The USDA announced that their retiring the Food Pyramid, the graphic that’s told people how to eat for over 35 years. The USDA is replacing the Food Pyramid with “The Plate”, which is basically the same thing as the Food Pyramid, except that it’s graphically arranged to look like...

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This faucet is taking it’s water back!  Meanwhile in Russia…

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This might be the best briefcase ever. The best thing about it is that if anything breaks inside of it, all you have to do is remove the item and blow in it repeatedly. If it’s still not working, just try taking it out and putting it back in again over and over. Trust me, it works every time. Imagine how cool you’d look with your nintendo console briefcase, rolling around on one of the most awesome motorcycles of 2011. No woman can resist the cool/super nerdy vibe. For more things you can blow on to fix, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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This penguin is just swimming in the ocean and all of a sudden he is swimming away from a shark.  When in doubt, jump in the nearest boat!

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If there are two things in this world that people like, they’re dogs and top hats. It only makes sense that the two most favorite things in the world found their way to each other in the form of dogs wearing top hats. I don’t know why top hats went out of style, because they clearly make...

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There are at least 11 things you should know about cell phones, and the world is one step closer to making “they cause brain cancer” one of those things. The World Health Organization recently announced that cell phones definitely cause cancer…maybe. Specifically, the radiofrequency...

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Places you shouldn’t wear this underwear: 1) A Jewish Sleepover.  2) A Passover Shirts n Skins basketball game. 3) Anywhere Ever, if you have a Jewish girlfriend. For more things you shouldn’t do, check out this gallery of 28 Ridiculous Parenting Fails, and for more info on places you should never wear this (or any) underwear, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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Usually at the end of the year your teacher will tell you to have a fun, but safe, summer.  This year is a little bit different.  Your teacher is going trough a mid-life crisis and really doesn’t care what you do with your life at this point.  Cameron Diaz, who plays a teach in the new movie...

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Marilyn Monroe (a.k.a. Norma Jeane Baker) was born exactly 85 years ago today. If you’re not already aware that Marilyn Monroe was and still is the quintessential American sex symbol, then this gallery of Marilyn Monroe photographs should be enough to convince you. Marilyn was born in Los Angeles...

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For centuries, magical people called “Scientists” have been hard at work trying to figure out a way to say “Screw You!” to the human brain, and it looks like their quest is about to take a significant leap forward. Researchers at the University of Montreal are developing a drug...

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Start Misbehaving Now It is very rare to actually hear a teacher agree with what you want to do over your summer vacation.  It’s even more impossible to get them to approve of the bad things you want to take part in.  It’s 2011 and the times have changed.  Even Cameron Diaz, who stars...

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Star Wars is given to us right now in no more than a 3 minute time frame.  Impressive… most impressive.

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Major League Baseball’s Mid-Season Classic is fast approaching, and while the event aims to toast the very best talent in the Major Leagues, one or two undeserving players always squeak in due to the league’s ridiculous rule requiring every team have at least one representative. That statute may...

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