Real-Life Jobs That Use AlgebraJuly 15, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This graph is 100% accurate. In fact, I should make a graph about how accurate this graph is, and then it would say “100% accurate”, because this graph is just that. The only time I’ve ever used algebra was in algebra class. Then again, I’m not an algebra teacher. Speaking of things you’ll never use, here’s an instructional video on how to french kiss dogs. For more disgusting things to do with your pets, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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People Hugging Cows for Cow Appreciation DayJuly 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
Today is Cow Appreciation Day, a holiday dedicated to our favorite bovine friends: cows. If there’s one day out of the year that you shouldn’t eat a gigantic hamburger, it’s probably today. You can also celebrate Cow Appreciation Day by thinking about cows, wishing you were a cow,...
Funny Construction SignsJuly 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Over the past few years, funny construction sign hacks have become commonplace on the roadways of America, because apparently hacking a road construction sign is really easy to do. If you live in Los Angeles and are bracing yourself for Carmageddon this weekend, then you should definitely keep an eye...
The Up Side of Morbid ObesityJuly 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm
We finally have conclusive proof that morbidly obese old people are more than just a danger to themselves. They’re also a danger to Mercedes in crash testing labs all over the world. Photoshop? What’s Photoshop? Fat guy in a Scooter clearly wins this epic battle against a car, but who would win in a battle of Fat Kid vs. Mosh Pit? For more pictures of fat people that are definitely not photoshopped, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Worst Traffic Jams in HistoryJuly 14, 2011 at 6:00 am
If you live in or around the Los Angeles area this weekend, there’s a good chance you’re going to feel the effects of Carmageddon, when one of the bustling city’s busiest freeways will be shut down for two days and you’ll be stuck in a traffic jam for hours. When you’re...
Celebrity Friends With BenefitsJuly 13, 2011 at 3:30 pm
One subject that runs 24/7 on television, radio, and the internet is celebrity gossip. Who is with who? Who did each other? Who is cheating on one another? People always want to know about pop stars’ love-lives and want to keep up in who they are getting down and dirty with. Justin...
Netflix Envelope ArtJuly 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Many people are pissed off at Netflix right now because they recently announced a 60% price increase for users who rely on both streaming and DVD disc rentals for their movie-watching jollies. For several years, some incredibly talented Netflix users have created brilliant works of Netflix envelope art,...
Shadows are FunnyJuly 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Shadows are everywhere, but nobody ever really pays attention to them…unless it looks like you’re boning a chick while you’re doing a really boring presentation in German. If this is the world’s best shadow (which it just may be), then this is the world’s worst cannon ball. For more things that look like people boning but actually aren’t, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Bane PicturesJuly 13, 2011 at 6:00 am
Yesterday saw the release of a new movie poster for Batman: The Dark Knight Rises, the eagerly anticipated third installation of Chris Nolan’s Batman trilogy. The main villain in Nolan’s third and final Batman movie is Bane, a violent, life-long prison inmate who gets injected with an experimental...