The Best Kickoff Returns in NFL HistoryAugust 23, 2011 at 6:00 am
Football is back! If you’ve been watching the new NFL football season, you may have noticed an important change in this season’s rules: the kickoff line has been bumped up 10 yards to ensure more touch-backs, thereby limiting the most dangerous/awesome part of any football game: the kickoff...
Pro Athletes In Their College DaysAugust 22, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Once a person leaves college, they spend their rest of their lives figuring out how to get back. The endless parties, sleeping in until noon, they endless supply of cafeteria french fries and the beautiful female college co-eds. This is true of everyone except for professional athletes who look back...
Photos of Hurricanes Taken From SpaceAugust 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Hurricane Irene is a powerful storm that’s quickly closing in on the great state of Florida. She’s already pounded Puerto with 81mph winds, and she’s only getting stronger. Brace yourself, Florida and the entire East Coast, because it’s going to be a wild ride. We’re bound...
Two-Face CatAugust 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Great news for anyone who’s trying to build a gallery of the cat versions of every Batman character: I found your two-face! Better news for anyone who’s ready to take a break from building their cat versions of Batman characters gallery to look at some hot chicks: I found this hot chick for you. You’re welcome. For more info on cats, Batman, and hot girls, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Super Booyah – The 30 Dumbest Video Games Ever
Caveman Circus - Lana Lopez is HOT
Celebslam – Ashton Kutcher is Buying Friends Now
Maxim – The Ballsiest Criminals of All Time
Gorillamask – Kid Trolls Kardashian Wedding News Coverage
Linkiest – Crazy Bikini Contest Video
College Humor - If Historical Figures Had Pick Up Lines
Cracked – 5 Affordable Sci-Fi Inventions
Uncoached – 6 Superficial Traits Women Look For
25 Awesome Macbook StickersAugust 22, 2011 at 7:30 am
Apple fans love their Macbooks, and every Macbook comes with a light up apple logo on the back. Naturally, Macbook owners have set out to find the most interesting way to decorate and personalize their Macbooks, while at the same time incorporating the iconic apple logo that’s stamped onto the...
A Gallery of Birds with ArmsAugust 19, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Birds are amazing creatures, but they’ve been held back by one evolutionary shortcoming: they don’t have arms. If there were birds with arms flying around, we’d all be long dead and they’d be the dominant species on the planet. Fortunately, a decent amount of the internet has...
Do NOT Go Outside TodayAugust 19, 2011 at 1:00 pm
70% is pretty high. A rufied drunk girl in a locker room at Duke University only has a 68% chance, so 70% is pretty damn high. I’d recommend not going outside today. Tomorrow should be great, though! Instead of venturing out into the world of probable rape today, just stay at home and watch the Street Fighter Porn, which is a real thing that actually exists. For more about the odds of horrific things happening on a given day of the week, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Maxim – Rose McGowan is HOT
Gorillamask – Little Kids Face vs. Ipad
Caveman Circus - Sex Advice from a Pornstar
City Rag – Rachel Nichols is HOT
Uproxx – Hollywood’s Shortest Marriages
Film Drunk – The Hangover is Just a Simpson’s Episode
Linkiest – Why You Shouldn’t Fall Asleep in a Comedy Club
Moe Jackson – Eva Longoria Stuffs her Bra
Celebslam – This is the Chick Who’s Stalking Kanye West
Guyism – There’s a Street Fighter 2 Porn!
25 Actors Before They Were Famous Wrapped Up In 3 MinutesAugust 19, 2011 at 10:00 am
It would’ve been cooler if it was in 2 minutes. 3 minutes for all of these famous people just seems like it is too long.
A Collection of Racist AdvertisementsAugust 19, 2011 at 6:00 am
Earlier this week, Roots drummer Questlove lashed out on Twitter and Facebook against Nivea for this racist advertisement, which seems to depict a refined black guy holding the decapitated head of a scruffy looking black dude (who looks a lot like Questlove), that’s deemed “uncivilized”....
Photos of Dogs SkydivingAugust 18, 2011 at 3:00 pm
There’s a popular photo going around today featuring a pug strapped to a skydiver in mid-freefall. It’s the first photo in this gallery, and while it’s definitely an awesome photo, this is not the first dog to ever jump out of a plane strapped to a human. In fact, it’s not even...
Do You Recognize this Family of Superficial D-bags?August 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
When it comes to superficial, talentless families who are famous for no clear reason, there’s no dynasty quite like this one. Here’s a picture of them from before their daughter was old enough to make a (fairly boring) sex tape that skyrocketed them to unjustifiable fame. Can you name the family? Here’s a hint: one of the daughters is hot, one of them is weird looking, and one of them bears an uncanny resemblance to Shrek. Here’s another hint: it’s the Kardashians, and Kim is the one on the right who looks like a cancer patient. For more pictures of things that look like Shrek, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
Maxim – The Hot Chick from Final Destination 5 is HOT
Super Booyah – 20 Animals That Might Be Gay
City Rag – Anderson Cooper Thinks Poo is Funny
Celebslam – Salma Hayek Talks About Her Boobs
Linkiest - Do Girls w/ Fake Boobs Like to Do It More?
Guyism – The Next Call of Duty Will Have Zombies in Space
Gorillamask – Captain America vs. A Firework
Uproxx – Gwyneth Paltrow is Just a Crappy Person
Cracked – 6 Ways Your Brain can Malfunction
Caveman Circus – What to Eat When You’re Drunk