25 Funny Food TrucksAugust 2, 2011 at 6:00 am
Over the past couple of years food trucks have been popping up in metropolitan areas like crazy, and now Los Angeles and New York City are home to billions of up-and-coming food trucks. With all that food truck competition, food truck proprietors have to find new and creative ways to get noticed and...
Girls Are Bad at MotocrossAugust 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Men are better than women at sports. That’s just a simple fact that 30 seconds of any WNBA game will prove without question, and there’s nothing wrong with that. There are plenty of things that women are way better at than men so let us have our sports, ladies. Having said that, I couldn’t...
Cute Phone, BroAugust 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Nothing like a buff dude trying to look manly with a Hello Kitty phone. To counteract the effects of looking at this douchebag, you’d better check out the extreme hotness of Angela Sarafyan. For more dudes who seem manly but are actually super girly, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Maxim – Angela Sarafyan is HOT
SuperBooyah – 50 Examples of Accidental Racism
Linkiest – John Cleese: The Difference Between Football & Soccer
Holy Taco – Whales are Funny
Moe Jackson – Adriana Lima in a Bikini
Gorillamask – Jon LaJoie’s “F*** Everything”
CityRag – Olivia Munn is Still VERY HOT
CelebSlam – Holly Madison Won Something Stupid
Smoking Jacket – Marc Maron Disses Dane Cook
Caveman Circus – A Super Hot Girl with a Stripper Name
25 MTV Cakes for MTV’s 30th BirthdayAugust 1, 2011 at 7:30 am
Today is MTV’s 30th birthday, and we’ve collected some MTV birthday cake photos! You can tell MTV is turning 30 today because instead of being hip and cool like it was 15 years ago, now it spends most of its time being boring and taking care of 12-year olds. Nonetheless, MTV is one of the...
What Your Favorite Ice Cream Says About YouAugust 1, 2011 at 6:00 am
Ice cream. It’s cold. It’s delicious. It’s the perfect summer treat, but with so many different flavors and varieties, how can you possibly choose one flavor of ice cream to be your favorite? However impossible it may seem, we’ve all somehow managed to narrow down the millions...
30 Objects with FacesJuly 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Whether you like it or not, you’re constantly surrounded by objects with faces. You may not notice them all the time because your brain learns to tune them out. When you look at objects you see them as what they are: a muffin, a faucet, or a computer mouse. But your brain also has an uncanny ability...
How to Tell if Your Daughter is a RepublicanJuly 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Things to know about political rallies: 1) They’re an adult’s equivalent of Skype sexing. 2) They are mind-numbingly boring for children. Case in point: the little girl in the picture above. She couldn’t be more bored if she was listening to The Canterbury Tales audio book during an accounting seminar in the middle of a dirt field in Iowa. It’s okay, little girl, it gets better! As soon as we elect Justin Bieber as president, you’ll start to appreciate political rallies for what they are: a bunch of poor people gathering together to anxiously stare at a rich person they’ve seen on TV. Bieber/Usher 2032! For more incredibly accurate projections on the future of U.S. politics, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
GorillaMask – Terrified Guy vs. Fireworks Explosion
Celebslam – The Olsen Twins are Selling $39k Purses Now
Super Booyah – 50 Best E-Bay Postings of All Time
Caveman Circus – Jayden Cole is HOT
CityRag -Christopher Walken is Going Crazy (er, Crazier)
Holy Taco – Ride Pimped
Maxim – Girls Talk About Video Chat Sex
Linkiest – Rock n Roll Bikini Contest Video
Moe Jackson – The Playboy Twins are Still Alive, Still HOT
Cracked – Jobs That Are Harder Than You Think
The Craziest Swallowed and Inserted Objects (Infographic)July 29, 2011 at 7:30 am
People are weird. For centuries, humans have been testing themselves to see what they can fit inside their bodies. Some have chosen to swallow weird things, while others have chosen to test their body’s tolerance of foreign objects through…um,…less sanitary orifices. The incredible...