Top 5 Lists
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Top 5 Halloween Costumes that Obama or Romney Should Wear to the Debates
1. One thousand points of light
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Top 5 Tips for Pro Basketball Players (Who Refuse to Fly)
1. Get ready to call in a bunch of fake stadium bomb threats
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Top 5 Things We Learned from the Presidential Debate
1. The economy’s probably going to need, like, another World War
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Top 5 Reasons School Food Fights Should Be Felonies
1. In public schools, it frequently escalates into gunplay
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Top 5 Reasons Justin Bieber Got Sick on Stage
1. Poorly thought out, “The Beeb meets fans with fatally communicable diseases,” charity event
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5 Things NFL Replacement Refs Will Do (Now that the Lockout Has Ended)
1. Sue the NFL for discrimination, because they let go of dozens of blind people at once
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Top 5 Benefits To Getting Drunk on Alcohol Enemas
1. If you get pulled over for drunk driving, usually the cop will be too embarrassed to make you fart in the breathalyzer
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Top 5 Other Blown Calls by NFL Replacement Refs on Monday Night Football
1. Both teams repeatedly cited for “aggressively tackling the ball carrier”
