25 Awesomely Funny Yearbook QuotesJune 6, 2011 at 7:00 am
Yearbooks are weird. A yearbook is an entire year of your life encapsulated in a few tiny pictures and, if you’re lucky, a little quote to remind people of what you’re all about long after the people who read it stop knowing you. Most people choose a yearbook quote that’s profound,...
The Hockey Movie All Star Dream TeamJune 6, 2011 at 6:00 am
Every hockey movie features a few key players who are the team’s all-stars, but what if we gathered all of the hockey movie all-stars together to create the ultimate hockey movie all-star dream team? Here’s what the roster might look like: Head Coach: Herb Brooks Miracle Herb Brooks is...
The Marvel vs. DC Debate is Finally SolvedJune 4, 2011 at 6:00 am
If anyone ever claims that Marvel comics are better than DC Comics, just show them this picture. Everybody knows that DC comics are better. Even those little kids over there. They don’t even look phased by this. The dad’s just like “yeah, kids, like I told you: DC rules and Marvel sucks. Trust your dad. He knows what he’s talking about.” For more inappropriate superhero pictures, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
DJ Mick – Photos of an Abandoned Russian Space Facility
SlashFilm – More Info About the Upcoming Candyland Movie
Uproxx – A Massive Collection of Awesome Cupcakes
BroBible – An Amazingly Terrible Boston Bruins Fan Ke$ha Video
The Chive – An Epic Riding Lawnmower Beer Train
Ugo – There Will Be Another Riddick Movie
N4G – Potential Announcements at This Year’s E3 Conference
AskMen – 10 Douchebag Gadgets
I-Am-Bored – Facebook You vs. Real You
GorillaMask – Best Fails of May 2011
A Gallery of Amazing DonutsJune 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Today is National Donut Day, so if you’ve eaten anything besides donuts, shame on you! Donuts are versatile food. Donuts can be simple, complex, cheap, expensive, gourmet, standard, pre-packaged, made fresh, light and healthy, or a heart attack wrapped in tissue paper. Today, we celebrate the glory...
Norway’s Rebecca Black is Worse Than OursJune 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Just when you were starting to get Rebecca Black’s Friday out of your head, Norway has come along to screw everything up again. This is Tonje, a chunky Norwegian girl who is apparently terrified of being a “crappy housewife”, but perfectly okay with being a crappy singer. Watch as Tonje lives in the lap of Norwegian luxury (riding in an old Mercedes to a clearly fake nightclub), sitting in a room by herself, and hanging out with the two most stereotypical douchebags you’ve ever seen. If any good news can come from this Scandinavian freak show, it’s that America doesn’t host the crappiest homemade amateur online music video anymore, and Rebecca Black finally has someone to insult in the Youtube comments section. For more terrible things about Norway, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
AskMen – 10 Things You Should Know About Body Hair
N4G – Sony Offers Another Free Game for PSN Trouble
Uproxx – 2o Greatest Flash Mobs Ever
BroBible – Norway Has Its Own Rebecca Black
Guyism – 15 Unnecessary Movie Sequels
Uncoached – Tokyo Drift: Mini Edition
CityRag – 20 X-Men Tattoos
DJ Mick - 24 Geeky Props for Geeks to Have
Ugo – The New ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ Trailer
GorillaMask – Crotch Rocket Guy vs. Burnout
Smoking Jacket – Porn Stars of the Animal Kingdom
Holy Taco – Funny Graffiti
Popoholic – The Best Job in the World
I-Am-Bored – How to Spot BS in Your Workplace
Astronaut Spacewalk PicturesJune 3, 2011 at 7:30 am
I can’t think of anything more simultaneously exciting and terrifying than stepping out into the vast emptiness of space for your first astronaut spacewalk. On June 3rd, 1965 astronaut Ed White stepped out of the Gemini 4 capsule 120 miles above the Earth’s surface to become the first American...
New Characters You’ll See in X-Men: First ClassJune 3, 2011 at 6:00 am
X-Men: First Class opens in theaters today, and superhero-addicted moviegoers are chomping at the bit to see their favorite X-Men characters before they were the X-Men. The movie takes place in the 60′s, so all the old, standard X-Men characters will be there: Professor Xavier, Magneto, Beast,...
A Gallery of Funny Food PyramidsJune 2, 2011 at 3:00 pm
The USDA announced that their retiring the Food Pyramid, the graphic that’s told people how to eat for over 35 years. The USDA is replacing the Food Pyramid with “The Plate”, which is basically the same thing as the Food Pyramid, except that it’s graphically arranged to look like...
Best Briefcase Ever?June 2, 2011 at 12:53 pm
This might be the best briefcase ever. The best thing about it is that if anything breaks inside of it, all you have to do is remove the item and blow in it repeatedly. If it’s still not working, just try taking it out and putting it back in again over and over. Trust me, it works every time. Imagine how cool you’d look with your nintendo console briefcase, rolling around on one of the most awesome motorcycles of 2011. No woman can resist the cool/super nerdy vibe. For more things you can blow on to fix, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
SlashFilm – ‘Ninja Kids’ is a Movie About Ninja Kids
SuperBooyah – 100 Funniest Band Names of All Time
FilmDrunk – The World’s Most Direct Break-Up Letter
G4TV – The Coolest Alice in Wonderland Video Game Ever
Linkiest – How Tiny Can a Bikini Get?
CavemanCircus – The 10 Funniest Gifs You’ll See Today
MoeJackson – Ashton Kutcher is Pulling a Charlie Sheen
Celebslam – More Blake Lively Cell Phone Pics!
AOL News – UFO’s Over California!
Maxim – The Most Awesome Motorcycles of 2011
Fork Party – A Gallery of Hot Girls with Eye Patches
BleacherReport – The Most Ridiculous Shaq Quotes Ever
GorillaMask – Slutty Girl’s Dad Smashes Phone
I-Am-Bored – The World’s First Amphibious Ice Cream Truck