Do You Recognize this Family of Superficial D-bags?August 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
When it comes to superficial, talentless families who are famous for no clear reason, there’s no dynasty quite like this one. Here’s a picture of them from before their daughter was old enough to make a (fairly boring) sex tape that skyrocketed them to unjustifiable fame. Can you name the family? Here’s a hint: one of the daughters is hot, one of them is weird looking, and one of them bears an uncanny resemblance to Shrek. Here’s another hint: it’s the Kardashians, and Kim is the one on the right who looks like a cancer patient. For more pictures of things that look like Shrek, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Fat Athlete PhotosAugust 18, 2011 at 7:30 am
There are a lot of fat athletes in professional sports these days. Some of them get fat in the off-season, some of them are wrestlers who use their obesity as a weapon, and some of them are baseball players, but some fat athletes are just plain fat. As proof, we offer up this gallery of incredibly fat...
10 Famous Acts of VandalismAugust 18, 2011 at 6:00 am
People have been vandalizing things ever since the night after the first thing was made. It’s human nature to destroy other peoples’ property for one’s own amusement, but despite the long, consistent history of vandalism, famous acts of vandalism are few and far between. People are...
Birds Attacking PeopleAugust 17, 2011 at 2:57 pm
There’s been an epidemic of birds attacking people lately, so we put together a gallery to demonstrate the growing threat of bird attacks that’s sweeping the globe. Birds are smart little beasts. Birds have integrated themselves into our society, and we’ve fallen right into their trap....
Looks Like Everything is Okay in JapanAugust 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
The Bad News: Earlier this year, Japan suffered a devastating earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear meltdown. The Good news: It looks like they’re doing just fine! I have absolutely no context for this video. All I have is questions. Why are these old men dancing? Why is one guy wearing makeup that makes him look like an even older man? Why do they look completely miserable? Are they prisoners? None of this matters, though. What matters is that the people of Japan are okay! For more speculation about international affairs that’s based solely on youtube videos, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Why You Shouldn’t Friend Your Mom on FacebookAugust 17, 2011 at 7:30 am
My mom is on Facebook now. She doesn’t really know how to use it yet, but every day she’s getting closer to making my life a living hell. For now, she still does the typical “Mom” things on Facebook: signing her comments with her name (as if nobody will know where it came from),...
Rare Robert De Niro PhotosAugust 17, 2011 at 6:00 am
We’re posting a gallery of rare Robert De Niro photos because today is Robert De Niro’s birthday. The legendary actor is 68 years old today and has been a major Hollywood star since 1974, when he played the young Vito Corleone in The Godfather Part 2, for which he won an Academy Award. Since...
Madonna Fan ArtAugust 16, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Today is Madonna‘s 53rd birthday. Madonna is considered one of the most influencial and enduring female entertainers in music history. She rose to incredible fame in the 80′s as the quintessential pop super star, paving the way for later generations of female superstars like Britney Spears,...
Unintentional Racism is FunnyAugust 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Apparently it’s okay to be unintentionally racist now, as long as you’re a cute girl with two cute friends. Clearly these girls aren’t really racist. They’re just not very bright. You can kind of tell by the smile of the girl on the left. It’s a sort of “oh, crap. I realize in hindsight that I’m dressed in a racist group costume, and we probably should’ve thought this out better, but I’m totally not racist! See? We’re posing with a black person!” type of smile. For more unintentional racism, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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