Limitless (in One Minute)March 28, 2011 at 5:02 pm
If you’re anything like most of the country, you probably spent your weekend watching Limitless, the movie where Bradley Cooper gets hopped up on a brain-enhancing super drug. Limitless was the number one movie this weekend, but all the hype around this Spring blockbuster got us thinking: if you...
Angry Birds, Crazy Girls, and Fake GirlfriendsMarch 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm
There’s no place like Las Vegas. The last time I went to Vegas, I found myself walking down the strip at 5am on my way to Denny’s. During the walk, I saw three things (in 5 minutes) that pretty much sums up what Vegas is all about: 1) a tranny prostitute grinding on an extremely drunk frat dude at an ATM who was to drunk to realize that he was about to bang a dude, 2) a shirtless guy smashing a bottle of vodka on the sidewalk and screaming “Vegas, baby!” while two cops stood 5 feet away from him and did nothing, and 3) two pimps with knives brandished in the midst of a full-blown territory dispute. Apparently, girls also go crazy and get wild in Vegas, too. For more debauchery and pimp fight stories, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Natalie Portman Midieval HOTNESS [Popoholic]
Is Sexting Ever a Good Idea? [TheSmokingJacket]
News Anchors + Boobs = People Watching the News [CavemanCircus]
Olivia Munn Owns a Fancy Dress, Look HOT in It [HollywoodTuna]
This Company Will Sell You a Fake Facebook Girlfriend! [AOLNews]
Fat People on Motorcycles [HolyTaco]
Deleware vs. Basketball Hoops [Uncoached]
Amy Adams is Lois Lane [TheSuperficial]
Angry Birds: The Movie? [Linkiest]
Best. Street Drummer. Ever. [AskMen]
Adult Swim’s Most Ass-Kicking Babes [AdultSwim]
A Huge Gallery of Girls Being Hot in Vegas [CoedMagazine]
Briana Evigan is HOT [Maxim]
Where They At? Max CasellaMarch 28, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have gone since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Max Casella How It All Started: Casella big break...
Celebrities and Babies With Their Heads SwitchedMarch 28, 2011 at 10:15 am
It was only a matter of time before we started making celebrities and their babies with their heads switched. People love celebrities, and they love switching baby heads with adult heads, so a combination of those two was inevitable. Obviously some celebrity/baby head switches look better than others,...
A Gallery Of Lois Lane Comic Book CoversMarch 28, 2011 at 8:00 am
In the early days of comics almost every character in the popular titles got their own spin-off title. Especially when the main character is the Man of Steel, one of the best selling comics of all time. Superman’s Girl Friend, Lois Lane was a comic book series published monthly focusing on the...
20 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About RobotsMarch 28, 2011 at 5:00 am
Leave it to Online Schools to teach us things about robots we probably didn’t know; Like did you know the first robot is said to have been constructed by the Greek mathematician Archytas in 400 B.C. Unreal. Here I thought the first robot didn’t come along until the Flintstones. Via: OnlineSchools.org
Con Artists, Bikini Babes, and Slacker JobsMarch 28, 2011 at 4:00 am
You should be mad, because this kid could kick most of our butts pretty easily. Being the youngest bodybuilder in the world is hard work, though. There are some awesome slacker jobs that you could actually get, and they don’t take nearly as much effort as bodybuilding. For more info on getting beat up by kids or being a slacker, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page, and follow us on Twitter.
A Gallery of SoCal Bikini Babes [DJ Mick]
Vanessa Hudgens has Killer Legs [Popoholic]
New Thor Character Posters [ScreenJunkies]
Fat Guy vs. Dog Cage [GorillaMask]
Is Your Parakeet a Secret Agent? [TruTV]
Gemma Merna is Dirty HOT [HollywoodTuna]
Check Out This 79 Min. Single Shot Horror Movie [FilmDrunk]
9 Awesome Slacker Jobs You Could Actually Have [Guyism]
Pakistani Model Strips for The Mets [BroBible]
The Funniest KFC Signs Ever [SuperBooyah]
The 7 Bravest Con Artist of All Time [Cracked]
A Huge Gallery of Awesome Cleavage [CoedMagazine]
Helen Keller’s Facebook [EvilChili]
Four Square for Sex [CollegeHumor]
Jamie Chung is Somehow Getting HOTTER [Maxim]
The Many Faces of Johnny DeppMarch 26, 2011 at 11:50 am
Cheerleaders of the NCAA [Maxim]
Danica Thrall is DAMN SEXY [Hollywood Tuna]
Megan Fox’s New Armani Underwear Video [Popoholic]
A Huge Collection of Spring Break BABES [DJ Mick]
Dude Makes it Rain in a Starbucks [Bro Bible]
Jim Carrey’s Teaser for Mr. Poppers Penguins Movie [Film Drunk]
The Asian Jersey Shore is Probably Gonna Suck [Warming Glow]
Emily Browning from Sucker Punch is a HOTTIE [Maxim]
The Best Inception Movie Trailer MashUpsMarch 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Inception Movie Trailer Mashups have been hitting youtube ever since the Inception trailer was released. Movie trailer mashups have existed for a long time, but there’s just something about the Inception music that makes any movie seem infinitely more awesome. Here are the best Inception Movie...
Her Face Says It All…March 25, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I never saw 50 First Dates, but I would definitely see this movie for a few good reasons: 1) it’s the widescreen special edition, so that’s a definite plus. 2) It only cost 675. I have no idea if that’s dollars or cents or rupies or what, but I would pay it because this DVD cover is priceless. 3) Adam Sandler movies always have the hottest babes as co-stars. If you need proof, check out Maxim’s Gallery of Hot Adam Sandler Co-Star Babes. For more sexually suggestive typos and pirated DVD’s, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter!
Kate Upton in her Underwear is HOT [Popoholic]
Playmates Dressed as Sexy Referees [The Smoking Jacket]
Hipster British Model Melissa Clarke is HOT [Caveman Circus]
Super Sexy Asian Chick Steph Ly is SUPER SEXY [Hollywood Tuna]
Chinese Scientists Turned Lab Mice Gay [AOL News]
Pornstar Tori Black is THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER [Holy Taco]
Normal People are Using Bikini Babes to Sell Their Cars Now [Uncoached]
Ashley Greene: The Hot Captain America Babe [The Superficial]
Playboy’s Hottest Playmate March Madness Bracket [Linkiest]
Nerd Alert Review: Sucker Punch [College Humor]
How To Get Back Into the Dating Game [Ask Men]
New Favorite Web Game: Yeti Sasquach Annihilation! [Adult Swim]
Playboy’s Miss April Jaclyn Swedberg is UNBELIEVABLY HOT [Coed Magazine]
100 Pics of Awesome Boobs [DJ Mick]
A Gallery of Adam Sandler’s Sexiest Co-Star Babes [Maxim]
Harry Houdini’s Last Stage Assistant Dies…For NowMarch 25, 2011 at 11:00 am
Harry Houdini’s last surviving stage assistant has finally passed away. Not like people were waiting but she did live to see 103-years-old. Yahoo News has the story: Young joined Houdini’s company as a 17-year-old after attending an open casting call during a family trip to New York. She initially...
The 10 Best Computers in Science Fiction MoviesMarch 25, 2011 at 10:00 am
For nearly a century, the best computers in science fiction movies have set standards for real-world computer engineers to live up to. Unfortunately, the most advanced practical super-computer we’ve come up with is a smart phone that sometimes gets service. But that won’t stop science fiction...
A Gallery That Will Make You Feel Bad For Some PetsMarch 25, 2011 at 8:00 am
Ugh. This isn’t torture? Explain why. I’ll wait. These are animals. Animals don’t want to wear rain gear or bikinis. They want to lick their own testicles and eat dog food. Can we please stop as nation doing this to our pets? I know I’m pleading to deaf ears. Here is a gallery...