Top 5 Lists
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Top 5 Biggest Mistakes Made by NFL Football Replacement Refs This Weekend
1. Kept asking players if they “know what the spread is”
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Top 5 Unexpected Reveals During Barack Obama’s Acceptance Speech
1. Impressed by the Cosby show, he is now implementing a Cliff Huxtable health care package, the backbone of which will be punchy jokes
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Top 5 Surprising Revelations on Mitt Romney’s Tax Return
1. Deducted his wife as a business expense
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Top 5 Unexpected Complications During Snooki’s Labor
1. Doctors had to clear several camera operators from the birth canal
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Top 5 Reasons the Social Security Administration Needs 174,000 Bullets
1. Now copying the collection procedures of the I.R.S.
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Top 5 Secret Ingredients in Obama’s Home-Brewed Beer
1. Enough penicillin to cover gaps in his healthcare plan
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Top 5 Things We Learned from Paul Ryan Telling Us His iPod goes “From AC/DC to Zeppelin”
1. Paul Ryan hates ZZ Top so much, he won’t even toss them out as an obvious pander
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Top 5 Hurricane Isaac Safety Protocols (for the Extremely Lazy)
1. Put all of your valuables on an inflatable pool floatie
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Top 5 Surprising Features of the New Madden 13 Football Game
1. Difficulty level determined by pre-game drug test
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Top 5 Reliable Fantasy Football Draft Strategies (For People Who Don’t Follow Football at All)
1. Take a shot each round, then the player with the most unpronounceable name is your pick
