Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of AppleAugust 25, 2011 at 6:00 am
Big news from Silicon Valley (where they grow all the computers): Steve Jobs has officially resigned as the CEO of Apple Computers. In his over 30-year reign as the CEO of Apple Computers, Steve Jobs has single-handedly (with the help of his company, of course) revolutionized the world of computing technology,...
The Worst Sports Video Games Of All TimeAugust 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm
If you never played James Buster Douglas Boxing for the Sega Genesis then you missed out on one of the worst boxing games ever made. You also missed out on one of the funniest accidental easter eggs in video game history because everyone in the crowd appeared to be “pleasuring” themselves…...
Photos of People Ignoring Horrific FiresAugust 24, 2011 at 2:43 pm
House fires happen every day, and the local fire department is usually fantastic at responding to and extinguishing said house fires, but every now and then they decide to ignore the “putting it out” part of firefighting and just take photos in front of the fire instead. Sometimes it’s...
So…It’s Just Chocolate, Then?August 24, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Until today, I thought I understood the basics of temperature. “Frozen” refers to something that’s extremely cold, and hot and cold are opposite temperature generalizations, so therefore nothing can be simultaneously hot and cold, right? Well, apparently I’ve been wrong all these years, and Dunkin Donuts has been one step ahead of all of us. According to this Dunkin Donuts advertisement, something can be simultaneously frozen and hot at the same time. It’s as impossible as these impossible celebrity couples! We know nothing about the Universe! For more oxymoronic foods, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Meet Paul Yarrow, the Fat Guy in the Background of Every News ReportAugust 24, 2011 at 7:00 am
The geniuses at Eazyman recently posted a piece about this guy, Paul Yarrow. Paul’s hobby is getting into the backgrounds of live news reports in the UK. If you’ve watched the news in the UK at any time in the past few years, there’s a very good chance you’ve seen Paul in the...
7 Things That Do NOT Cause EarthquakesAugust 24, 2011 at 6:00 am
If you’ve been on any social media sites since yesterday, there’s a good chance you’ve been seeing buttloads of reactions to yesterday’s East Coast earthquake, a 5.8 rumbler that originated in Mineral, Virginia and shook the East Coast, including Washington D.C., New York City,...
Did ‘The Event’ Predict the East Coast Earthquake?August 23, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Did a canceled NBC show predict today’s East Coast Earthquake? A few of you might remember NBC’s ‘The Event’, a fantastic sci-fi suspense thriller-drama extravaganza that was cancelled earlier this year after only one fantastic season. You might also remember the pivotal turning...
Yearbook Photos of Famous ComediansAugust 23, 2011 at 3:00 pm
It’s always fun to see what famous people looked like before they were famous, and yearbook photos of famous comedians provides an especially interesting insight, because most of the time comedians were mocked or teased as children, causing them to develop the sense of humor that eventually launched...
Kids are AwesomeAugust 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Kids can get away with anything. Like wearing a speedo next to two hot chicks in bikinis, for example. If it was a grown man in this picture, he’d be hauled away by the cops and charged as a sex offender, but this is just a kid! He doesn’t know any better…or does he? Hint: he totally does. Speaking of kids being bosses, check out this awesome video of a kid messing up a live news broadcast of the Kardashian wedding. For more pictures of kids standing proudly next to women in bikinis, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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