Funny Yard Sale SignsSeptember 7, 2011 at 2:30 pm
The economy is in the dumps, and times are tough. In these hard times, many people have turned to yard sales as a means of making some extra money, but with all the yard sales popping up everywhere these days, it can be difficult to attract customers to your yard sale. Fortunately, people have started...
This Homeless Guy Gets All My MoneySeptember 7, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Homeless guys are awesome. Well, they’re either awesome, or schizophrenic homicidal lunatics. Either way, if they have a sign as funny as this crazy homeless guy’s sign, they’re getting all of my money. Take note, homeless guys reading this at the public library: if your sign is funny, you will get more money! Brighten our days with a little joke and we’ll brighten your day with a handful of shiny pennies! Also, keeping your homeless guy sign in tune with the latest celeb gossip is very helpful. For more tips on how to be a successful homeless person, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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The Most Informative Norwegian Rap Video EverSeptember 7, 2011 at 8:00 am
Norway is traditionally known for its oil production, hydroelectric power initiatives, and Viking lore, but not so much for it’s awesomely hilarious rap videos. Maybe that’s why the Norwegian comedic duo Ylvis decided to make this incredibly instructional and highly informative rap video...
Eddie Murphy PhotosSeptember 7, 2011 at 7:01 am
It’s official: Eddie Murphy will host next year’s Academy Awards. While many people think that Eddie Murphy hosting the Oscars is a bad idea (mainly because the ex-comedian has done nothing besides crappy kids’ movies for the past 10 years), others are excited to see if Eddie Murphy...
A Montage of Twin Tower Cameos in MoviesSeptember 7, 2011 at 6:00 am
We’re just a few days away from the 10th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, during which every single person in the entire world watched New York City‘s twin towers topple to the ground in the aftermath of two simultaneous plane hijackings. During their time as the crown jewels of the New York City skyline, the Twin Towers appeared in hundreds of movies and television shows. Just in time for the 10th anniversary of 9/11, filmmaker Dan Meth put together this excellent montage of the Twin Towers’ appearances in films. Good luck noticing anything else in a pre-2001 movie that takes place in New York City ever again.
The Funniest Pro Athlete Party PhotosSeptember 6, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Pro athletes are just like the rest of us normal humans. They work hard so they can party harder and occasionally they’re nice enough to let people take pictures of them at their worst. Or best, it all depends on your perspective of the world. Dirk Nowitzki Goes Full Derp Jeff Reed Eli...
Texas Wildfire PhotosSeptember 6, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Texas has always been home to some of the most terrifying wildfires Mother Nature can muster up, but the Lone Star State is taking a particularly brutal wildfire beating this summer. After one of the longest droughts in the state’s recorded history, a wildfire originating in Bastrop County is quickly...
Hottest Girl Ever?September 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm
This might just be the hottest girl ever. Sure, she’s probably borrowing her MMA Fighter boyfriend’s crotch rocket to go and buy him a new pair of brass knuckles for his birthday, but any girl on a motorcycle with heels, short shorts, and fingerless leather gloves is bound to be awesome.
Epic Frog is EpicSeptember 6, 2011 at 11:11 am
The lesson: adding Kronos Quartet to any slow motion video automatically increases that video’s chance of seeming completely epic, especially if that slow motion video happens to be a nature video of a frog narrowly escaping death by being awesome. This video is like National Geographic’s version of Cliffhanger. Speaking of epic, check out this epic (and massive) list of the 100 Sexiest Female Singers in the World (hint: you haven’t heard of a lot of them). For a complete list of everything in the world that can be considered “epic”, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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Thumb Wrestling a Praying MantisSeptember 6, 2011 at 6:00 am
A Praying Mantis might be the most awesome insect on the planet. They’re basically Nature’s insect killing machines. One time when I was a kid, I caught a praying mantis in the backyard and pitted it in a death match against 5 different black widow spiders, and the mantis won every single...
What It’s Really Like to Work in a Music StoreSeptember 5, 2011 at 8:00 am
You’d think working in a music store would be awesome, right? Everybody’s really chill and relaxed, and people just come in and talk to you about guitars, drums, and keyboards all day. Sounds pretty awesome to me! What you might not realize is that there are a lot of really crappy musicians out there who have absolutely no idea how much they suck. If you don’t believe me, just let Averyellis show you what it’s really like to work in a music store.
29 Terrible Jobs That are Worse than Your JobSeptember 5, 2011 at 6:00 am
I hope you’re enjoying a wonderful Labor Day where you don’t have to wake up early to go to your crappy job and make money for somebody else. It’s easy to spend your entire Labor Day thinking about how much your job sucks, how much you like having the day off, and how your job is probably...
Old Coffee Commercials Were Sexist (Video)September 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Here’s the formula for a coffee commercial in the 1950′s: wife is being obedient and submissive, usually cleaning, cooking, or doing other household chores. Husband complains about wife’s crappy coffee-making skills, and then wife is introduced to new brand of coffee which is so good...