Barack Obama is a PirateApril 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Now that President Barack Obama has released his birth certificate, Birthers are frantically searching for a new elaborate conspiracy theory to cling to. I’d like to throw out a suggestion: Barack Obama is secretly a Kenyan Pirate! Do they have pirates in Kenya? Who knows? But this picture of a young Obama dressed as a pirate is undeniable proof that Obama has ties to pirate organizations. I mean, look at that hat. Do you think somebody can just make one of those? Barack Obama is a pirate! For more birther-grade conspiracy theories and instructions on how you can easily make a pirate hat, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Jennifer Lopez Is Turning Japanese. I Really Think So.April 28, 2011 at 11:00 am
Jennifer Lopez is gorgeous. If you like her or hate her it’s hard to argue that fact. She can make any outfit look damn good. Except maybe these outfits. Honestly, while she looks fantastic, she is just a little too covered up for my taste. Maybe it’s because there is not ONE shot of the...
If Summer Movie Posters Were HonestApril 28, 2011 at 10:00 am
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25 Actors Over Six Feet TallApril 28, 2011 at 8:00 am
Actors often seem taller than they are in real life. Watch a Tom Cruise movie and you’d think he was over 6 foot (we all know he is shorter than Suri). All a director needs is a box for the actor to stand on and some tricky photography. Of course, there are the guys that need no help. The big...
Congressmen Make More Money Than Most CelebsApril 28, 2011 at 5:00 am
Congressmen is a cushy job. Many of them make more money than the average celeb. At least people can vote on who we want in Congress. Celebs get famous and we’ve got no say. Online Schools has the breakdown of which Congressmen collect the most bank. Perhaps we all should run for office. Embed...
Blake Lively Mesmorizes At Time Magazine “World’s Most Influential People” PartyApril 28, 2011 at 4:00 am
Gossip Girl star and one of the hottest babes in Hollywood, Blake Lively, unleashes her mesmerizing looks once again at the Time Magazine “World’s Most Influential People” party in New York City. Click here for all the pics.
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The Barack Obama Birth CertificateApril 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Good news, citizens of the United States of America: Barack Obama was actually born! Now that the White House has finally released President Barack Obama’s birth certificate we can all get some sleep at night, instead of lying awake thinking about how Obama could be a top secret Manchurian terrorist...
Likely Outcomes of Owning a Real LightsaberApril 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I always wondered what would happen if you dropped a lightsaber blade-side down. Would it cut through the ground all the way to the center of the earth? If so, how hot would the lightsaber have to get before the beam’s structural integrity became compromised and it just dissipated? Or would it explode? This question alone is reason enough to justify another Star Wars prequel trilogy. Speaking of hot things, these pictures of hot models looking sexy on the beach are enough to make you drop anything you might be holding. For more too-in-depth analysis of fictional objects and technologies, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Jessie J Makes For An Interesting DebateApril 27, 2011 at 11:00 am
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