Thanksgiving Must Have Gadgets
November 18, 2009 at 10:00 am by Tom Rose -
America’s oldest holiday needs an update. EgoTV takes a look at some of the new gadgets and gizmos that are starting to spruce up the Thanksgiving Dinner table.
5 “Windows 7″ Features You Probably Didn’t Know About
November 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm by Lindsey Chen -
Apparently while most of the world was gawking over the new Apple products, Windows was coming out with some pretty cool features that may make us switch back. Ok, maybe not. But can you imagine much easier writing emails would be if you could just type in a random set of characters and a coherent [...]
The Dumbest Facebook Quizzes Ever
November 15, 2009 at 10:00 am by billy -
What could be a bigger waste of time than Facebook games? What? Writing an article on Facebook games? Shut up. This is my job.
Sure, some Facebook games can teach us profound life lessons, like, what type of shoe are you? However, most Facebook quizzes are perhaps the biggest time-wasters and pointless activities on earth. And [...]
International National Geographic Photo Contest Winners
November 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm by billy -
Nature! Goulet! Yes, I know you normally use this machine to look up naked pictures of Stephanie Seymour or Janine Lindemulder, but how about broadening your Internet browsing to take in some culture? Like, naked wildebeests! Getting eaten by fierce (and naked) crocodiles! Yeah! Or two lions, their faces drenched with the blood of their [...]
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 – Who’s The Bad Guy?
November 2, 2009 at 11:00 am by Tom Rose -
Usually video games cause controversy AFTER they’re released. That’s when parents and the straights on TV catch a glimpse of the fun, er, uh violence streaming from the tube, laptop, hand-held or PC. Rarely has a game caused such a stir BEFORE it drops like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. The lucky few who have seen previews explain why.
Technology to Make Your Mancave the Best
November 2, 2009 at 5:00 am by George -
Every man knows there is no place like home. Especially if home has 6 mounted TV’s for Football Sunday’s, and a naked lady vacuuming your room. We all know that technology is key if you want the most bad a$$ home around, and with the holiday season coming up, all the cool gadget are coming [...]
Can You Spot The Naked Woman In This Photo?
October 31, 2009 at 8:00 am by billy -
Camouflaged nudity. It sounds like an oxymoron, but Emma Hack, an obviously very talented photographer, painter, sculptor, and illustrator has combined her skills to produce these photos, as she says, “to show the beauty, fragility, and adaptability of the female form.” Sure, sure… that too. Plus it’s just damned cool.
Emma started out doing face-painting for [...]
How A Hot Girl Becomes A Zombie
October 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm by billy -
If you’re as big a fan of “Zombie Strippers” and all the other hot-girl-turns-to-bloodsucking-zombie flicks as we are, you probably wonder how they get women who are soooo hot to look soooooo dead (or like George’s exes). Fortunately, our friends at Break have de-mystified the process.
If you want to turn your hot girlfriend into [...]
Amish Online Dating: The Irony
October 28, 2009 at 10:00 am by billy -
Yep. It’s real. Not a Heene family-style hoax or a bad Photoshop job. It seems like even the Amish are selling out their core principles with the hopes that they just might get laid. Even brother Isaac needs to get his! Otherwise, he might start turning on the sheep.
The website, for all you Amish Egotv-ers, [...]













