• The Stupidest Thing You’ll See Today

    The Stupidest Thing You’ll See Today

    September 23, 2011 at 4:30 am

    OMG. I can’t believe how fast this guy is driving. He is such a crazy driver! Slow down you crazy maniac driver! Listen to how hard his car is working! How is the engine not exploding?! And look at how rough he is on that clutch! He’s going to break it soon! He’s going so fast! Wait…..nope....

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  • Why Everyone Hates SoCal Sports Fans

    Why Everyone Hates SoCal Sports Fans

    September 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Because “I just eavesdrop when my friends are having sports conversations, then glean sports buzz words and base my personality off of them so that people will think I’m in to sports” was too long to fit on a novelty license plate. This is why everyone hates you, Southern California.

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  • Cool Band Aids

    Cool Band Aids

    September 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Band Aids were invented 135 years ago today! National Band Aid Day may be the most unappreciated day in the world. Very few people stop to think about the man who created Band aids, the little miracle strips that stop bleeding. Next time you get a paper cut, scrape, of scratch just stop and think, ”...

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  • Barack Obama Incense

    Barack Obama Incense

    September 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    The Barack Obama Incense package promises that it will change the smell of your home for the better. Once it’s burning, it seems to just be overpowered by the foul smells it’s supposed to be combating. Then, right at the very end, it finally grows a pair and really tries to take it to those...

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  • Cat People are Crazy

    Cat People are Crazy

    September 22, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    This video perfectly illustrates the craziness of cat people. You may know a cat person, and they might seem like a completely normal, perfectly sane person who just happens to like cats a lot. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. That’s just a clever ruse that cat people put on to conceal...

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  • Geeks vs. Nerds Infographic

    Geeks vs. Nerds Infographic

    September 22, 2011 at 5:30 am

    If you’re often confused as to whether you should classify yourself as a nerd or a geek, don’t worry! You’re not alone. Millions of ambiguously uncool people are trying to figure out exactly how to define themselves. That’s why Business Insider has created this Geeks vs. Nerds...

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  • The Hairiest Hot Girl Ever

    The Hairiest Hot Girl Ever

    September 22, 2011 at 5:00 am

    You have to admit, she’s pretty hot. But she could stand to shave her arms every once in a while, and maybe stop wearing old farmer’s overalls…wait….wait a minute….Oh, I see what you did there. Good one, internet.

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  • The Starbucks Rant Song

    The Starbucks Rant Song

    September 22, 2011 at 4:30 am

    This is Christopher Cristwell. Chris used to work as a Barista at a California Starbucks, until he recorded this funny, strikingly real Starbucks Rant Song and put it on Youtube. A week later, he got fired from his job, presumably for defaming the company in a public forum, and possibly for never wearing...

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  • Bill Murray Pictures

    Bill Murray Pictures

    September 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Today is Bill Murray’s Birthday! Bill Murray is an icon and the ultimate badass, so lets give it up for the man, the legend, the father of all things funny: Bill Murray, by celebrating with this gallery of Bill Murray pictures.

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  • Just an Ant Eater Drinking Wine

    Just an Ant Eater Drinking Wine

    September 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    After a long day of eating millions of tiny insects, there’s nothing better than a nice glass of wine to help you relax. Of course, if you’re an anteater it’s impossible for you to make wine, so I’m afraid you’re out of luck…unless you’re being rehabilitated...

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  • Awkward Wookie Family Photo

    Awkward Wookie Family Photo

    September 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    I mean, let’s face it: they’re all Wookies, so it’s already somewhat awkward. This wookie family also seem to have been a little confused as to whether they were doing “gangsta” poses, or just looking generally bewildered. Other than that, I’d say they nailed it.

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  • The Craziest Brad Pitt Movie Roles

    The Craziest Brad Pitt Movie Roles

    September 21, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Brad Pitt has become the very definition of an A-list-celebrity-superstar-actor-god. If Brad Pitt is in your movie, it’s going to do well at the box office. Maybe that’s the why the ads for his new film Moneyball feature his name in a font that’s larger, bolder, and higher than the...

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  • 25 Examples of Redneck Ingenuity

    25 Examples of Redneck Ingenuity

    September 21, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Rednecks are full of spunk and ingenuity (and alcohol, and meth). If something that belongs to a redneck is broken, rest assured that redneck will find a way to repair that thing without spending a single dime. Rednecks are masters of working with the materials that they have and developing a working...

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