President Enacts The Five-Finger DiscountApril 14, 2011 at 4:00 am
If you’re a head of state there are certain things you should have plenty of. These include nice suits, shiny shoes and all the office supplies your little heart desires. If a president is lacking in any of these things he ends up looking like Czech President Vaclav Klaus in this video.
Jaimie Alexander Thinks Wonder Woman Is A Tramp [MAXIM]
Dumb President Steals Pen at Treaty Signing [TRU TV]
Lindsay Lohan Drops Some Sad Cleavage [POPOHOLIC]
Emmanuelle Chriqui Sexes Up A T-Shirt [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
Out & About With Yankees Fan Jessica Szohr [DJ MICK]
Bruce Campbell Loves ‘The Evil Dead’ Remake Script, Milk [SCREEN JUNKIES]
5 GIFs That Will Undoubtedly Leave A Smile On Your Face [CAVEMAN CIRCUS]
25 Memorably Dressed Protesters [HOLY TACO]
Woman Loves To Eat… COUCHES! [FORK PARTY]
Redneck Weight Bench [UNCOACHED]
Classifying Celebrity Baby Names [COED MAGAZINE]
Ashley Tisdale Rocks a LDB at Shine On Awards in NYC [CELEBUZZ]
40 Amazing Grill Cheese Recipes [BUZZFEED]
6 Hugely Popular Books That Accidentally Screwed The World [CRACKED]
The Crow Remake To Star Goth Icon Brad Cooper [FILM DRUNK]
I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having Problems [COLLEGE HUMOR]
The Aurora Borealis, from an AirplaneApril 13, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Air France passenger Nate Bolt created a time lapsed video of an entire flight he recently took from San Francisco to Paris. While snapping a photograph every 2 minutes on the flight, Nate accidentally documented the Aurora Borealis out the airplane window, and this 30,000 foot perpective of the Northern Lights is truly awe-inspiring. You can jump ahead to 1:08 to see the Aurora Borealis, but the rest of the video is equally awesome. You can read more about this incredible video (including Nate’s equipment breakdown and in-flight process) here.
Soccer is WeirdApril 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Soccer is a weird sport. Or maybe it’s normal, and every other sport is weird. It’s too early to tell. Speaking of weird, take a gander at the Katy Perry Porno Movie. If you’re looking to feel even more uncomfortable, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
The Katy Perry Porn [Popoholic]
A Collection of Super Hot Babes [DJMick]
The Sexiest Commercials in Recent History [TheSmokingJacket]
60 Hot Chicks with Tattoos [CavemanCircus]
The World’s Tallest Lego Tower [AOLNews]
Genevieve Morton is HOT [HolyTaco]
Dorky White Girl Dances to African Music [Uncoached]
Justin Bieber is Fulfilling Prophecies in Israel [TheSuperficial]
Preacher Delivers Anti-Justin Bieber Sermon [Linkiest]
Apparently This Guy Is the Actual Owner of Facebook [AskMen]
Online Game: Lesbian Spider Queen of Mars! [AdultSwim]
Dioramas Made with Peeps [Buzzfeed]
112 Pics of Hot Babes in Body Paint [CoedMagazine]
12 Classic Action Movie One-Liners [Scribol]
Thor’s Super Babe Jaimie Alexander [Maxim]
Emmanuelle Chriqui Can Make a T-Shirt Sexy [HollywoodTuna]
Fad-Tastic! Spuds MacKenzieApril 13, 2011 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Spuds MacKenzie Spuds was a fictional dog character created for an advertising campaign marketing Bud Light beer in the late 1980s. He first showed up in a Bud...
11 Celebrities Who Cheated on Their TaxesApril 13, 2011 at 10:00 am
It’s that time of year again: tax season. If you haven’t filed yet, you’d better get to it. If you’re thinking about not filing because nobody will ever find out anyway, learn a lesson from these famous celebrities who cheated on their taxes and got busted big time. It seems that...
A Gallery Of People Posing With Incredible Hulk HandsApril 13, 2011 at 8:00 am
Am I wrong to say that the toy Incredible Hulk hands are possibly more popular than the actual Incredible Hulk movies? The internet is loaded with people using the hands in hundreds of different daily activities but you don’t exactly hear people saying how much they loved the movies. Eh, that’s...
10 Hysterical Greeting Cards To Give This EasterApril 13, 2011 at 5:00 am
The worst part of any holiday is the giving of greeting cards. It’s not that people don’t want to tell others how much they mean but more the fact the typical greeting cards suck. If you’re funny, and you’re a writer, you’re probably not working for the Hallmark people....
This Is The Proper Way To Get Your Butt KickedApril 13, 2011 at 4:00 am
First, don’t bring a belt to an SUV full of angry dudes fight. Second, make SURE your friends have your back. Last, just know in advance you’re about to lose so badly. Just like this guy.
SI Swimsuit Model Genevieve Morton [DJ MICK]
Katie Cleary’s Profile Of Uber Hotness [POPOHOLIC]
The App Trap: We Doodle [MAXIM]
Dumb Dude Has Terrible Pre-Fight Planning [TRU TV]
Kaley Cuoco Nude For Allure Magazine [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
Will Two Potheads Pass Blake Lively Around In ‘The Savages’? [SCREEN JUNKIES]
Drunk Lady Vs. The Alphabet [GORILLA MASK]
James Lipton Came Up Onstage with Charlie Sheen [FILM DRUNK]
VIDEO: Drunk White Sox fan shows off his belly [GUYISM]
VIDEO: Boat Captain Leaves Controls to Surf Wake While Smoking a Cigarette [BROBIBLE]
The 20 Hottest Photos Of Old Ladies With Short Hair [SUPER BOOYAH]
8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Animals [CRACKED]
Lady Gaga Falls Off Piano FTW! [COED MAGAZINE]
Even More Memories For The 80′s and 90′s Kids [I-AM-BORED]
Honest Ways to Sign a Yearbook [EVIL CHILI]
Police Vehicle Intimidation Chart [COLLEGE HUMOR]
A Gallery of Civil War PhotosApril 12, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Today is the 150th anniversary of the start of the Civil War (the bloodiest war in American history), and this gallery of civil war photos really puts the devastation into perspective. The Civil War was also the first war to be documented with photographs, and judging by these pictures, the Civil War...
Don’t Be Afraid of Black Guys with MachetesApril 12, 2011 at 3:00 pm
It doesn’t matter that Steve happens to be a black man. Seeing any guy outside the house with a machete is enough to scare the crap out of anyone. Maybe we just need to find more practical day-to-day uses for machetes, to eliminate their psycho-killer/African militia stigma. Speaking of getting killed by things, these photos of Kate Upton in her underwear will stop your heart, so only look at them if you’re prepared to die of pure bliss. For more info about great murder weapons, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
An Enormous Gallery of Crazy Asian Girl Photo Poses [DJMick]
Danica Thrall is OUTRAGEOUSLY SEXY [Maxim]
Lady Gaga Fell of of Her Piano (video) [BroBible]
Terrifying Skeletons of Normal Animals [Cracked]
The Most Hilarious Photo Gallery You’ve Ever Seen [SuperBooyah]
Sheep on a Motorcycle! [TotallyCrap]
Melissa Debling Has a Huge Topless Rack [Egotastic]
9 Movie Characters Who are Definitely Stalkers [Guyism]
A Gallery of Girls in Their Bedrooms [NedHardy]
Tierra Lee’s Super Hot Twit Pics [BustedCoverage]
An Awesome Gallery of Great Boobs [CoedMagazine]
Extreme Jenga! [I-Am-Bored]
Wonder Woman Will Have 3 Costumes [WarmingGlow]
Kaley Cuoco Gets Naked in Allure Magazine [HollywoodTuna]
Kate Upton Is Somehow Getting Hotter By The Second [Popoholic]
Will Bacon Get You Laid? [TruTV]
Frat Boy Survival KitApril 12, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Every frat boy wants to be known for something. Whether it’s “being diesel” or having the coolest car on campus, they need something to set them apart from all the other college students. More importantly, though, frat boys need to meet a certain set of criteria in order to be considered...