Video Games
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5 Reasons Not to Give Your Baby or Toddler an iPad
It’s not just these 5 reasons not to give your baby or toddler an iPad: Your child has plenty of time to grow up to be a tech-obsessed sperglord unable to form real emotional connections with others. You don’t need to start them at age 1.
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5 Porn Fan Fiction Stories to Give You Nightmares
There’s nothing to ruin your happy memories of childhood like a Cheeto-crusted man’s inappropriately sexual fan fiction featuring Sonic the Hedgehog’s boner or some other innocent cartoon you once loved.
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5 Classic Video Game Plots That Are Still around Today (Despite Being Totally Sexist)
The #1 most sexist video game plot that just won’t die has “man” written all over it
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5 Classic Video Game Plots That Are Still around Today (Despite Being Totally Sexist)
“Portraying women realistically” does not mean making sure their boobs bounce correctly
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5 Classic Video Game Plots That Are Still around Today (Despite Being Totally Sexist)
Today, we look at what would happen if Ellen Ripley were turned into Barbarella
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Five Video Game Character Reboots that Were Extremely Weird
Character reboots in comic books are quite common. Sometimes the results are gritty and successful, other times the new character is bizarre and hilariously anachronistic. The same is true for the video game world. We took a look at seven different video game characters who have been radically restarted,...
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We’re Having a Sale on Useless Video Game Items
We’re having a sale on useless video game items! As EgoTV’s videogame writers, we are privvy to obtaining tons of items ahead of time. As such, we have developed an entire warehouse full of the crappiest items in videogame history. We’d love to sell these useless videogame items to...
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25 Awesome Video Game Quilts
Video games and quilts seem to go hand in hand. At first it might seem like an odd match, but the archaic 8-bit pixelation of classic video games actually lends itself quite well to quilting. Quilting is all squares, and old school video game graphics are made entirely of different colored squares. Combine...
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Why Video Games are Good For You
Millions of kids (and adults) all over the world are playing video games now, which is bad for society, right? Well, it turns out that there are actually a few amazing psychological benefits to playing video games, which means that video games are good for you! So instead of doing homework, studying...
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The Best Springs in Video Games
Spring is here and you know what that means: rain, flowers, birds, bees… but I didn’t want to write any of those lists this week. Instead, I decided to take the more literal route. In honor of Spring having been sprung, here are the Top Springs in Video Games. Springs Elevators Stage – Donkey...
