Jani Lane is DeadAugust 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Jani Lane, the lead singer from Warrant, was found dead in a crappy Hollywood motel last night at the age of 47. Jani Lane was the front man and songwriter for the popular 80′s glam band Warrant, who is best known for recording the greatest song for strippers to dance to, Cherry Pie. To commemorate...
Real Life Jesus!August 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This is clearly the real Jesus, because a) he’s carrying a cross, which is what Jesus does, and b) he’s got a bag with him that we can only assume is full of prayer answers. Still, he looks a lot older than I expected. If I were Jesus, I’d come back as someone cool, like a smokin’ hot babe or a MMA fighter or something. Then at least people would have a reason to believe you when you say you’re Jesus. Then again, the first time he came he was a carpenter, so maybe dressing like a house painter is just more Jesus’s style. Either way, that wheel certainly would’ve helped him out 2000 years ago. For more completely factual information about Jesus, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The 10 Best Bank Robbers in HistoryAugust 12, 2011 at 6:00 am
30 Minutes or Less opens in theaters tomorrow and, at long last, we’ll finally get to see Jesse Eisenberg and Azis Ansari reluctantly rob a bank together. Most of the time, bank robbers are just desperate bumbling idiots, but every now and then a bank robber comes along that changes everything....
Good AdviceAugust 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Despite the fact that this is a broken “Please Keep Off The Grass” sign, it still offers sound advice. You can only handle so much of that stuff before it starts to really cloud your judgement. Here’s an example: let’s say you’re at a bar and you’re spitting your best game at a super hot babe (by your standards, anyway), but then you find out that she’s a bloodthirsty serial killer. If you’re too hooked on getting some poonani, you’re going to get murdered. If, on the other hand, you take this sign’s advice and ease off it a little, you might just live to tell your story on the website you run, using it as a hypothetical situation to accompany a funny picture you found. For more real-life near death experiences cleverly disguised as fictional examples of survival, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Horsemaning Meme PhotosAugust 11, 2011 at 7:30 am
Horsemaning is the latest photo meme that’s heating up on the internet, and we’ve got the horsemaning meme photos to prove it. Horsemaning is kind of like the recent planking meme, with two important distinctions: 1) the first photo in the gallery below was taken in 1920, which makes Horsemaning...
10 Immortal Celebrities Who Don’t AgeAugust 11, 2011 at 6:00 am
Here’s a scientific fact for you: there are some immortal celebrities who don’t age (note: science has never proven this). Every now and then, you see a celebrity in a movie and think to yourself “Wow! I remember seeing this actor in a movie 20 years ago and he/she looked exactly the...
London Riot Tourism VideoAugust 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm
The UK’s tourism marketing organization, VisitBritain, created a multi-million dollar ad campaign featuring a montage of beautiful places in the UK coupled with voiceovers from a host of famous Brits like Rupert Everett and Dame Judy Dench. In the wake of the ongoing riots that are burning London to the ground as we speak, VisitBritain pulled the ads, but not before some savvy internet nerds grabbed the audio from the tourism video and dropped it over some incredible riot footage. The result is a simultaneously horrifying and ironically hilarious tourism video of famous people inviting you to come to the UK and riot your butt off. This is what the internet is for, people!
How to Win a RiotAugust 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I’ve never been in a riot, but I’m assuming that the only reason people would fight each other, destroy property, and light things on fire is because there’s some sort of unspoken victory or defeat at stake. Therefore, it’s safe to assume that the goal of any right-minded rioter is to beat the police, right? If that’s the goal of rioting, then using video game magic is clearly the best way to accomplish it. After all, there’s no cop on earth who can stop a Street Fighter Hadouken. People are rioting like crazy these days so if you happen to find yourself in the midst of a riot, it’s probably best to just run away, as long as your not with a girl who gets attacked by ghosts while she’s running. If that’s the case, then you’re screwed. For more helpful yet speculative rioting tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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