7 People You’ll Encounter at the Convenience StoreAugust 8, 2011 at 6:00 am
Convenience stores are magical realms of 24-hour adventure. Whether you’re meandering through a convenience store trying to find a decent meal, rummaging through the shelves for a can of un-expired cat food, or just hopping in for a cheese-injected jumbo hot dog, you’re sure to encounter...
Lucille Ball PhotosAugust 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm
If Lucille Ball were still alive, she would be 100 years old today. Many people don’t realize that, before she became the most famous female comedian in the history of show business, Lucille Ball was an accomplished actor and model. In fact, she was smoking hot. She was like Kate Upton, if Kate...
Beware the Butt Slasher!August 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This news anchor’s face pretty much sums up what everyone is thinking: “what the hell does ‘butt slasher’ mean, exactly?” Is it someone dressed in a giant butt costume who runs around cutting people with a knife? Is there a doctor offering crazy discounts on posterior plastic surgery? Is it one of these crazy dudes? Sadly, it’s not nearly as funny as it should be. There’s a weirdo in Virginia who walks into convenience stores and slashes girls’ butts with a razor blade, then runs out of the store. Oh, Virginia, you so crazy! For more ways to senselessly harm innocent people in convenience stores, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Sad Wallstreet TradersAugust 5, 2011 at 6:00 am
The Dow Jones dropped 513 points yesterday, which is the largest drop since the last recession in 2008. That’s good, right? The stock market is like golf, right? The lower the better? Wait, that’s bad? Like, really bad? Well, crap. Looks like it’s time to gear up for a recession within...
Terence McKenna’s ‘Stoned Ape Theory’ Gets AnimatedAugust 4, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Terence McKenna was a philosopher and proponent of psychedelic experimentation up until his death in 2000. In his 1992 book Food of the Gods, Terence offered up an explanation as to how homosapiens experienced such a quick, dramatic, and almost unnatural rise in intelligence millions of years ago that...
Pyro PugAugust 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm
People love dressing their dogs in ridiculous costumes and taking photos of them, but the pug photos are always the best because pugs are outrageously silly looking. The thing I like about the pug photo above is that this clearly took a lot of time to set up. They had to get a stroller, attach a pink parasol, and buy about $300 worth of fireworks for that pink stroller. That’s dedication, and that’s what makes this the most epic pug photo ever. It’s probably not as epic as Literal Couch Surfing, though. For more photos of cute things playing with explosives, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Smartest Animals in the WorldAugust 4, 2011 at 6:00 am
Rise of the Apes opens in theaters tomorrow, and that means two things will be happening next week: James Franco will still be doing something weird and off-beat, and some people are going to be overcome with an inexplicable fear that some super-smart lab apes are going to take over the world and annihilate...
Videos of Pets Falling Down StairsAugust 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Putting a pet into a home with stairs is like putting a group of novice skateboarders into a construction site. Most of the time everything will be fine and boring, but every now and then something completely awesome will occur. It doesn’t matter if it’s a puppy, a hamster, a cat, or even...
Not a Good Time, Horny Caribou!August 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Humans are the only species that considers it inappropriate to just bone anywhere at any time. In other words, we’re the only animals who aren’t animals. If humans acted like caribou, the world would be a cesspool of complete and utter humping-in-public chaos. Imagine if you were just walking through the mall (people still go to the mall, right?) and some dude was aggressively trying to hump a girl who was standing in line at Wetzel’s Pretzels. People would NOT allow that to happen, but in the animal world that’s just how it goes. Speaking of humping and animals, here’s Kate Upton dressed as a farmer’s daughter. For a complete list of all the ways that animals are different than people, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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