]
5 Types of Off-Campus Housing – [College Humor]
How a Math Geek Splits the Rent – [AOL News]
Ten Unbelievably Stupid March Madness Blunders – [The Smoking Jacket]
6 Alternatives to Walking, Because Walking Is For Assholes – [Holy Taco]
Kendra in Short Shorts Almost Had Nothing To Do With Charlie Sheen – [The Superficial]
Just Jessica Alba – [DJ Mick]
Miley Cyrus Does A Sexy Lindsay Lohan! – [Popoholic]
Blake Lively Brings Her Sexy Best to Chanel in Paris – [Egotastic]
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
Emma Watson Confesses Love For Anal Sex – [Celeb Jihad]
Baby At Hawaii Baseball Game Soldiers Through Every Last Sip Of This Miller Lite – [Busted Coverage]
Can You Beat A Computer At One Of The World’s Oldest Games? – [Kotaku]
Virgin Mobile and Mekanism Are Looking For Little Local Monsters!March 7, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Virgin Mobile and Lady Gaga are collaborating to search for “Little Local Monsters“, in which nine emerging bloggers or video journalists (or any Lady Gaga fan for that matter) will go behind-the-scenes at one of her Monster Ball tour stops with the Virgin Mobile crew. What the Virgin...
Funny Newspaper Ads, Denny’s Brawls, and Flying HousesMarch 7, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Click the image to see 5 Hilarious News Clippings to Start Your Week.
The proliferation of the internet in recent years has made newspapers seem like some ancient relic from dinosaur times. The print industry has suffered from catastrophic downsizing. While that really sucks, it also has some benefits, like a lack of funding to hire competent editors who can find hilarious ad mistakes and correct them before the internet gets a hold of them. Speaking of the mistakes and the internet, be sure to check out our Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter!
9 Worst People to Watch a Sports Game With (TotalProSports)
Old People Rapping: “Baby Got Back” (GorillaMask)
Sometimes Charlie Sheen’s Girlfriend Bree Olson Wears Clothes (DJMick)
Miley Cyrus Doing a Lindsay Lohan Impersonation (Popoholic)
Pornstar Breanne Benson: How To Bang at Work (BroBible)
Blake Lively Dresses Like a Mirror, Then Stands Next to One (HollywoodTuna)
Kids Talking About Charlie Sheen (CollegeHumor)
The 10 Greatest Denny’s Brawls Caught on Camera (SuperBooyah)
‘Walking Dead’ Season 2 Will Be Set in a Prison (ScreenJunkies)
Scientists Re-Create ‘Up’ In Real Life, Lift House with Balloons (FilmDrunk)
A Gallery Of Stanley Kubrick Movie PostersMarch 7, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Legendary movie director passed away on this day back in 1999. He left behind a legacy of amazing films. Kubrick was known for his slow method of working, the variety of genres in which he worked, his technical perfectionism and his reclusiveness about his films and personal life. It’s a far cry...
This is What Real Aliens Look LikeMarch 7, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Dr. Richard Hoover, an Astrobiologist at NASA, has apparently discovered real-life aliens. According to his report published last Friday in the Journal of Cosmology (which is a legitimate astrobiology publication, rather than the geocities conspiracy theory page that it appears to be), Dr. Hoover has...
Where They At? C. Thomas HowellMarch 7, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: C. Thomas Howell How It All Started:...
Modern Family Star Disses Charlie Sheen (This Won’t End Well)March 7, 2011 at 8:00 am
The F-18 that is Charlie Sheen is close to 2 million followers on Twitter after only a week. He has chosen to follow only a select group of people (mostly celebs), one being a 20-year old actress on the show Modern Family. Naturally she is creeped the hell out considering she has never met him. Modern...
10 Attractive Women Covering “Yesterday” By The BeatlesMarch 7, 2011 at 5:00 am
Yesterday, by The Beatles, is recognized by Guinness World Records for having over 1,600 different cover versions to date. It has been covered by Joan Baez, Liberace, Sinatra, Elvis, Daffy Duck, En Vogue and Boyz II Men. Those are some impressive artists. Yes, even Daffy Duck. The Guinness people probably...
AM Hot Links – Facebook Pictures, Shady Politicians and Robot SealsMarch 7, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 7 Facebook photos that will get you defriended.
I’m not sure I’ve ever defriended anyone on Facebook. Maybe 1-2 that were very spam-like but overall I think my success rate with friendships has been spot on. It’s because I don’t give a crap. I’ve learned to ignore 99% of what people say/do/post on Facebook. It’s a gift really.
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The 5 Craziest Exploits of the World’s Shadiest Politician – [Cracked]
This Robot Seal Is A Better Basketball Player Than You – [MTV]
Kate Upton Drops 12 More Bikini Pics for Beach Bunny Swimwear – [BroBible]
Snoop Wants Charlie Sheen Drugs– [TruTV]
Charlie: ‘Chipped Warlock Fang’ Caused Spat with Bree – [TMZ]
What Year Was This Picture Taken? – [Uncoached]
Charlie Sheen Winning Shirt – [Double Viking]
Gaga Sues Breast Milk Ice Cream Maker – [AOL News]
Drunk-o-Vision XII – [College Humor]
Destiny Monique Reporting for Duty – [The Smoking Jacket]
Five of Our Favorite News Anchor Fails – [Holy Taco]
Courteney Cox Wore Another Bikini – [The Superficial]
Stacy Keibler Does Esquire – [DJ Mick]
Kylie Bisutti Sizzles In FHM Magazine – [Popoholic]
Taylor Momsen Seduces Shirtless Female Fan! – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Serinda Swan– [Maxim]
Lily Aldridge Is An Unbelievably Sexy Piece – [Hollywood Tuna]
17-Year-Old Ariana Grande Wet In A Bikini GIF – [Celeb Jihad]
The Balding Head Of 40-Year-Old Woman Who Was Naked In Closet With Teen Boy – [Busted Coverage]
Phil Collins is RetiringMarch 4, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Phil Collins announced today that he’s retiring from the music world. Most of us remember Phil as the drummer/lead singer of prog rock band Genesis and the writer of songs like “That One Part Half Way Through ‘In the Air Tonight’ Where The Drums Get Awesome” and “Billy,...
A Gallery Of Family CollagesMarch 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm
There is something weird about looking at the pictures of a different family than your own. You know nothing about them but can kind of make guesses about them based on the pictures. It also makes you realize just how small your life is in the grand scheme of the world. Millions and millions of other...
PM Hot Links – When Women Get Married, Bad Movie Guardians and Cult TV ShowsMarch 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about what happens to hot girls after that get married.
Those are fake right? Maybe even Before and After pictures but switched around? Clever photoshop? Jesus tell me this really doesn’t happen! I’m hiding the Girl Scout cookies. I’m not standing for this.
Meet BEFORE chicks on on the EgoTV Facebook page.
20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Nicholas CageMarch 4, 2011 at 11:00 am
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Nicholas Cage 1. First appeared on TV as the Maytag Repair Man. 2. His favorite meal...