Thumb Wrestling a Praying MantisSeptember 6, 2011 at 6:00 am
A Praying Mantis might be the most awesome insect on the planet. They’re basically Nature’s insect killing machines. One time when I was a kid, I caught a praying mantis in the backyard and pitted it in a death match against 5 different black widow spiders, and the mantis won every single...
What It’s Really Like to Work in a Music StoreSeptember 5, 2011 at 8:00 am
You’d think working in a music store would be awesome, right? Everybody’s really chill and relaxed, and people just come in and talk to you about guitars, drums, and keyboards all day. Sounds pretty awesome to me! What you might not realize is that there are a lot of really crappy musicians out there who have absolutely no idea how much they suck. If you don’t believe me, just let Averyellis show you what it’s really like to work in a music store.
29 Terrible Jobs That are Worse than Your JobSeptember 5, 2011 at 6:00 am
I hope you’re enjoying a wonderful Labor Day where you don’t have to wake up early to go to your crappy job and make money for somebody else. It’s easy to spend your entire Labor Day thinking about how much your job sucks, how much you like having the day off, and how your job is probably...
Old Coffee Commercials Were Sexist (Video)September 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Here’s the formula for a coffee commercial in the 1950′s: wife is being obedient and submissive, usually cleaning, cooking, or doing other household chores. Husband complains about wife’s crappy coffee-making skills, and then wife is introduced to new brand of coffee which is so good...
Keanu Reeves PhotosSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Today is Keanu Reeves’ birthday, but it doesn’t really matter because Keanu Reeves is immortal. The internet has known this for a long time, and they’ve compiled more than enough photographic evidence to prove it. For example, you’ll notice in this gallery of Keanu Reeves photos...
Golf Looks AwesomeSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:00 pm
If you don’t like playing golf, it’s because you’ve been doing it wrong. Some people think that golf is just about walking around in a big field and hitting a ball into a tiny hole that’s really far away. Those people tend to think that golf is a “lazy man’s” sport, if they even consider it a sport at all. These people are also NOT pyromaniacs. If they were, they would quickly realize that golf’s down-tempo pace and relaxed attitude means that it’s incredibly easy to light stuff on fire during a round of golf. In fact, when it comes to sports where you can light stuff on fire while you’re playing, golf is #1! For more stupid ways to rank the best and worst sports out there, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Muammar Gaddafi PhotosSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:30 am
42 years ago today, Muammar Gaddafi led a successful military coupe against the King of Libya. Gaddafi was just a 27-year old army captain at the time, but he was named the Chairman of Libya’s newly established governing body. Gaddafi’s stance was always very pro-Arab, and he quickly established...
If Everything in the Solar System Orbited EarthSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:00 am
Here’s an interesting video from bradblogspeed.com that illustrates the size of some of the other planets in our solar system. This video realizes the question: “what if the other planets in the solar system orbited Earth at the same distance that the moon does?” We all know that Jupiter is freakin’ huge, but did you realize that it’s this big? And how absolutely terrifying would it be if Jupiter blocked out the entire sky every single night? This is a nightmare world if I’ve ever seen one.
28 Things at the End of the RainbowSeptember 1, 2011 at 3:10 pm
For centuries, humans have been fascinated by rainbows, and many cultures (not just the Irish) have long-standing beliefs that treasures abound at the end of the rainbow. Believe it or not, there is something at the end of every rainbow (technically there’s not, though, because rainbows are just...
Video of a White Blood Cell Chasing a BacteriaSeptember 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Nothing to see here. Just an awesome microscopic video of a white blood cell chasing after a bacteria. I never knew that white blood cells resembled sentient boogers, but the coolest thing about this video is that this process is happening all of the time in your blood stream. While you’re busy...
Greatest Invention of the 21st Century?September 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
We’re only 11 years into the 21st century, but future inventors are going to have a tough time besting Heinz’s latest move. Why has it taken so long for these to come out?! These Heinz Ketchup Dip things solve every ketchup-related problem one could ever encounter. You want to squeeze your ketchup? Great, because they totally do that. Oh, you’d prefer to just dip your fries in ketchup instead? Perfect, because they do that to, and you don’t have to just make a pile of ketchup on a napkin or that weird fast food tray paper thing. In conclusion: nice move, Heinz. For more information about condiment packaging than you could ever possibly want, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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