Top 5 Lists
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Top 5 Ways NFL Football Will Evolve If a Rule Change Eliminates Kickoffs
1. NFL goes bankrupt because it no longer gets a five-minute commercial break every time someone scores, this is the top way NFL Football will evolve if a rule change eliminates kickoffs
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Top 5 Reasons the International Space Station Should Be Staffed Entirely by Spiders
1. Rather than needing a ride home after 55 days, they just die when you make the International Space Station Station staffed with spiders
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Top 5 Pet Peeves of Santa Claus
1. Plates of cookies are a death warrant to an old man with rampant diabetes is a top pet peeve of Santa Claus
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Top 5 Awesome New Features of the $250 Air Jordans
1. The Air Jordans make loud farting noises every time its wearer tries to manage a basketball team
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Top 5 Reasons Replacing the Dollar Bill with a Coin Would Ruin Our Lives
1. People could hit us with their wallet when we are mugging them, that’s how replacing the dollar bill with a coin would ruin our lives
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Top 5 Ways to Blow $580 Million in 1 hour
1. Reinvesting into 580 million Powerball tickets is a sound way to blow $580 million in 1 hour
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Top 5 Ways Obama Plans To Overcome the Fiscal Cliff
1. New borrowing system allows you to take out loans from future descendants
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Top 5 Reasons Superman Stopped Wearing Underwear Outside His Pants
1. Superman stopped wearing underwear outside his pants because he finally found an adult diaper that came with “super-strength”
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Top 5 Surprising Things We Learned from Lindsay Lohan in “Liz & Dick”
1. Lohan would be a horrible actress even if she starred in an autobiography pic
