Don’t Be Afraid of Black Guys with MachetesApril 12, 2011 at 3:00 pm
It doesn’t matter that Steve happens to be a black man. Seeing any guy outside the house with a machete is enough to scare the crap out of anyone. Maybe we just need to find more practical day-to-day uses for machetes, to eliminate their psycho-killer/African militia stigma. Speaking of getting killed by things, these photos of Kate Upton in her underwear will stop your heart, so only look at them if you’re prepared to die of pure bliss. For more info about great murder weapons, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
An Enormous Gallery of Crazy Asian Girl Photo Poses [DJMick]
Danica Thrall is OUTRAGEOUSLY SEXY [Maxim]
Lady Gaga Fell of of Her Piano (video) [BroBible]
Terrifying Skeletons of Normal Animals [Cracked]
The Most Hilarious Photo Gallery You’ve Ever Seen [SuperBooyah]
Sheep on a Motorcycle! [TotallyCrap]
Melissa Debling Has a Huge Topless Rack [Egotastic]
9 Movie Characters Who are Definitely Stalkers [Guyism]
A Gallery of Girls in Their Bedrooms [NedHardy]
Tierra Lee’s Super Hot Twit Pics [BustedCoverage]
An Awesome Gallery of Great Boobs [CoedMagazine]
Extreme Jenga! [I-Am-Bored]
Wonder Woman Will Have 3 Costumes [WarmingGlow]
Kaley Cuoco Gets Naked in Allure Magazine [HollywoodTuna]
Kate Upton Is Somehow Getting Hotter By The Second [Popoholic]
Will Bacon Get You Laid? [TruTV]
Frat Boy Survival KitApril 12, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Every frat boy wants to be known for something. Whether it’s “being diesel” or having the coolest car on campus, they need something to set them apart from all the other college students. More importantly, though, frat boys need to meet a certain set of criteria in order to be considered...
9 People You Meet in the Office BathroomApril 12, 2011 at 10:00 am
The office bathroom is the modern-day savanna watering hole, and the people you meet in the office bathroom are like the many zebras, crocodiles, water buffalo, lions, and elephants that would normally kill eachother, but have to co-mingle around the water hole in order to survive. The office bathroom...
A Gallery Of Jennifer Morrison From House, M.D.April 12, 2011 at 8:00 am
Jennifer Morrison, one of the stars of House M.D., turns 32-years-old today. She doesn’t look a day over “freaking hot.” I’ve never seen an entire episode of the show, I just flip on and off when she goes on and off screen. It’s a good system. In honor of her birthday,...
50 Facts About Bill MurrayApril 12, 2011 at 5:00 am
One of the first alumni of Saturday Night Live to successfully make the leap from the small screen to the silverscreen, Bill Murray is widely considered one of the most talented comedic actors of his generation. Online Schools has pulled together some things you probably didn’t know about Bill Murray,...
Stupid Store Receipts, Volleyball Girls and Things Made From HairApril 12, 2011 at 4:00 am
Buying odd things at a store is something we all do. Scanning them online for the world to laugh at is something none of us should do. Check out hilarious store receipts that make you look dumb..
Today’s Girl: Leighton Meester [MAXIM]
Brazilian Beach Volleyball Babes [DJ MICK]
Anne Hathaway Gets Nerdy Hot [POPOHOLIC]
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Breasts Are Fashionable [HOLLYWOOD TUNA]
Hilarious Store Receipts That Make You Look Dumb [TRU TV]
Hugh Hefner And His Son Celebrate Their Birthdays In Vegas [CAVEMAN CIRCUS]
25 Bizarre Things Made From Hair [HOLY TACO]
Ke$ha’s Twin Starts Music Career (Video) [FORK PARTY]
Only Works In Theory [UNCOACHED]
Kate Upton Is A Beach Bunny [COED MAGAZINE]
Ashley Tisdale’s Gold Statement Necklace [CELEBUZZ]
NBC Makes Steve Carell Stay 20 Minutes Later On His Last Day [SCREEN JUNKIES]
7 Memes That Went Viral Before The Internet Existed [CRACKED]
A Very Misleading Facebook Photo [BUZZ FEED]
George Lucas’ daughter’s MMA fight cancelled on account of fatness [FILM DRUNK]
5 Middle School Magazines [COLLEGE HUMOR]
A Gallery of Dogs Wearing GlassesApril 11, 2011 at 4:00 pm
What’s cuter than a lovable, cuddly little dog? A loveable, cuddly little dog wearing glasses. Dogs are Man’s best friend, and Man frequently wears glasses for a variety of different reasons. Therefore, it only makes sense that dogs should wear glasses, too. Plus: even though they’re...
Justin BeanberApril 11, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I guess this photoshop mashup was inevitable, but it’s really a testament to the staying power of Rowen Atkinson’s Mr. Bean character. Mr. Bean started as a British TV series, and then branched out into a movie franchise, which is pretty amazing considering that he was a silent character. Now he’s being mashed up with tween pop sensation Justin Bieber. Is there no end to Mr. Bean’s success?! Nonetheless, this picture is still completely terrifying, so feel free to cleanse your palette with a gallery of mega-hottie Lily Aldridge wearing sexy lingerie. For more photoshops of underage pop stars mixed with legumes, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Anne Hathaway Gets Nerdy HOT [Popoholic]
Lily Aldridge in SEXY Lingerie [HollywoodTuna]
Twitter Pics from Hugh Hefner’s Birthday Party [TheSmokingJacket]
50 Smoking Hot BABES for Monday [CavemanCircus]
Sesame Street in Pakistan! [AOLNews]
Drea de Matteo is HOT [HolyTaco]
WTF?! Two Transforming Japanese Girls [Uncoached]
Amanda Seyfried Gets WASTED [TheSuperficial]
5 Magazines for Middle School [CollegeHumor]
Magic Johnson’s Top 10 Tips for Success [AskMen]
Check out the Newest Episode of Eagleheart! [AdultSwim]
57 Photos of RIDICULOUSLY HOT Babes [CoedMagazine]
A Montage of Nut Kicks in Movies [FilmDrunk]
40 Sad Portraits of Closed Music Stores [Buzzfeed]
Danica Thrall is UNBELIEVABLY HOT [Maxim]
Where They At? Jonathan LipnickiApril 11, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have gone since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Jonathan Lipnicki How it all started: Lipnicki...
5 New Jobs for Glenn BeckApril 11, 2011 at 10:00 am
Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of millions of people laughing out loud, because by the end of the year Glenn Beck will be officially unemployed, and it’ll be time for America’s most pompous windbag to hop on craigslist and find a new job. Fortunately, we’ve come up with...