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  • Woodstock Photos

    Woodstock Photos

    August 15, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Today is the 42 anniversary of Woodstock. Woodstock was a huge event in 1969 where a bunch of sweaty, dirty hippies gathered together in a field t0 drop acid and play in the mud. Apparently, there was also a music festival somewhere nearby, too. The festival was attended by 500,000 dirty hippies over...

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  • Jani Lane is Dead

    Jani Lane is Dead

    August 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Jani Lane, the lead singer from Warrant, was found dead in a crappy Hollywood motel last night at the age of 47. Jani Lane was the front man and songwriter for the popular 80′s glam band Warrant, who is best known for recording the greatest song for strippers to dance to, Cherry Pie. To commemorate...

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  • Cat Vs. Door

    Cat Vs. Door

    August 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    We have a cat and a door in a battle.  I’m not really sure who won this.

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  • Real Life Jesus!

    Real Life Jesus!

    August 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    modern day jesusThis is clearly the real Jesus, because a) he’s carrying a cross, which is what Jesus does, and b) he’s got a bag with him that we can only assume is full of prayer answers. Still, he looks a lot older than I expected. If I were Jesus, I’d come back as someone cool, like a smokin’ hot babe or a MMA fighter or something. Then at least people would have a reason to believe you when you say you’re Jesus. Then again, the first time he came he was a carpenter, so maybe dressing like a house painter is just more Jesus’s style. Either way, that wheel certainly would’ve helped him out 2000 years ago. For more completely factual information about Jesus, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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  • Construction Man Sings Sinatra

    Construction Man Sings Sinatra

    August 12, 2011 at 10:00 am

    He has the voice of an angel and probably has the hands that built God’s house.

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  • The 10 Best Bank Robbers in History

    The 10 Best Bank Robbers in History

    August 12, 2011 at 6:00 am

    30 Minutes or Less opens in theaters tomorrow and, at long last, we’ll finally get to see Jesse Eisenberg and Azis Ansari reluctantly rob a bank together. Most of the time, bank robbers are just desperate bumbling idiots, but every now and then a bank robber comes along that changes everything....

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  • Bat On A Plane

    Bat On A Plane

    August 11, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    And sadly… it is not a promo for the new Dark Knight movie.  It is a real bat on a plane.

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  • Good Advice

    Good Advice

    August 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    funny sign keep off grassDespite the fact that this is a broken “Please Keep Off The Grass” sign, it still offers sound advice. You can only handle so much of that stuff before it starts to really cloud your judgement. Here’s an example: let’s say you’re at a bar and you’re spitting your best game at a super hot babe (by your standards, anyway), but then you find out that she’s a bloodthirsty serial killer. If you’re too hooked on getting some poonani, you’re going to get murdered. If, on the other hand, you take this sign’s advice and ease off it a little, you might just live to tell your story on the website you run, using it as a hypothetical situation to accompany a funny picture you found. For more real-life near death experiences cleverly disguised as fictional examples of survival, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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  • Banned 90′s Lunchables Commercial

    Banned 90′s Lunchables Commercial

    August 11, 2011 at 10:00 am

    When keeping it real goes way wrong.  Give me my Lunchablezzzz and Capri Sunzzzzzz.

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  • Horsemaning Meme Photos

    Horsemaning Meme Photos

    August 11, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Horsemaning is the latest photo meme that’s heating up on the internet, and we’ve got the horsemaning meme photos to prove it. Horsemaning is kind of like the recent planking meme, with two important distinctions: 1) the first photo in the gallery below was taken in 1920, which makes Horsemaning...

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  • 10 Immortal Celebrities Who Don’t Age

    10 Immortal Celebrities Who Don’t Age

    August 11, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Here’s a scientific fact for you: there are some immortal celebrities who don’t age (note: science has never proven this). Every now and then, you see a celebrity in a movie and think to yourself “Wow! I remember seeing this actor in a movie 20 years ago and he/she looked exactly the...

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  • London Riot Tourism Video

    August 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm


    The UK’s tourism marketing organization, VisitBritain, created a multi-million dollar ad campaign featuring a montage of beautiful places in the UK coupled with voiceovers from a host of famous Brits like Rupert Everett and Dame Judy Dench. In the wake of the ongoing riots that are burning London to the ground as we speak, VisitBritain pulled the ads, but not before some savvy internet nerds grabbed the audio from the tourism video and dropped it over some incredible riot footage. The result is a simultaneously horrifying and ironically hilarious tourism video of famous people inviting you to come to the UK and riot your butt off. This is what the internet is for, people!

     

  • Ducks Cross The Street

    Ducks Cross The Street

    August 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Ducks have to cross the street, too.  They should have animal crosswalks to make it easier.

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