• 29 Terrible Jobs That are Worse than Your Job

    29 Terrible Jobs That are Worse than Your Job

    September 5, 2011 at 6:00 am

    I hope you’re enjoying a wonderful Labor Day where you don’t have to wake up early to go to your crappy job and make money for somebody else. It’s easy to spend your entire Labor Day thinking about how much your job sucks, how much you like having the day off, and how your job is probably...

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  • Old Coffee Commercials Were Sexist (Video)

    Old Coffee Commercials Were Sexist (Video)

    September 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Here’s the formula for a coffee commercial in the 1950′s: wife is being obedient and submissive, usually cleaning, cooking, or doing other household chores. Husband complains about wife’s crappy coffee-making skills, and then wife is introduced to new brand of coffee which is so good...

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  • Keanu Reeves Photos

    Keanu Reeves Photos

    September 2, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Today is Keanu Reeves’ birthday, but it doesn’t really matter because Keanu Reeves is immortal. The internet has known this for a long time, and they’ve compiled more than enough photographic evidence to prove it. For example, you’ll notice in this gallery of Keanu Reeves photos...

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  • Golf Looks Awesome

    Golf Looks Awesome

    September 2, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    golf cart on fire accident funnyIf you don’t like playing golf, it’s because you’ve been doing it wrong. Some people think that golf is just about walking around in a big field and hitting a ball into a tiny hole that’s really far away. Those people tend to think that golf is a “lazy man’s” sport, if they even consider it a sport at all. These people are also NOT pyromaniacs. If they were, they would quickly realize that golf’s down-tempo pace and relaxed attitude means that it’s incredibly easy to light stuff on fire during a round of golf. In fact, when it comes to sports where you can light stuff on fire while you’re playing, golf is #1! For more stupid ways to rank the best and worst sports out there, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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  • Muammar Gaddafi Photos

    Muammar Gaddafi Photos

    September 2, 2011 at 7:30 am

    42 years ago today, Muammar Gaddafi led a successful military coupe against the King of Libya. Gaddafi was just a 27-year old army captain at the time, but he was named the Chairman of Libya’s newly established governing body. Gaddafi’s stance was always very pro-Arab, and he quickly established...

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  • If Everything in the Solar System Orbited Earth

    If Everything in the Solar System Orbited Earth

    September 2, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Here’s an interesting video from bradblogspeed.com that illustrates the size of some of the other planets in our solar system. This video realizes the question: “what if the other planets in the solar system orbited Earth at the same distance that the moon does?” We all know that Jupiter is freakin’ huge, but did you realize that it’s this big? And how absolutely terrifying would it be if Jupiter blocked out the entire sky every single night? This is a nightmare world if I’ve ever seen one.

  • 28 Things at the End of the Rainbow

    28 Things at the End of the Rainbow

    September 1, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    For centuries, humans have been fascinated by rainbows, and many cultures (not just the Irish) have long-standing beliefs that treasures abound at the end of the rainbow. Believe it or not, there is something at the end of every rainbow (technically there’s not, though, because rainbows are just...

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  • Jedi Kittens

    Jedi Kittens

    September 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    The adorableness is strong with them.  Jedi kittens are the pets that are hard to handle.

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  • Video of a White Blood Cell Chasing a Bacteria

    Video of a White Blood Cell Chasing a Bacteria

    September 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    Nothing to see here. Just an awesome microscopic video of a white blood cell chasing after a bacteria. I never knew that white blood cells resembled sentient boogers, but the coolest thing about this video is that this process is happening all of the time in your blood stream. While you’re busy...

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  • Greatest Invention of the 21st Century?

    Greatest Invention of the 21st Century?

    September 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    heinz ketchup dipsWe’re only 11 years into the 21st century, but future inventors are going to have a tough time besting Heinz’s latest move. Why has it taken so long for these to come out?! These Heinz Ketchup Dip things solve every ketchup-related problem one could ever encounter. You want to squeeze your ketchup? Great, because they totally do that. Oh, you’d prefer to just dip your fries in ketchup instead? Perfect, because they do that to, and you don’t have to just make a pile of ketchup on a napkin or that weird fast food tray paper thing. In conclusion: nice move, Heinz. For more information about condiment packaging than you could ever possibly want, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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  • Dog Performs Heimlich Maneuver On Cat

    Dog Performs Heimlich Maneuver On Cat

    September 1, 2011 at 10:00 am

    That cat is really lucky he was there to save him.  No worries here!

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  • Photos of Bill O’Reilly Making Stupid Faces

    Photos of Bill O’Reilly Making Stupid Faces

    September 1, 2011 at 7:00 am

    Regardless of your personal political beliefs, I think we can all wholeheartedly agree that Bill O’Reilly is a total jerk-off. He’s a hateful, insulting fear-mongerer who does more to perpetuate hatred and slander than he does to inform his viewers of current events, and his style of broadcast...

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  • The Best Steven Seagal Fight Scenes

    The Best Steven Seagal Fight Scenes

    September 1, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Steven Seagal is making headlines again, but this time it’s not for something super creepy and disturbing like using his assistants as sex slaves and locking them in cages. No, it’s much more tame than that: Steven Seagal recently drove a tank through someone’s house and killed a puppy....

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