Car Cookies!July 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Who doesn’t want a batch of fresh cookies waiting for them when they’re heading home after a long day’s work? If this car cookie idea actually worked, though, it would be simultaneously the most awesome and sad thing in the world. Awesome because you have cookies, but sad because now you have to drive home in a car that’s hot enough to bake cookies in. Y’know what else is simultaneously awesome and sad? A turtle getting a boner. I know it doesn’t seem like it, but just watch the video. You won’t be disappointed. If it’s disappointment you’re looking for, then check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
GorillaMask – Turtle Rapes a Squeeze Toy
Celebslam – A HUGE Gallery of Celeb Comic Con Babes
Super Booyah – 25 Horrifying Cook Books
Caveman Circus – 8 Insanely Unhealthy Fast Food Items
CityRag – The World According to New York
Holy Taco – Wresting is Gross
Maxim – The Worst Haircuts EVER
Linkiest – Guy Makes Music Video to Win Back Girlfriend
Moe Jackson – Kristen Stewart is Still Awkward, Weird
Cracked - 8 Types of Blogs that Totally Suck
Family Guy’s Seth McFarlane Explains Who Can Hear StewieJuly 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
A Gallery of Crazy MailboxesJuly 26, 2011 at 6:00 am
The U.S. Postal Service was created on this day in 1775. Since then, people have been going out of their way to entertain their mail carriers by creating and decorating crazy mailboxes to receive their letters, bills, and birthday cards in. You have to have a mailbox, and if you don’t do anything...
Amy Winehouse PhotosJuly 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Amy Winehouse (aka England’s Janis Joplin) died this weekend, and we’ve gathered this collection of Amy Winehouse photos to demonstrate that Amy Winehouse wasn’t always a drunk crackhead with the voice of a thousand angels. The autopsy results aren’t back yet, but Amy Winehouse...
Celebrity Babes at Comic Con 2011July 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm
For those of you who have been living under a rock for your entire lives, Comic Con happened this weekend. Comic Con is an annual convention in San Diego where nerds dress up as their favorite character from nerd culture (i.e. – comic books, cartoons, video games, movies, etc.) and try to get a picture with a super hot celebrity babe who’s dressed up as a nerdy character so that they can be one step closer to living out their fantasy of boning a hot chick and a cartoon character at the same time. Our friends at celebslam have gathered a massive photo gallery of all the hot celebrity babes who attended Comic Con. For more hot babes trying to avoid drooling nerds, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Celebslam – Celebrity Hotties of Comicon
Gorillamask – Seinfeld: The Human Fund Trailer
Cracked – 7 Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs
Caveman Circus - Kate Upton’s Twitter Pics
CityRag - Kristin Cavallari is HOT
Holy Taco - Wrestling is Weird
Linkiest – 10 Best Pole Dancing Fails of All Time
Moe Jackson – Glee’s Lea Michele Looks Like a Dude
Maxim – What Happened at Comic Con
A Gallery of Old Train Wreck PhotosJuly 25, 2011 at 7:00 am
The first train wreck in U.S. history occurred on this day in 1832. A train carried a load of passengers to demonstrate the locomotive’s ability to transport massive quantities of heavy stone. During the demonstration, the train derailed and fell over a 34 foot cliff, killing one passenger and...
Flowchart: Which Pop Culture Nurse Would You Choose?July 25, 2011 at 6:00 am
Nurses are great. They’re helpful, they take care of you when you need it the most, and sometimes they’re smoking hot. But if you find yourself in need of some serious medical attention, what pop culture nurse would be best for your individual needs? Thankfully, the good people at CertifiedNursingAssistant...
Captain America Fan ArtJuly 22, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Captain America opens in theaters today, and moviegoers are already lining up to see their favorite patriotic super hero, Captain America, in action. Since his debut in 1941, Captain America has captured the America-loving hearts and minds of fans not only in the U.S. but around the world, and we’ve...
Cutest Tattoo Ever?July 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This might be the cutest tattoo ever, but I can’t decide if it would help you pick up chicks or not. On the one hand it’s super adorable, and girls would Ooh and Aah over it all night, so it might be easy to get one of those fine ladies home. On the other hand, she’ll know you have a kid, which means you probably have a wife (or at least a babymama), and that might be a turn off. It’s tough to say. I could probably settle this debate if I just asked a girl for her opinion, but that would require me talking to a girl, so I guess we’ll just have to die with this unsolved mystery. For more mysteries that could easily be solved by talking to girls, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Maxim – Girls on Trampolines!
Super Booyah – The 100 Funniest Mugshot T-Shirts Ever
Linkiest – Boobs & Guns (video)
Hollywood Tuna – Sexy Go Go Dancers
Uproxx – Harrison Ford Stoned on Letterman
Holy Taco – Roller Coasters are Funny
Caveman Circus - Vanessa Goodmanson is HOT
Bro Bible – A Bunch of Summer Girls Failing at Things
Cracked – 4 Inexplicably Huge Internet Trends
GorillaMask – The ‘Seize the Testicles’ Fighting Technique
The Worst Theme Parks in the WorldJuly 22, 2011 at 6:00 am
Summer is a great time to toss the family in the minivan, pick up a week’s worth of Ritz crackers and gummy worms, and hit the open road for a good ol’ fashioned family vacation. If you’re lucky enough to be one of the few Americans who can afford a vacation this year, there are plenty...
A Gallery of Underwater TigersJuly 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Tigers are awesome. They’re the only members of the cat family that actually enjoy being in water, and they absolutely love swimming. If you thought getting attacked by a tiger was terrible, imagine how you’d feel when you ran from that tiger and jumped in a pool for safety, and then that...