The History Behind the New Washington Wizards JerseysMay 10, 2011 at 3:42 pm
The new Washington Wizards Uniforms were unveiled today, and the design, color scheme, and logo harkens back to the more classic Washington Bullets basketball uniforms of the 1980′s. The Washington Wizards NBA franchise is no stranger to changes in uniforms, jerseys, team names, and even the cities...
No Dinosaur RidingMay 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm
If only there were really dinosaurs roaming around. Sure, surviving as a human would be much harder, but think of all the cool things we could do with dinosaurs! For one: this sign would be more than just a funny joke. Second, we could have all kinds of awesome sports that used dinosaurs, like Dinosaur Polo! Sadly, we don’t have real dinosaurs, so we have to play polo on boring animals, like horses. Sure, some people play polo on elephants, but it would be so much cooler if we had dinosaurs to play with (and avoid getting eaten by). For more fun stuff we could do with dinosaurs, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Rachel Bilson Might Have Forgotten Her PantsMay 10, 2011 at 11:00 am
Rachel Bilson is showing off the legs at the Chanel Collection Croisiere Show in France. Viva La Legs! Whatever that means. I’m trying to say she has some great wheels and those shorts are fantastic. The shorts say “I’m just kicking it” and the leather says “kicking it...
The Worst Comic Book Superheroes of All TimeMay 10, 2011 at 9:43 am
Not all comic book superheroes are actually super. For every Batman and Spider-Man, there are literally dozens of hopeless superheroes who fail to strike terror in the hearts of their enemies. These less-than-awesome superheroes are the well-meaning screw-ups who have been saddled with inadequate powers,...
A Gallery Of Really Fat SquirrelsMay 10, 2011 at 8:00 am
There are more squirrels in my neighborhood than people. It’s either hundreds of squirrels or one squirrel that is super, super busy. Busy gathering nuts for winter. This winter and the next twenty winters. He never stops. It’s no wonder he is so thin and lean. Unlike the squirrels in this...
Sitting Down Is Going To Kill YouMay 10, 2011 at 5:00 am
As we enter the second decade of the 21st century, there is one thing nearly all modern Americans have in common: we sit all the time. Though our great shift towards computer-based work has done great things for productivity, it has, unfortunately, done terrible things for our health. From increased...
Cameron Diaz Is A Bad TeacherMay 10, 2011 at 4:00 am
Cameron Diaz, star of The Bad Teacher, schools Maxim on girl crushes, dry humping, and the importance of floss.Click here to read the interview.
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A Huge Collection of Roger Hargreaves’ Cartoon CharactersMay 9, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Today would be the birthday of Roger Hargreaves, the celebrated children’s author and creator of the Little Miss and Mr Men cartoon characters. Roger Hargreaves’ cartoon characters are beloved by everyone, from young children, to old delirious people. Unfortunately, Roger passed away from...
Osama bin Laden Watching GleeMay 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm
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Penelope Cruz Makes Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides A Must SeeMay 9, 2011 at 11:05 am
Penelope Cruz is doing the rounds for her new movie Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. There are fourteen of these movies right? Thirteen too many. Unless there is a healthy does of Penelope’s pirate booty there is little reason to plop down money. Wait, there is a Keith Richards cameo....