Step 1: Familiarize a child with Christian holidays and traditions.
Step 2: Horrify them at a very young age by placing them in incredibly terrifying scenarios (pictured above).
Step 3: Let simmer for 20-25 years.

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Yet another reason why having two hands is better than having one. So, so, so much better. Two handed tennis is sweeping (actually backhanding) the nation.

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This is a pretty accurate relationship pie chart, and nobody should know that better than Brian Austin Green. BAG is known for two things: playing the dorkiest character on Beverly Hills 90210, and locking down the hottest babe in Hollywood, Megan Fox. He should be going out of his way to like everything that Megan likes and hate everything that she hates, but somehow he’s still dragging her to events and forcing misery upon her beautiful, supple…life. Take a look at these pics of Megan Fox looking incredibly bored at some car event that BAG dragged her to recently. Is he insane?! Why would you ever take her out of the bedroom in the first place?!!! For more bad relationship advice and information on bags, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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Tourettes goes well with certain songs.  And the sad part is you can’t tell the difference.

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It’s a good time for a collection of the best Weird Al Yankovic videos, because yesterday Weird Al posted a new Lady Gaga parody video, Perform This Way, on his Youtube channel. When the video was first posted, His Weirdness announced that he’d be including the track on his upcoming album,...

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This amazing man can to everything!  And he’s also a wonderful singer.

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