Politicians Eating FoodAugust 15, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Politicians might seem like demons and giant walking buttholes with mouths, but they’re actually people, and people need to eat. Press photographers usually have an unspoken policy against photographing people while they’re eating (mainly because everyone looks stupid when they’re cramming...
Tank Stunt Shows Were AwesomeAugust 15, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Why did we ever stop having tank stunt shows? Who doesn’t want to see this kind of action?! People spend hours at Nascar races just watching a bunch of cars go around in circles over and over. You’re telling me those same people would get no thrill from watching a freakin’ tank jump off of a ramp and crush cars? That’s entertainment. In lieu of a vintage tank stunt show, these 50 awesomely terrible movies should provide adequate entertainment. For more pictures of old things crushing other old things, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Woodstock PhotosAugust 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
Today is the 42 anniversary of Woodstock. Woodstock was a huge event in 1969 where a bunch of sweaty, dirty hippies gathered together in a field t0 drop acid and play in the mud. Apparently, there was also a music festival somewhere nearby, too. The festival was attended by 500,000 dirty hippies over...
Jani Lane is DeadAugust 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Jani Lane, the lead singer from Warrant, was found dead in a crappy Hollywood motel last night at the age of 47. Jani Lane was the front man and songwriter for the popular 80′s glam band Warrant, who is best known for recording the greatest song for strippers to dance to, Cherry Pie. To commemorate...
Real Life Jesus!August 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This is clearly the real Jesus, because a) he’s carrying a cross, which is what Jesus does, and b) he’s got a bag with him that we can only assume is full of prayer answers. Still, he looks a lot older than I expected. If I were Jesus, I’d come back as someone cool, like a smokin’ hot babe or a MMA fighter or something. Then at least people would have a reason to believe you when you say you’re Jesus. Then again, the first time he came he was a carpenter, so maybe dressing like a house painter is just more Jesus’s style. Either way, that wheel certainly would’ve helped him out 2000 years ago. For more completely factual information about Jesus, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The 10 Best Bank Robbers in HistoryAugust 12, 2011 at 6:00 am
30 Minutes or Less opens in theaters tomorrow and, at long last, we’ll finally get to see Jesse Eisenberg and Azis Ansari reluctantly rob a bank together. Most of the time, bank robbers are just desperate bumbling idiots, but every now and then a bank robber comes along that changes everything....
Good AdviceAugust 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Despite the fact that this is a broken “Please Keep Off The Grass” sign, it still offers sound advice. You can only handle so much of that stuff before it starts to really cloud your judgement. Here’s an example: let’s say you’re at a bar and you’re spitting your best game at a super hot babe (by your standards, anyway), but then you find out that she’s a bloodthirsty serial killer. If you’re too hooked on getting some poonani, you’re going to get murdered. If, on the other hand, you take this sign’s advice and ease off it a little, you might just live to tell your story on the website you run, using it as a hypothetical situation to accompany a funny picture you found. For more real-life near death experiences cleverly disguised as fictional examples of survival, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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