That’s a Big Twinkie…July 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I’ve seen my fair share of homemade proton packs in my day, but these are by far the best, most intricately constructed homemade proton packs in existence. If there’s any supernatural mischief going down at the Johnny Rocket’s or the Condom Kingdom, I’d feel much safer seeing these two aging, overweight dudes across the street. For more 80′s nostalgia-inspired DIY projects, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Celebrities Riding Roller CoastersJuly 8, 2011 at 7:30 am
Celebrities are just like us. They like to normal people things like buy their own planes, never have to work, and ride roller coasters. Most of the time celebrities go to great lengths to protect their privacy and avoid photographers, especially when they’re in a controlled environment like an...
The Ultimate Space Shuttle InfographicJuly 8, 2011 at 6:00 am
The modern Space Era is coming to an end. Tomorrow, the country will celebrate the final NASA shuttle launch. After the space shuttle Atlantis launches tomorrow for its final voyage to the International Space Station, the current fleet of NASA shuttles will officially be retired. For the next five years,...
25 Pissed Off Grizzly BearsJuly 7, 2011 at 4:22 pm
A hiker was killed yesterday by a Grizzly Bear in Yellowstone National Park. This is the first time in 25 years that a Grizzly Bear has killed a hiker in Yellowstone, but there have been a high frequency of Grizzly Bear attacks around the park in the past few years. Officials are attributing the spike...
Nuns are CoolJuly 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Nuns are cool, and this picture proves it. It also proves that everyone needs a summer vacation, even bitter old women who spend their days measuring girls’ skirts and smacking kids on the knuckles with rulers. If you’re one of the many, many unfortunate individuals who can’t afford a vacation this year, don’t worry! After you watch Kate Upton’s Sobe Bikini Video, you’ll feel like you’ve been gone for weeks. For an extensive list of the other terrible things that nuns do, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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10 Poisonous Plants That Will Kill You This SummerJuly 7, 2011 at 6:00 am
Everything in Nature is trying to kill you. That’s just a fact. It’s not just the poisonous snakes, insects, and lizards you have to worry about, either. Even the plants want you to die a horrible painful death. Since you’re far more likely to encounter deadly poisonous plants when...
Driving into an Arizona Dust StormJuly 6, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Yesterday, Arizona experienced a Haboob. That’s right: a Haboob. A Haboob is a giant, slow moving dust storm that ominously creeps across the desert during the monsoon season. There are only two places in the world where Haboobs naturally occur: in the Sahara Desert in Africa, and in the Sonoran...
This Guy Really Loves BananasJuly 6, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I can understand why this guy likes bananas so much: they’re the perfect fruit. They have a biodegradable wrapper, they’re perfectly shaped to fit in your hand, they come in six packs, and they even have an easy-pull tab to open them with. Also, they look like a wiener! For more things that look like wieners, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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