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  • Why Moms Shouldn’t Booty Dance

    Why Moms Shouldn’t Booty Dance

    September 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Attention all Moms: I’ve been saying this for years, and for some reason none of you have heard me: Booty Dancing is not for you, moms. It’s for young ghetto chicks and hot Brazilian Daytime TV hosts, so PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BOOTY DANCING. If you won’t heed my warning, then...

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  • A Gallery of Tupac Shakur Fan Art

    A Gallery of Tupac Shakur Fan Art

    September 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    It’s been exactly 15 years since rapper/actor Tupac Shakur was murdered on the streets of Las Vegas in a drive-by shooting, and few recent historical figures have conjured up as much post mortem fanaticism as Tupac. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that, even though he’s dead, he still seems...

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  • Hayden Panettiere as Octuplets

    Hayden Panettiere as Octuplets

    September 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    After glancing at this photo of Hayden Panettiere as octuplets, I know what you’re thinking: you’ve died, and this is what heaven is. It’s just like your mortal life, except that there small, nearly indistinguishable changes that make life a million billion times better. Like, instead...

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  • Annie Wu, the 15 Year Old Beatbox Flute Player

    Annie Wu, the 15 Year Old Beatbox Flute Player

    September 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    This is Annie Wu, the winner of the 2011 National Flute Association High School Champion. As you can see from this video, she’s an incredible flute player, and she also spits a wicked beatbox. Watch Annie’s video of a three-song medley featuring some of the most awesome flute/beatboxing combos...

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  • 10 Underrated Robots in Film History

    10 Underrated Robots in Film History

    September 13, 2011 at 5:30 am

    Robots are everywhere in film, and everyone has their favorites: R2-D2, Johnny 5, GORT. But all too often, some really great movie robots get forgotten, or perhaps they just don’t get the celebration they deserve. That is why we’ve compiled a list of ten underrated robots in film history...

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  • 25 Ridiculous Fortune Cookies

    25 Ridiculous Fortune Cookies

    September 13, 2011 at 5:00 am

    If there’s one great thing about Chinese food, it’s pork fried rice. If there’s a second good thing about Chinese food, it’s ridiculous fortune cookies. Most fortune cookies contain inspiring or ominous psalms and phrases, and if you’re lucky they might be a little bit whimsical....

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  • Always Blow on the Pie

    Always Blow on the Pie

    September 13, 2011 at 4:30 am

    Cops are funny sometimes. The police officer featured in this video is stopping a (clearly) intoxicated dude who was heading down the street at 3am to “get a pie“. You’d think that this drunken, pie-craving civilian would be the funniest part of this video, but the cop’s questioning...

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  • Bill Murray Doesn’t Give a S***

    Bill Murray Doesn’t Give a S***

    September 13, 2011 at 4:00 am

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  • The 10 Creepiest Al Davis Look Alikes

    The 10 Creepiest Al Davis Look Alikes

    September 12, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    The Raiders kick off their 2011-12 season in a couple hours and it means yet another dreadful season with the sports world’s creepiest owner Al Davis. Not only does Al Davis get more insane with each passing year but he looks more and more like a walking corpse who wouldn’t hesitate to eat...

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  • Celebrities Without Eyebrows

    Celebrities Without Eyebrows

    September 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Why do we have eyebrows? To keep sweat from running into our eyes, or to keep ourselves from looking like weird alien freaks? Whatever the biological reason for eyebrows might be, these photos of celebrities with their eyebrows removed will definitely convince you that eyebrows are a must. Without them,...

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  • Photos of the Lascaux Cave Paintings

    Photos of the Lascaux Cave Paintings

    September 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    On this day in 1940, four curious French teenagers chased their dog, Robot,  into a narrow cave and discovered the Lascaux Cave Paintings, a huge collection of 17,000-year old cave paintings that date back to the Paleolithic Era. The Lascaux Cave Paintings contain over 2,000 drawings depicting animals,...

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  • They Should Really Do Something About This

    They Should Really Do Something About This

    September 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    This is a product packaging fail if I’ve ever seen one. I could understand if it was like, furniture polish and bug spray. Then the worst that could happen is someone going “aw, man. I just killed this spider with furniture polish instead of bug spray!”. But making the packaging of...

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  • Yip Yip Yip Yip!

    Yip Yip Yip Yip!

    September 12, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    The Sesame Street Yip Yips made an appearance at DragonCon in Atlanta, Georgia last weekend. The cameo has been declared “the most epic win in the history of cosplay“. Here’s a video of the Sesame Street Yip Yips at DragonCon:  

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