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  • Tiger Woods vs. Temptation

    Tiger Woods vs. Temptation

    September 19, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Poor Tiger Woods. He just can’t catch a break! Tiger Woods is a sex addict who really likes blondes. Everybody in the entire world knows this, and what does the PGA do? They surround Tiger with hordes of hot blonde women shoving phallic objects toward their mouths. Give the guy a break already!

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  • Somali Pirate Photos

    Somali Pirate Photos

    September 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, which apparently means National Speak Somali Day, because that’s the only kind of pirate that still actually exists. That’s why we’ve assembled a collection of Somali Pirate pictures to get you in the mood for National Talk Like a Pirate Day.    

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  • 19th Century Nicolas Cage Photo Discovered on Ebay

    19th Century Nicolas Cage Photo Discovered on Ebay

    September 19, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    An antiques dealer is auctioning a photo on Ebay of what he claims to be an 18th Century portrait of Nicolas Cage. According to the seller’s Ebay auction site: “Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is...

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  • Mariachi Band Covers Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’

    Mariachi Band Covers Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’

    September 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Here’s a video of a mariachi band, Mariachi Cabos, performing a mariachi cover of Pink Floyd‘s “The Wall” at a restaurant in South Carolina.”Hey! Teachers! Leave los kids alone!” The accents make it about a billion times more awesome. Check out the video:    

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  • Rental Car Hates The French

    Rental Car Hates The French

    September 19, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Well, it’s a German car.  They still hate the French, though.

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  • The 10 Best Monkeys in Video Game History

    The 10 Best Monkeys in Video Game History

    September 19, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Whether they are entertaining us at circuses, helping us better understand our origins of evolution on earth or protecting King Solomon’s lost diamond mine in the Congo, monkeys play a part in making human life better.  So why not take a look back as to how they’ve affected the history of...

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  • 25 Zombie Celebrities

    25 Zombie Celebrities

    September 19, 2011 at 5:30 am

    If there are two things everyone loves, they’re zombies and photoshopped pictures of celebrities, and this gallery of zombie celebrities contains both. It also serves to prove two things: 1) no matter how attractive someone is when they’re alive, they’ll be terrifying as an undead zombie....

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  • A Montage of Sexual Jokes in Cartoons

    A Montage of Sexual Jokes in Cartoons

    September 19, 2011 at 5:29 am

    Cartoons are awesome. They’re especially awesome when they contain sexual jokes that are clearly intended to go right over kids’ heads, but are sure to have their parents cracking up. Here’s a montage of the best sexual jokes in cartoons that you might have missed when you were a kid.    

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  • 18 Awesome Prototype Cars

    18 Awesome Prototype Cars

    September 16, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Every childhood memory revolves around the anticipation of awesome prototype cars that we would one day get to drive, and although these are prototype cars, they are the most awesome prototype cars out there. The coolest prototype cars are ones that you may have seen in Back to the Future or  I-Robot...

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  • How Young Johnny Depp Makes Grilled Cheese

    How Young Johnny Depp Makes Grilled Cheese

    September 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    For some reason, I’m not at all surprised to learn that this is how young Johnny Depp makes grilled cheese sandwiches. It’s fitting, really.

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  • The Most Amazing Yo-Yo Performance Ever

    The Most Amazing Yo-Yo Performance Ever

    September 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    This is Shinji Saito, the 11-time, two-handed world yo-yo champion. As you can see, he’s got madd yo-yo skills, but the best thing about Japanese yo-yo sensation Shinji Saito is that he’s not cocky about it at all. Oh, wait. That was a typo. He’s INCREDIBLY cocky about it, as evidenced...

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  • Amish Mugshots

    Amish Mugshots

    September 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm

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