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  • Banned 90′s Lunchables Commercial

    Banned 90′s Lunchables Commercial

    August 11, 2011 at 10:00 am

    When keeping it real goes way wrong.  Give me my Lunchablezzzz and Capri Sunzzzzzz.

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  • Horsemaning Meme Photos

    Horsemaning Meme Photos

    August 11, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Horsemaning is the latest photo meme that’s heating up on the internet, and we’ve got the horsemaning meme photos to prove it. Horsemaning is kind of like the recent planking meme, with two important distinctions: 1) the first photo in the gallery below was taken in 1920, which makes Horsemaning...

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  • 10 Immortal Celebrities Who Don’t Age

    10 Immortal Celebrities Who Don’t Age

    August 11, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Here’s a scientific fact for you: there are some immortal celebrities who don’t age (note: science has never proven this). Every now and then, you see a celebrity in a movie and think to yourself “Wow! I remember seeing this actor in a movie 20 years ago and he/she looked exactly the...

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  • London Riot Tourism Video

    August 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm


    The UK’s tourism marketing organization, VisitBritain, created a multi-million dollar ad campaign featuring a montage of beautiful places in the UK coupled with voiceovers from a host of famous Brits like Rupert Everett and Dame Judy Dench. In the wake of the ongoing riots that are burning London to the ground as we speak, VisitBritain pulled the ads, but not before some savvy internet nerds grabbed the audio from the tourism video and dropped it over some incredible riot footage. The result is a simultaneously horrifying and ironically hilarious tourism video of famous people inviting you to come to the UK and riot your butt off. This is what the internet is for, people!

     

  • Ducks Cross The Street

    Ducks Cross The Street

    August 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Ducks have to cross the street, too.  They should have animal crosswalks to make it easier.

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  • How to Win a Riot

    How to Win a Riot

    August 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    london riotsI’ve never been in a riot, but I’m assuming that the only reason people would fight each other, destroy property, and light things on fire is because there’s some sort of unspoken victory or defeat at stake. Therefore, it’s safe to assume that the goal of any right-minded rioter is to beat the police, right? If that’s the goal of rioting, then using video game magic is clearly the best way to accomplish it. After all, there’s no cop on earth who can stop a Street Fighter Hadouken. People are rioting like crazy these days so if you happen to find yourself in the midst of a riot, it’s probably best to just run away, as long as your not with a girl who gets attacked by ghosts while she’s running. If that’s the case, then you’re screwed. For more helpful yet speculative rioting tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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  • 30 Awesome Guitar Faces

    30 Awesome Guitar Faces

    August 10, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Guitar Face (n.): The face that an incredible guitar player makes during a rockin’ guitar solo. Today is the 74th anniversary of the day the electric guitar was patented (like you didn’t already know that), so we’re celebrating with this gallery of rock legends giving us their best...

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  • Great Bromances in World History

    Great Bromances in World History

    August 10, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Urban Dictionary defines bromance as “a non-sexual relationship between two men that are unusually close.”  In essence, it is a close partnership between gentlemen that exceeds friendship, but falls short of romantic affection.  Today, the term has been hijacked by spikey-haired douchebags...

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  • Animals on Trampolines (Videos)

    Animals on Trampolines (Videos)

    August 9, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Animals on trampolines are hilarious. If you’ve ever been on a trampoline before, then you already know how strange it is. It’s difficult for your body to grasp the concept of a trampoline even when we’re smart enough to completely understand how it works. Now imagine that you have...

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  • Worst Babysitters Ever

    Worst Babysitters Ever

    August 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    zombies eating babyWarning: no matter how cheap their rates are, you should NEVER let a horde of punk rock zombies babysit your child. Zombies eat people, and a baby is just a little tiny person who can’t do anything (like defend itself, cry for help, call the authorities, etc.). That’s why, no matter how much your baby seems to be smiling and enjoying his time with the zombies, you should never leave the baby alone with them. They will eat it. That’s what zombies do. The only time it’s okay to leave your baby alone with zombies is if the baby is an adorable baby bear, because it’ll be able to take care of itself. A single baby bear is no match for even the largest horde of irritable zombies. For more baby tending tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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  • The Amazing World of Drug Submarines Infographic

    The Amazing World of Drug Submarines Infographic

    August 9, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Did you ever wonder how drugs keep getting into the U.S.? We’ve secured the crap out of the borders, and we dedicated billions of dollars to the War on Drugs over the past twenty years, but drugs are still getting across our borders. So how do those sneaky drug smugglers do it? Submarines. It might...

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  • Babies in Tuxedos

    Babies in Tuxedos

    August 9, 2011 at 6:00 am

    There’s something strangely magical about babies in tuxedos. They’re like less threatening versions of the weird little backwards-talking dwarf in Twin Peaks. Most of the time babies just look like babies, but when babies are wearing tuxedos they all start to look like drunk wedding crashers....

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  • Tottenham Riot Photos

    Tottenham Riot Photos

    August 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    This weekend, London hosted the biggest riots the city has seen in 30 years. The rioting occured in the North London suburb of Tottenhem where, a few days ago, police shot and killed a suspected criminal in the streets in broad daylight. While this may seem like a fairly common occurence in the U.S.,...

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