Win a Pair of Virgin Mobile FreeFest Tickets!August 16, 2011 at 11:38 am
Hello cherished friends! Would you like to see Cee Lo Green, TV on the Radio, The Black Keys, and Deadmau5 (and a massive collection of other awesome bands) at Virgin Mobile FreeFest next month? Well, you’re in luck because we’ve got a pair of tickets to giveaway! All you need to have is...
7 Shows That TLC Should Cancel Along With ‘Kate Plus 8′August 16, 2011 at 7:30 am
TLC announced recently that it’s cancelling plans to renew Kate Gosselin’s reality TV show Kate Plus 8, which focuses on media attention sponge Kate Gosselin as she struggles to deal with scheduling a bunch of nannies to raise her eight babies for her while she pursues a trashy reality television...
Funny Bullfighting PhotosAugust 16, 2011 at 6:00 am
A bull has officially been charged with its third murder in 10 years. The murder took place in Spain, where it’s a national pastime to piss of an angry bull and then avoid it while it tries to kill you for fun. We call it “animal cruelty”, but they refer to it as “bullfighting”....
Politicians Eating FoodAugust 15, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Politicians might seem like demons and giant walking buttholes with mouths, but they’re actually people, and people need to eat. Press photographers usually have an unspoken policy against photographing people while they’re eating (mainly because everyone looks stupid when they’re cramming...
Tank Stunt Shows Were AwesomeAugust 15, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Why did we ever stop having tank stunt shows? Who doesn’t want to see this kind of action?! People spend hours at Nascar races just watching a bunch of cars go around in circles over and over. You’re telling me those same people would get no thrill from watching a freakin’ tank jump off of a ramp and crush cars? That’s entertainment. In lieu of a vintage tank stunt show, these 50 awesomely terrible movies should provide adequate entertainment. For more pictures of old things crushing other old things, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Woodstock PhotosAugust 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
Today is the 42 anniversary of Woodstock. Woodstock was a huge event in 1969 where a bunch of sweaty, dirty hippies gathered together in a field t0 drop acid and play in the mud. Apparently, there was also a music festival somewhere nearby, too. The festival was attended by 500,000 dirty hippies over...
Jani Lane is DeadAugust 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Jani Lane, the lead singer from Warrant, was found dead in a crappy Hollywood motel last night at the age of 47. Jani Lane was the front man and songwriter for the popular 80′s glam band Warrant, who is best known for recording the greatest song for strippers to dance to, Cherry Pie. To commemorate...
Real Life Jesus!August 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This is clearly the real Jesus, because a) he’s carrying a cross, which is what Jesus does, and b) he’s got a bag with him that we can only assume is full of prayer answers. Still, he looks a lot older than I expected. If I were Jesus, I’d come back as someone cool, like a smokin’ hot babe or a MMA fighter or something. Then at least people would have a reason to believe you when you say you’re Jesus. Then again, the first time he came he was a carpenter, so maybe dressing like a house painter is just more Jesus’s style. Either way, that wheel certainly would’ve helped him out 2000 years ago. For more completely factual information about Jesus, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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