Not a Good Time, Horny Caribou!August 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Humans are the only species that considers it inappropriate to just bone anywhere at any time. In other words, we’re the only animals who aren’t animals. If humans acted like caribou, the world would be a cesspool of complete and utter humping-in-public chaos. Imagine if you were just walking through the mall (people still go to the mall, right?) and some dude was aggressively trying to hump a girl who was standing in line at Wetzel’s Pretzels. People would NOT allow that to happen, but in the animal world that’s just how it goes. Speaking of humping and animals, here’s Kate Upton dressed as a farmer’s daughter. For a complete list of all the ways that animals are different than people, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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People Mimicking StatuesAugust 3, 2011 at 7:30 am
Statues are works of art, so it only makes sense that we humans would spend most of our time mocking them. Okay, so maybe it’s not mocking them exactly, but for some reason people seem obsessed with mimicking statues. Maybe it’s just a natural reaction to seeing a person-shaped block of marble...
How Educated are Republican Presidential Candidates?August 3, 2011 at 6:00 am
The next presidential election is still 15 months away, but a healthy selection of candidates, particularly from the Republican side, have already begun lining up to throw their hats in for the Republican Presidential nomination in 2012. With so many early contenders chomping at the bit to claim the...
27 Amazing Soap SculpturesAugust 2, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Most of us just use soap to wash filth off of our bodies once a week, but some people actually use soap to create amazing soap sculptures. Soap sculptures go to painstaking lengths to create remarkable works of art with striking detail. They seem to prefer sculpting flowers, mainly because flower soap...
Apes Are RisingAugust 2, 2011 at 2:30 pm
The new movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes is released in theaters on Friday, August 5, 2011. 20th Century Fox is bringing movies up to an entire new level. The suspense and excitement throughout this entire film is more than enough to knock you off of your seat. Even the trailers get you pumped...
Young Dr. House Has Terrible Fashion SenseAugust 2, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This is Hugh Laurie, better known as Dr. House from the hit Sherlock Holmes-inspired medical drama House, M.D. On the show, House is addicted to prescription meds. In real life (apparently) he’s addicted to idiotic floral print shirts. To be fair, this picture looks like it was taken in the late 70′s, but it could easily be a themed costume party in the 90′s, too. Either way, I think we can all agree: this shirt is the stupidest thing ever created. It might even be stupider than this “I’m a Stupid Cat” Video. For more stupid things, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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25 Funny Food TrucksAugust 2, 2011 at 6:00 am
Over the past couple of years food trucks have been popping up in metropolitan areas like crazy, and now Los Angeles and New York City are home to billions of up-and-coming food trucks. With all that food truck competition, food truck proprietors have to find new and creative ways to get noticed and...
Girls Are Bad at MotocrossAugust 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Men are better than women at sports. That’s just a simple fact that 30 seconds of any WNBA game will prove without question, and there’s nothing wrong with that. There are plenty of things that women are way better at than men so let us have our sports, ladies. Having said that, I couldn’t...
Cute Phone, BroAugust 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Nothing like a buff dude trying to look manly with a Hello Kitty phone. To counteract the effects of looking at this douchebag, you’d better check out the extreme hotness of Angela Sarafyan. For more dudes who seem manly but are actually super girly, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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