Your House is Made of World Trade Center RocksSeptember 10, 2011 at 5:00 am
A Reddit user received this letter from a 90-year old former occupant of his house. The letter stated that the house was partially built using rocks from the World Trade Center rubble shortly after September 11, 2001. Is that really cool or really weird? I’ll need to hear a recording of Ed Asner...
The Funniest Green Man Photos Of All TimeSeptember 9, 2011 at 6:11 pm
What started out as a gimmick by two creepy Vancouver Canucks fans has quickly turned into a sports fan craze these days. Some might call it a simple case of sports fans “going green” and perhaps they’re making a statement about the environment, but my gut says it means we’re...
Magic Trick FAILSeptember 9, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Meet Michel and Sven, two little German kids who recorded themselves performing a magic trick. It starts innocently enough, but it ends in full-fledged magic FAIL catastrophe. Do you think it’s a real magical mishap? Why would it take two kids to perform a tablecloth pull? Why does the little...
A Cause Worth SupportingSeptember 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Whether you’re a fan of Glenn Beck or not, you have to admit that it would be pretty awesome if this guy was actually trying to save money just to make his way across the country and punch someone in the face. It doesn’t even have to be a famous, clinically insane political pundit. His sign could end with “…to punch Stan in the mouth”, and I’d still give him all the change in the bottom of my cup holder. For more homeless causes I would support, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Full House Street Fighter Video GameSeptember 9, 2011 at 9:00 am
Oh, how I wish this Street Fighter-inspired Full House Tournament video game was real. If it was, I wouldn’t even worry about competing in the tournament aspect of the game. I would just choose Danny Tanner as my character, and then alternate between beating the crap out of all the daughters. Maybe...
Funny Liquor Store NamesSeptember 9, 2011 at 7:00 am
Liquor stores are everywhere these days, and business is booming. But with so much competition, individual liquor stores sometimes have to get creative in order to bring in customers and get attention from passers-by. In this situation, a catchy, memorable, and hilarious store name is essential, and...
Never Piss Off a RhinoSeptember 9, 2011 at 6:00 am
There’s a reason why you never see people (or animals) messing with rhinos. It’s not because they’re built like Nature’s panzer tanks, and it’s not because they aren’t afraid of anything. It’s because when they get mad at you, bad things happen. The next time you hear someone say “yeah right, when pigs fly!”, just remember that if you had a pissed off rhino around you could actually make that happen.
Fox News Doesn’t Understand Video GamesSeptember 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm
In this clip from Fox News, a Fox anchor talks about video games with some dude who claims to be an expert, and the two of them unearth a startling discovery: Fox News doesn’t understand video games at all. I have so many complaints about this video that I don’t even know where to begin....
Never Forget…September 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Sunday is a very important day in American history…it’s Grandparents Day! Celebrate this momentous occasion by teaching your grandparents how to us a television remote or cell phone, or teach them to play solitaire on their home computers so they don’t feel so incredibly lonely anymore! Or, if your grandparents are really hip, you can show them photos of Michael Bay’s new supermodel girlfriend! For more things you can do with old people, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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A Gallery of Cats in RefrigeratorsSeptember 8, 2011 at 7:00 am
I totally understand why cats like refrigerators so much. It’s been pretty warm recently, and if I had a giant, super-cold room full of food (and I wasn’t smart enough to understand that I would inevitably suffocate in that room), I would be hanging out in there all the time. Here’s...