People Playing in Dangerous WaterfallsJuly 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Three Yosemite hikers are presumed dead after they were swept over a dangerous waterfall yesterday. The hikers climbed over a barricade to play and photograph themselves in a river leading up to a sizable waterfall, and when one of he hikers was swept away by the water a botched rescue attempt resulted...
Daniel Radcliff Likes BoobsJuly 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Daniel Radcliff likes Emma Watson’s boobs a lot, and it kind of makes sense. He’s been hanging out with those boobs almost non-stop for 10 straight years. When he started hanging out with them, they were nothing. NOTHING! Now look at them. They’re slightly something now, and what’s a growing boy to do except stare at those boobs every single time anyone ever takes a picture of the two of them? And if you thought Harry Potter had some nice boobs in it (you’re wrong, by the way), then wait until you see the upcoming Captain Planet movie. For more info on what prolonged exposure to boobs can do to a teenaged boy, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Coolest Time Travelers in Recent HistoryJuly 20, 2011 at 5:00 am
Since the beginning of time, people have been obsessed with it: Time, that is. Time is one of the few things in the world that Man has no control over, and although we’ve tried to grasp Time by the reigns, we’ve never even come close to succeeding. But that hasn’t stopped mankind from...
Rupert Murdoch and his Son Look Like Mr. Burns and SmithersJuly 19, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Earlier today, a really crappy British comedian smashed a pie in Rupert Murdoch‘s face during a parliamentary hearing. The comic made a number of remarks on Twitter before his stunt, including one keen observation that Rupert Murdoch bears an eerie resemblance to The Simpsons character Mr. Burns....
If Turtles are Planking then Planking is DumbJuly 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm
People are getting out of control with internet memes lately. The several-months-old-now trend of planking was tired and played out as soon as it started, with a few exceptions: if you’re going to plank on a busy freeway, on the top of a cathedral, or in another really dangerous place, then by all means take a picture of that and put it on the internet. But if you’re just laying down on your coffee table, that’s not impressive. Here’s a new rule for internet memes: if an animal can do it accidentally, then it’s not cool. That goes for the latest trend of Owling, too. For more things on the internet that suck, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Funny Latte ArtJuly 19, 2011 at 7:00 am
If you like coffee and art, then this is the gallery for you: funny latte art! Artistic people will find any way possible to express their creativity, even if that means drawing pictures in the foam on your latte. Here are some great examples of creative, nerdy, and funny latte art. We apologize for...
30 Inappropriate Candy NamesJuly 18, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Candy is delicious, but sometimes companies come up with some inappropriate candy names for their latest sugary treats. That doesn’t stop us from putting all those disgustingly named candies in our mouths though. Here’s a gallery of inappropriate candy names to prove that it takes more than...
All Of Harry Potter Re-Enacted By Cats In 1 MinuteJuly 18, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Let the cat wizardry begin! Never mess with British cats who know magic.
How to Tell if Your Date is an IdiotJuly 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This technique works whether your date is a man or a woman: just ask them to pose with their food while you take a photo. If they just kind of awkwardly put their face down by their plate and smile, then you’ll know you’re dealing with someone who has an IQ of at least 60. If, however, they pick up the plate, tilt it toward the camera, and dump the food on the table while looking like they’re proudly ripping a huge fart in a fancy restaurant, then you may have an idiot on your hands. If that idiot is hot, just go with it. Speaking of idiots, they’re not just in restaurants anymore. Check out this video of an idiot with a jetpack. To see how an idiot handles social media, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Flying BabiesJuly 18, 2011 at 7:30 am
People love babies. They’re cute and chubby and squishy and when they laugh it seems like every bad thing in the world just doesn’t exist anymore. Here’s something that a lot of people don’t know about babies: they can fly! If you’re one of those annoying skeptics who needs...