Top 5 Lists
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Top 5 Surprises at the 2012 Emmy Awards
1. Reality shows starring people acting like dumb hicks totally snubbed
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Top 5 Little-Known New Features of the Apple iPhone 5
1. Steve Jobs “Foolproof” app cures cancer using just your phone
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Top 5 Reasons James Cameron Wants To Have Chinese Na’vi in Avatar 2
1. Exciting new plot twist involving China traveling through space to another planet
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Top 5 Subtle Benefits of Self-Driving Cars
1. Finally, deaf people can safely have a conversation while behind the wheel
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Top 5 Little-Known Side Effects of the Starbucks Diet
1. Most of the calories are burned by your colon
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Top 5 Reasons We’re Excited about Making Organs from Our Own Cells
1. Finally, our dandruff will be a genetic advantage
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Top 5 Reasons We Would Never Publish Photos of Kate Middleton Naked
1. Making fun of the Royal Family causes British people to storm the embassies
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Top 5 Complaints from Black Market Dealers of Mini-Liquor Bottles
1. Most of your phone order messages are drunkenly incoherent
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Top 5 Ways China and Japan Can Avoid Going to War
1. Japan backs down after seeing China‘s arsenal: Billions of real-looking toy guns
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Top 5 Best Gifts to Bribe Detroit Kids into Attending School
1. Bus driver alcohol counseling programs
