30 Foods With Googly EyesJuly 27, 2011 at 7:30 am
Why hasn’t anyone invented edible googly eyes yet? Food is clearly more fun with googly eyes, and it’s also (for some weird, possibly morbid reason) much more fun to eat something when it has eyes attached to it so that it seems like it’s alive. Why can’t I have fun food and then...
8 Videos of Turtles Humping ThingsJuly 27, 2011 at 6:00 am
If you’ve ever seen a video of a turtle humping something before, then you’re already aware of the mind-blowing hilarity that comes with witnessing a turtle in coitus. If you’ve never seen such an act before then you’re in for a real treat, because we’ve collected 8 videos...
The 8 Cheapest Ways to Get DrunkJuly 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Times are tough these days, and many people have trouble just paying their rent on time. In the midst of the worst economic recession since the Great Depression, how are we supposed to get super wasted to forget about our financial misery? It can be tough to find an affordable means of drunkenness, but...
Car Cookies!July 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Who doesn’t want a batch of fresh cookies waiting for them when they’re heading home after a long day’s work? If this car cookie idea actually worked, though, it would be simultaneously the most awesome and sad thing in the world. Awesome because you have cookies, but sad because now you have to drive home in a car that’s hot enough to bake cookies in. Y’know what else is simultaneously awesome and sad? A turtle getting a boner. I know it doesn’t seem like it, but just watch the video. You won’t be disappointed. If it’s disappointment you’re looking for, then check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
GorillaMask – Turtle Rapes a Squeeze Toy
Celebslam – A HUGE Gallery of Celeb Comic Con Babes
Super Booyah – 25 Horrifying Cook Books
Caveman Circus – 8 Insanely Unhealthy Fast Food Items
CityRag – The World According to New York
Holy Taco – Wresting is Gross
Maxim – The Worst Haircuts EVER
Linkiest – Guy Makes Music Video to Win Back Girlfriend
Moe Jackson – Kristen Stewart is Still Awkward, Weird
Cracked - 8 Types of Blogs that Totally Suck
Family Guy’s Seth McFarlane Explains Who Can Hear StewieJuly 26, 2011 at 10:00 am
A Gallery of Crazy MailboxesJuly 26, 2011 at 6:00 am
The U.S. Postal Service was created on this day in 1775. Since then, people have been going out of their way to entertain their mail carriers by creating and decorating crazy mailboxes to receive their letters, bills, and birthday cards in. You have to have a mailbox, and if you don’t do anything...
Amy Winehouse PhotosJuly 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Amy Winehouse (aka England’s Janis Joplin) died this weekend, and we’ve gathered this collection of Amy Winehouse photos to demonstrate that Amy Winehouse wasn’t always a drunk crackhead with the voice of a thousand angels. The autopsy results aren’t back yet, but Amy Winehouse...
Celebrity Babes at Comic Con 2011July 25, 2011 at 1:00 pm
For those of you who have been living under a rock for your entire lives, Comic Con happened this weekend. Comic Con is an annual convention in San Diego where nerds dress up as their favorite character from nerd culture (i.e. – comic books, cartoons, video games, movies, etc.) and try to get a picture with a super hot celebrity babe who’s dressed up as a nerdy character so that they can be one step closer to living out their fantasy of boning a hot chick and a cartoon character at the same time. Our friends at celebslam have gathered a massive photo gallery of all the hot celebrity babes who attended Comic Con. For more hot babes trying to avoid drooling nerds, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Celebslam – Celebrity Hotties of Comicon
Gorillamask – Seinfeld: The Human Fund Trailer
Cracked – 7 Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs
Caveman Circus - Kate Upton’s Twitter Pics
CityRag - Kristin Cavallari is HOT
Holy Taco - Wrestling is Weird
Linkiest – 10 Best Pole Dancing Fails of All Time
Moe Jackson – Glee’s Lea Michele Looks Like a Dude
Maxim – What Happened at Comic Con
A Gallery of Old Train Wreck PhotosJuly 25, 2011 at 7:00 am
The first train wreck in U.S. history occurred on this day in 1832. A train carried a load of passengers to demonstrate the locomotive’s ability to transport massive quantities of heavy stone. During the demonstration, the train derailed and fell over a 34 foot cliff, killing one passenger and...
Flowchart: Which Pop Culture Nurse Would You Choose?July 25, 2011 at 6:00 am
Nurses are great. They’re helpful, they take care of you when you need it the most, and sometimes they’re smoking hot. But if you find yourself in need of some serious medical attention, what pop culture nurse would be best for your individual needs? Thankfully, the good people at CertifiedNursingAssistant...