Greatest Invention of the 21st Century?September 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm
We’re only 11 years into the 21st century, but future inventors are going to have a tough time besting Heinz’s latest move. Why has it taken so long for these to come out?! These Heinz Ketchup Dip things solve every ketchup-related problem one could ever encounter. You want to squeeze your ketchup? Great, because they totally do that. Oh, you’d prefer to just dip your fries in ketchup instead? Perfect, because they do that to, and you don’t have to just make a pile of ketchup on a napkin or that weird fast food tray paper thing. In conclusion: nice move, Heinz. For more information about condiment packaging than you could ever possibly want, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Photos of Bill O’Reilly Making Stupid FacesSeptember 1, 2011 at 7:00 am
Regardless of your personal political beliefs, I think we can all wholeheartedly agree that Bill O’Reilly is a total jerk-off. He’s a hateful, insulting fear-mongerer who does more to perpetuate hatred and slander than he does to inform his viewers of current events, and his style of broadcast...
The Best Steven Seagal Fight ScenesSeptember 1, 2011 at 6:00 am
Steven Seagal is making headlines again, but this time it’s not for something super creepy and disturbing like using his assistants as sex slaves and locking them in cages. No, it’s much more tame than that: Steven Seagal recently drove a tank through someone’s house and killed a puppy....
Videos of People Crashing FerrarisAugust 31, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Justin Bieber crashed his Ferrari yesterday. Fortunately it was only a minor fender bender and nobody was injured, but the important information to take away is that Justin Bieber drives a Ferrari. If I was ever rich enough to buy a Ferrari, I would never be able to drive it because I’d always...
Cougars vs. MilfsAugust 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm
You probably already know the difference between MILFs and Cougars, but this helpful Cougar vs. Milf venn diagram is a really great resource when you’re explaining the difference to someone who’s not in the know, like maybe a girlfriend, mom, grandma, or any other female who hasn’t memorized the names of every classification of horny women in society. Plus, it’s got a nice Fountains of Wayne reference in it, and if you pick up on that then you’re extra cool. For more venn diagrams describing other groups of women that you might be able to bone, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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How Colored Baby Chicks are MadeAugust 31, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Here’s something crazy that’s been going on for years: by injecting fertile egg embryos with colored dyes and inks, chicken farmers can create baby chicks in any color they want. These chicks aren’t dyed after hatching. They’re colored before they even poke their fuzzy little...
3 Unconventional Uses for X-Ray TechnologyAugust 31, 2011 at 9:00 am
While mostly used for medicinal purposes (and warfare, be it office or overseas), people have taken X-rays and used them in interesting and unconventional ways. The capabilities of X-ray technology are somewhat limited: it produce an image, and that’s pretty much it. But the way in which that image...
A Gallery of Inappropriate Sports PhotosAugust 31, 2011 at 7:00 am
This gallery of inappropriate sports photos combines the two things that guys love more than anything: sports and porn. It also contains some homoerotic undertones, and if that’s not your cup of tea then we apologize, but when you combine a bunch of sweaty dudes in tight spandex outfits playing...
The 2012 Presidential Candidate Craziness ScorecardAugust 31, 2011 at 6:00 am
As Republican presidential candidates continue to step into the national spotlight and then stand around waiting for everyone to persuade them to run for President in 2012, Moveon.org has created this helpful Presidential Craziness Scorecard to determine the craziness levels of the current Republican...