How to Tell if Your Daughter is a RepublicanJuly 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Things to know about political rallies: 1) They’re an adult’s equivalent of Skype sexing. 2) They are mind-numbingly boring for children. Case in point: the little girl in the picture above. She couldn’t be more bored if she was listening to The Canterbury Tales audio book during an accounting seminar in the middle of a dirt field in Iowa. It’s okay, little girl, it gets better! As soon as we elect Justin Bieber as president, you’ll start to appreciate political rallies for what they are: a bunch of poor people gathering together to anxiously stare at a rich person they’ve seen on TV. Bieber/Usher 2032! For more incredibly accurate projections on the future of U.S. politics, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Craziest Swallowed and Inserted Objects (Infographic)July 29, 2011 at 7:30 am
People are weird. For centuries, humans have been testing themselves to see what they can fit inside their bodies. Some have chosen to swallow weird things, while others have chosen to test their body’s tolerance of foreign objects through…um,…less sanitary orifices. The incredible...
27 Unusual BrasJuly 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Y’know what the best thing about a bra is? That it’s usually filled with boobs. You can easily cover boobs with a normal, everyday bra that’s made of boring fabric and dull colors. Or, you can create a bra that’s clever, kooky, weird, nerdy, dangerous, or just downright awesome....
Manta Ray Photobomb!July 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm
You don’t often see a manta ray photobomb. I mean, who just picks up a manta ray and carries it around, then sees someone taking a picture and thinks, “well, I’m already holding this manta ray. I might as well use it to be hilarious without these people knowing until after they’ve already taken their picture!”. That’s impressive. If you really want to be impressed, though, try surviving a bootleg firworks Apocalypse, and for more fun and exciting pranks to pull the next time you’re holding a manta ray, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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7 Old West UFO Encounters That (Probably) Actually HappenedJuly 28, 2011 at 6:00 am
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This is How You Skydive from One Plane to Another PlaneJuly 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm
It’s so easy!
Step 1: Be absolutely insane.
Step 2: Jump out of a plane.
Step 3: Somehow glide into another plane.
Really, Ramen? Really?July 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm
If you’re single, you’ve probably got a long list of places to pick up chicks, but I bet the grocery store isn’t one of your go-to girl hunting destinations. Fortunately, someone at the Ramen Soup company is in the know, and they’re catering to all the slutty girls who love slurping soup. The next time your hard up for a date, try loitering in the grocery store soup aisle for a few hours. Worst case: people will think you’re really creepy and sad. Best case: you’ll end up helping a slutty girl carry a case of this stuff to her car, and then it’s off to the races. Just make sure it’s not one of these Failing Girls of Summer. For more ways to be creepy and/or pick up chicks, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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