Funny Liquor Store NamesSeptember 9, 2011 at 7:00 am
Liquor stores are everywhere these days, and business is booming. But with so much competition, individual liquor stores sometimes have to get creative in order to bring in customers and get attention from passers-by. In this situation, a catchy, memorable, and hilarious store name is essential, and...
Never Piss Off a RhinoSeptember 9, 2011 at 6:00 am
There’s a reason why you never see people (or animals) messing with rhinos. It’s not because they’re built like Nature’s panzer tanks, and it’s not because they aren’t afraid of anything. It’s because when they get mad at you, bad things happen. The next time you hear someone say “yeah right, when pigs fly!”, just remember that if you had a pissed off rhino around you could actually make that happen.
Fox News Doesn’t Understand Video GamesSeptember 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm
In this clip from Fox News, a Fox anchor talks about video games with some dude who claims to be an expert, and the two of them unearth a startling discovery: Fox News doesn’t understand video games at all. I have so many complaints about this video that I don’t even know where to begin....
Never Forget…September 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Sunday is a very important day in American history…it’s Grandparents Day! Celebrate this momentous occasion by teaching your grandparents how to us a television remote or cell phone, or teach them to play solitaire on their home computers so they don’t feel so incredibly lonely anymore! Or, if your grandparents are really hip, you can show them photos of Michael Bay’s new supermodel girlfriend! For more things you can do with old people, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Cats in RefrigeratorsSeptember 8, 2011 at 7:00 am
I totally understand why cats like refrigerators so much. It’s been pretty warm recently, and if I had a giant, super-cold room full of food (and I wasn’t smart enough to understand that I would inevitably suffocate in that room), I would be hanging out in there all the time. Here’s...
A Collection of 3D Building Projection VideosSeptember 8, 2011 at 6:00 am
Move over, statues and ice sculptures. There’s a new form of visual art that’s sweeping the globe, and this time it’s digital. 3D projection mapping is the art of creating a digital image of an actual building, projecting that image onto the building it’s portraying, then adding...
The Craziest Video Game Glitch EverSeptember 7, 2011 at 4:00 pm
There are many famous video game glitches in well-known video games. The kill screen at the end of Pac-Man. The flying tank in Grand Theft Auto 3. Some glitches offer gamers a wealth of unexpected fun when encountered, but most of the time a video game glitch will ruin your entire gaming experience....
Funny Yard Sale SignsSeptember 7, 2011 at 2:30 pm
The economy is in the dumps, and times are tough. In these hard times, many people have turned to yard sales as a means of making some extra money, but with all the yard sales popping up everywhere these days, it can be difficult to attract customers to your yard sale. Fortunately, people have started...
This Homeless Guy Gets All My MoneySeptember 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Homeless guys are awesome. Well, they’re either awesome, or schizophrenic homicidal lunatics. Either way, if they have a sign as funny as this crazy homeless guy’s sign, they’re getting all of my money. Take note, homeless guys reading this at the public library: if your sign is funny, you will get more money! Brighten our days with a little joke and we’ll brighten your day with a handful of shiny pennies! Also, keeping your homeless guy sign in tune with the latest celeb gossip is very helpful. For more tips on how to be a successful homeless person, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Most Informative Norwegian Rap Video EverSeptember 7, 2011 at 8:00 am
Norway is traditionally known for its oil production, hydroelectric power initiatives, and Viking lore, but not so much for it’s awesomely hilarious rap videos. Maybe that’s why the Norwegian comedic duo Ylvis decided to make this incredibly instructional and highly informative rap video...
Eddie Murphy PhotosSeptember 7, 2011 at 7:01 am
It’s official: Eddie Murphy will host next year’s Academy Awards. While many people think that Eddie Murphy hosting the Oscars is a bad idea (mainly because the ex-comedian has done nothing besides crappy kids’ movies for the past 10 years), others are excited to see if Eddie Murphy...
A Montage of Twin Tower Cameos in MoviesSeptember 7, 2011 at 6:00 am
We’re just a few days away from the 10th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, during which every single person in the entire world watched New York City‘s twin towers topple to the ground in the aftermath of two simultaneous plane hijackings. During their time as the crown jewels of the New York City skyline, the Twin Towers appeared in hundreds of movies and television shows. Just in time for the 10th anniversary of 9/11, filmmaker Dan Meth put together this excellent montage of the Twin Towers’ appearances in films. Good luck noticing anything else in a pre-2001 movie that takes place in New York City ever again.