Really, Barnes & Noble? Really?August 26, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Good news: Barnes & Noble sells autographed copies of The Bible! Bad news: they’re autographed by the last douchebag who picked up the book, stuck a sticker on it, and then signed his name on the inside cover. For more drawn out explanations of funny pictures, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Burning Man PhotosAugust 26, 2011 at 6:00 am
Strap on your fanny pack full of LSD and cover yourself in dirt, because Burning Man is this weekend! Burning Man is an annual festival where a bunch of weirdos venture out into the middle of the god-forsaken desert in Nevada to drop acid, get naked, build things out of junk, and then burn those things...
Scientists Discovered a Diamond PlanetAugust 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Breaking news from deep space: scientists have discovered a planet in our own galaxy that appears to be made of diamonds. Ladies: feel free to look down disappointingly at your wedding rings now. The Diamond Planet, which orbits an extremely dense neutron star about 4,000 lightyears away from Earth,...
Sir Sean Connery PhotosAugust 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Happy Birthday to Sir Sean Connery, who is 81 years old today. Sean Connery is probably best known as the voice of Draco the Dragon in the film Dragonheart (you remember that movie, right? Of course you do!), but he also portrayed the best, most famous James Bond ever, the bad guy in Hunt for Red October,...
Why You Shouldn’t Swim After a HurricaneAugust 25, 2011 at 12:13 pm
This picture was taken in Puerto Rico shortly after Hurricane Irene ravaged the island. Yes, that’s a shark swimming down the street next to a car, and this is exactly why authorities in NYC are warning people not to go swimming in flood waters after a hurricane. Sharks go where fish go, and fish go where water goes, and if that water (and those subsequent fish) happen to be right outside your front door, then guess where that freakin’ shark’s going to be?! For more post-hurricane survival advice from someone who’s never been in a hurricane EVER, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Steve Jobs PhotosAugust 25, 2011 at 8:00 am
Steve Jobs submitted his letter of resignation to Apple yesterday, which means he’s officially stepping down as the CEO of Apple. He suggested Apple’s Chief of Sales and Operations, Tim Cook, as his successor. Cook has been running the place since Jobs took a medical leave of absence in 2009,...
This is What It Sounds Like When Beatboxers Hang OutAugust 25, 2011 at 7:00 am
NBC’s The Sing Off is still a few weeks away from its premiere, but the show’s All-Star acapella contestants are already releasing loads of behind-the-scenes and not-gonna-be-seen-on-TV acapella goodness for fans to enjoy. If you’ve never seen The Sing Off before, just imagine American...
Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of AppleAugust 25, 2011 at 6:00 am
Big news from Silicon Valley (where they grow all the computers): Steve Jobs has officially resigned as the CEO of Apple Computers. In his over 30-year reign as the CEO of Apple Computers, Steve Jobs has single-handedly (with the help of his company, of course) revolutionized the world of computing technology,...
The Worst Sports Video Games Of All TimeAugust 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm
If you never played James Buster Douglas Boxing for the Sega Genesis then you missed out on one of the worst boxing games ever made. You also missed out on one of the funniest accidental easter eggs in video game history because everyone in the crowd appeared to be “pleasuring” themselves…...
Photos of People Ignoring Horrific FiresAugust 24, 2011 at 2:43 pm
House fires happen every day, and the local fire department is usually fantastic at responding to and extinguishing said house fires, but every now and then they decide to ignore the “putting it out” part of firefighting and just take photos in front of the fire instead. Sometimes it’s...