Sports
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Why Everyone Hates SoCal Sports Fans
Because “I just eavesdrop when my friends are having sports conversations, then glean sports buzz words and base my personality off of them so that people will think I’m in to sports” was too long to fit on a novelty license plate. This is why everyone hates you, Southern California.
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Tiger Woods vs. Temptation
Poor Tiger Woods. He just can’t catch a break! Tiger Woods is a sex addict who really likes blondes. Everybody in the entire world knows this, and what does the PGA do? They surround Tiger with hordes of hot blonde women shoving phallic objects toward their mouths. Give the guy a break already!
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Play With Yourself Football
This is the football game that you can play when you have absolutely no friends.
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The Coolest Custom Nike Shoes Ever Made
The coolest pair of Nike shoes I ever owned were in 5th grade. They we’re made of this silver satin material kinda like a space suit with the red Nike swoosh. I went through three pairs of these shoes before the third and final pair was destroyed in a playing in the mud incident. I desperately...
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Sarah Palin Hooked Up with an NBA Player in 1987
A new biography reportedly claims that, in 1987, Sarah Palin hooked up with then college basketball player Glen Rice, who now plays for the Miami Heat. According to a soon-to-be-released biography penned by investigative author Joe McGinniss, Palin was covering a Michigan basketball game as a sports...
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The 10 Creepiest Al Davis Look Alikes
The Raiders kick off their 2011-12 season in a couple hours and it means yet another dreadful season with the sports world’s creepiest owner Al Davis. Not only does Al Davis get more insane with each passing year but he looks more and more like a walking corpse who wouldn’t hesitate to eat...
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The Funniest Green Man Photos Of All Time
What started out as a gimmick by two creepy Vancouver Canucks fans has quickly turned into a sports fan craze these days. Some might call it a simple case of sports fans “going green” and perhaps they’re making a statement about the environment, but my gut says it means we’re...
