Awesome Facebook App Alert: BriskYourselfMarch 18, 2011 at 4:26 pm
The clever people over at Brisk (the iced tea company) have created an awesome Facebook App that allows you to create a whimsical, ridiculous looking cartoon image of yourself. All you have to do is upload a picture (or choose a photo that’s already on Facebook), and the app walks you through...
Banksy, Lamborghinis, and HillbilliesMarch 18, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Great news! Scientists have discovered the most white trash family in the history of white trash families (pictured above). In other redneck news: The Smoking Jacket’s 5 Reasons to Be-Friend a Hilbilly Before 2012. For more about hillbillies and 2012, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and Twitter.
Candice Swanepoel Is HOT [POPOHOLIC]
5 Reasons to Be-Friend a Hillbilly Before 2012 [THE SMOKING JACKET]
Holly Madison is the Sexiest Beer Pong Player Ever [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
Banksy at the Bristol Museum [NED HARDY]
How to Destroy a Lamborghini with a Sledge Hammer [AOL NEWS]
Oh Look! A Hot Asian Girl! [HOLY TACO]
Bill O’Reilly Memes are Amusing [UNCOACHED]
Andrew Dice Clay Says Charlie Sheen is Crazy While Looking Crazy [THE SUPERFICIAL]
Playboy had a Naughty Lingerie Party [LINKIEST]
How To: Get All the Bitches [COLLEGE HUMOR]
Three Words: Child Snake Charmers! [DJ MICK]
Carly Craig’s Sexy Maxim Photo Shoot Video [MAXIM]
Andrew “Dice” Clay Calls Charlie Sheen A Big LoserMarch 18, 2011 at 11:00 am
Andrew “Dice” Clay popped out of his hole this week, saw his bald shadows, and announce six more years of unfunny material and comeback attempts! He also wanted to let us all know he thinks Charlie Sheen is a loser. Controversial comic Andrew Dice Clay is one person who doesn’t think Charlie Sheen...
7 Funny Alien Comedy MoviesMarch 18, 2011 at 10:00 am
Ever since people got over being terrified about alien invasions, Hollywood has been churning out alien comedy movies. The latest submission to the alien comedy sub-genre is Paul, a film about (you guessed it) a hilarious alien who comes to Earth to hang out with two goofy British comic book geeks and...
A Gallery Of Things That Will Remind You Of MonopolyMarch 18, 2011 at 8:00 am
Monopoly is still my all time favorite board game. I’m not sure why, as I’m terrible with money and killed my rich Uncle years ago. It might have something to do with this Monopoly computer game from college. The kid across the hall would let me play and I’d sit there for hours until...
8 Customers Flipping Out In StoresMarch 18, 2011 at 5:00 am
It’s one thing to get screwed over by customer service (to prevent that, check out a chapter of this book) but it’s another thing to go bonkers when people are only doing their job and trying to help. It’s just a dumb thing to do. You’re not going to get better service. You’re...
Balding Celebs, Oregano Possession and Busey Pole DancesMarch 18, 2011 at 4:00 am
Some celebs –- men like Bruce Willis or Sean Connery -– accept their natural state and seem all the more badass for it. But that’s not who this list is devoted to. No. This list is devoted to those poor brave holy warriors who, no matter how hard they try, seem to be losing the fight. Click here to continue reading about 12 celebrities who simply refuse to admit they’re going bald.
Tessie Tarrentino Shows Her Shamrocks for St Patrick’s Day [DJ MICK]
Woman Literally Bites a Man’s Balls Off [SCREEN JUNKIES]
This Old Man Has The Skills To Pay The Bills [GORILLA MASK]
Boy Charged With “Possession of Oregano” [TRU TV]
Candice Swanepoel’s Long Legs In Short Shorts [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
The Leprechaun’s Wish [COLLEGE HUMOR]
Gary Busey Pole Dancing [FILM DRUNK]
Woman Literally Bites a Man’s Balls Off [BRO BIBLE]
The 25 Funniest Gangsta Grandma Photos [SUPER BOOYAH]
The 6 Most Childish Things Ever Done in Congress [CRACKED]
Today’s Girl: Eva Green [MAXIM]
You’re Going to Love LunchWithBillMurray.comMarch 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm
LunchWithBillMurray.com is my new favorite site. It was started by a guy named Casey O’Donnell, and his mission is simple: “My name is Casey O’Donnell. I would like to meet and have lunch with Bill Murray and I think the power of the internet can make that happen. Let’s Go!” Each...
Shamrocks, Cheerleaders, and Extra HotnessMarch 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm
What’s the best thing about any sporting event? That’s right. Its the over-priced, under-delicious stadium food. And what’s the second best thing about sporting events? Cheerleaders! Here are 68 NCAA Cheerleaders to stare at for a few hours. For more things to stare at, check out EgoTv’s Facebook Page and Twitter.
Katie Price Has Big Boobies [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
Karissa Shannon is Festive & HOT [BRO BIBLE]
8 Actors Who Look the Same In Every Movie Poster [CRACKED]
68 Photos of NCAA Cheerleaders [SUPER BOOYAH]
Josefina Cisternas is also HOT [TOTALLY CRAP]
NIT Cheerleaders Could Use an Upgrade [BUSTED COVERAGE]
Cheetahs and Hyenas are Dumb [TRU TV]
Tessie Tarrentino Shows of Her Shamrocks [DJ MICK]
Great. Another ‘Friends with Benefits’ Movie…[POPOHOLIC]
How Japan Explains Its Nuclear Crisis to Kids [THE DAILY WHAT]
Animals Dressed Up for St. Paddy’s Day [UPROXX]
Eva Amurri is the HOTTEST [MAXIM]