7 Old West UFO Encounters That (Probably) Actually HappenedJuly 28, 2011 at 6:00 am
Cowboys & Aliens opens this weekend, and moviegoers are already chomping at the bit for a chance to see cowboys duke it out with UFO’s. As crazy as this genre-blending fantasy world seems, American history boasts a fairly healthy collection of Old West UFO stories during the 1800′s....
This is How You Skydive from One Plane to Another PlaneJuly 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm
It’s so easy!
Step 1: Be absolutely insane.
Step 2: Jump out of a plane.
Step 3: Somehow glide into another plane.
Really, Ramen? Really?July 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm
If you’re single, you’ve probably got a long list of places to pick up chicks, but I bet the grocery store isn’t one of your go-to girl hunting destinations. Fortunately, someone at the Ramen Soup company is in the know, and they’re catering to all the slutty girls who love slurping soup. The next time your hard up for a date, try loitering in the grocery store soup aisle for a few hours. Worst case: people will think you’re really creepy and sad. Best case: you’ll end up helping a slutty girl carry a case of this stuff to her car, and then it’s off to the races. Just make sure it’s not one of these Failing Girls of Summer. For more ways to be creepy and/or pick up chicks, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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30 Foods With Googly EyesJuly 27, 2011 at 7:30 am
Why hasn’t anyone invented edible googly eyes yet? Food is clearly more fun with googly eyes, and it’s also (for some weird, possibly morbid reason) much more fun to eat something when it has eyes attached to it so that it seems like it’s alive. Why can’t I have fun food and then...
8 Videos of Turtles Humping ThingsJuly 27, 2011 at 6:00 am
If you’ve ever seen a video of a turtle humping something before, then you’re already aware of the mind-blowing hilarity that comes with witnessing a turtle in coitus. If you’ve never seen such an act before then you’re in for a real treat, because we’ve collected 8 videos...
The 8 Cheapest Ways to Get DrunkJuly 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Times are tough these days, and many people have trouble just paying their rent on time. In the midst of the worst economic recession since the Great Depression, how are we supposed to get super wasted to forget about our financial misery? It can be tough to find an affordable means of drunkenness, but...
Car Cookies!July 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Who doesn’t want a batch of fresh cookies waiting for them when they’re heading home after a long day’s work? If this car cookie idea actually worked, though, it would be simultaneously the most awesome and sad thing in the world. Awesome because you have cookies, but sad because now you have to drive home in a car that’s hot enough to bake cookies in. Y’know what else is simultaneously awesome and sad? A turtle getting a boner. I know it doesn’t seem like it, but just watch the video. You won’t be disappointed. If it’s disappointment you’re looking for, then check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Family Guy’s Seth McFarlane Explains Who Can Hear StewieJuly 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
A Gallery of Crazy MailboxesJuly 26, 2011 at 6:00 am
The U.S. Postal Service was created on this day in 1775. Since then, people have been going out of their way to entertain their mail carriers by creating and decorating crazy mailboxes to receive their letters, bills, and birthday cards in. You have to have a mailbox, and if you don’t do anything...
Amy Winehouse PhotosJuly 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Amy Winehouse (aka England’s Janis Joplin) died this weekend, and we’ve gathered this collection of Amy Winehouse photos to demonstrate that Amy Winehouse wasn’t always a drunk crackhead with the voice of a thousand angels. The autopsy results aren’t back yet, but Amy Winehouse...