The Amazing World of Drug Submarines InfographicAugust 9, 2011 at 10:42 am
Did you ever wonder how drugs keep getting into the U.S.? We’ve secured the crap out of the borders, and we dedicated billions of dollars to the War on Drugs over the past twenty years, but drugs are still getting across our borders. So how do those sneaky drug smugglers do it? Submarines. It might...
Babies in TuxedosAugust 9, 2011 at 6:00 am
There’s something strangely magical about babies in tuxedos. They’re like less threatening versions of the weird little backwards-talking dwarf in Twin Peaks. Most of the time babies just look like babies, but when babies are wearing tuxedos they all start to look like drunk wedding crashers....
Tottenham Riot PhotosAugust 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm
This weekend, London hosted the biggest riots the city has seen in 30 years. The rioting occured in the North London suburb of Tottenhem where, a few days ago, police shot and killed a suspected criminal in the streets in broad daylight. While this may seem like a fairly common occurence in the U.S.,...
Introducing the Space PonchoAugust 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm
According to this poncho’s packaging it’s perfect for emergencies, sporting events, space travel, and space. Yes, that’s right: space travel. If you really think about it, what is a space suit? It’s just a really fancy poncho, and the most difficult aspect of being in space (aside from the complete lack of oxygen, deadly freezing temperatures, and infinite darkness) is precipitation. You don’t want to be damp during space travel, do you? That’s why you need a poncho. Of course, everybody who ever wears ponchos looks completely ridiculous, which is why you need a neon poncho, to show that you’re dry, economical, and fashionable. For more great space travel fashion tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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7 People You’ll Encounter at the Convenience StoreAugust 8, 2011 at 6:00 am
Convenience stores are magical realms of 24-hour adventure. Whether you’re meandering through a convenience store trying to find a decent meal, rummaging through the shelves for a can of un-expired cat food, or just hopping in for a cheese-injected jumbo hot dog, you’re sure to encounter...
Lucille Ball PhotosAugust 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm
If Lucille Ball were still alive, she would be 100 years old today. Many people don’t realize that, before she became the most famous female comedian in the history of show business, Lucille Ball was an accomplished actor and model. In fact, she was smoking hot. She was like Kate Upton, if Kate...
Beware the Butt Slasher!August 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This news anchor’s face pretty much sums up what everyone is thinking: “what the hell does ‘butt slasher’ mean, exactly?” Is it someone dressed in a giant butt costume who runs around cutting people with a knife? Is there a doctor offering crazy discounts on posterior plastic surgery? Is it one of these crazy dudes? Sadly, it’s not nearly as funny as it should be. There’s a weirdo in Virginia who walks into convenience stores and slashes girls’ butts with a razor blade, then runs out of the store. Oh, Virginia, you so crazy! For more ways to senselessly harm innocent people in convenience stores, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Sad Wallstreet TradersAugust 5, 2011 at 6:00 am
The Dow Jones dropped 513 points yesterday, which is the largest drop since the last recession in 2008. That’s good, right? The stock market is like golf, right? The lower the better? Wait, that’s bad? Like, really bad? Well, crap. Looks like it’s time to gear up for a recession within...
Terence McKenna’s ‘Stoned Ape Theory’ Gets AnimatedAugust 4, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Terence McKenna was a philosopher and proponent of psychedelic experimentation up until his death in 2000. In his 1992 book Food of the Gods, Terence offered up an explanation as to how homosapiens experienced such a quick, dramatic, and almost unnatural rise in intelligence millions of years ago that...
Pyro PugAugust 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm
People love dressing their dogs in ridiculous costumes and taking photos of them, but the pug photos are always the best because pugs are outrageously silly looking. The thing I like about the pug photo above is that this clearly took a lot of time to set up. They had to get a stroller, attach a pink parasol, and buy about $300 worth of fireworks for that pink stroller. That’s dedication, and that’s what makes this the most epic pug photo ever. It’s probably not as epic as Literal Couch Surfing, though. For more photos of cute things playing with explosives, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Smartest Animals in the WorldAugust 4, 2011 at 6:00 am
Rise of the Apes opens in theaters tomorrow, and that means two things will be happening next week: James Franco will still be doing something weird and off-beat, and some people are going to be overcome with an inexplicable fear that some super-smart lab apes are going to take over the world and annihilate...