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  • Kickstart Our Horrible Projects

    Kickstart Our Horrible Projects

    Kickstarter is a brand new way for useless people to give money to other useless people who can pretend to have ideas. The idea is basic: You detail a project that needs funding, and people give you free money. Seriously, though, these ideas suck. One of the most popular got $7 million and its just a...

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  • Top 5 Places Escaped Chinese Activist Chen Guangcheng Is Hiding Out

    Top 5 Places Escaped Chinese Activist Chen Guangcheng Is Hiding Out

    1. Inside fake North Korean missile 2. In an empty movie theater that is either abandoned or showing The Five Year Engagement. 3. On an asteroid, or at the bottom of the ocean… pretty much wherever James Cameron currently is. 4. Window-washing platform outside the World Trade Center’s 90th...

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  • Man Gets Arrested for Interrupting Newscast

    Man Gets Arrested for Interrupting Newscast

    Newscasters make the most humorless assault victims.  

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  • Four types of businesses that make horrible profits from their main product

    Four types of businesses that make horrible profits from their main product

    At first thought, the notion that a store or business named for a product would make money off that product seems universal. If I’m running a store called “Evan’s warm melons with pre-drilled holes,” you’d think for sure that I’d hit upon some insanely awesome product...

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  • Top 5 North Korean Plans for Reducing South Korea “to Ashes in Three or Four Minutes”

    Top 5 North Korean Plans for Reducing South Korea “to Ashes in Three or Four Minutes”

    1. Dear Leader descends over South Korea. Begins rocking out a 3-4 minute cover of “Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) on a variety of instruments, all of South Korea gathers to groove. Then, for the finale, Dear Leader explodes. 2. North Korea sends a box of its missiles to South Korea. South Korea...

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  • Top 5 Secret Service Excuses for Needing Colombian Prostitutes

    Top 5 Secret Service Excuses for Needing Colombian Prostitutes

    Top 5 Secret Service Excuses for Hiring Colombian Prostitutes 1. Impossible to pick up women in bars when you cannot tell them your name or answer any personal questions 2. Lack of sexual contact means a presidential handshake could spring an erection 3. Botched attempts to severely shortchange prostitutes...

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  • A Flowchart to Determine Where You Should Pee

    A Flowchart to Determine Where You Should Pee

    With all the decisions we have to make in our daily life, sometimes the simplest decisions are the most difficult. Many people have a hard time determining where they should pee, and if you’re one of those people then we have the perfect flowchart for you. Here’s a flowchart to determine...

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  • Everything You Need to Know About Poop

    Everything You Need to Know About Poop

    Everybody poops. In fact, poop might be the one thing on the planet that every single creature on Earth can relate to. No matter how rich, poor, smart, or stupid you are, you have to poop. Poop is the ultimate equalizer. But just how much do you know about poop? I mean, you probably know the basics already:...

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  • A Helpful Couples Chart

    A Helpful Couples Chart

    This helpful Couples chart is good for anyone, but it’s especially helpful for socially awkward people who have trouble determining “what the deal is” with couples they see in public. This chart will teach you to immediately determine if two people are dating friends, gay, rich, or...

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  • The Best Muppets Infographic You’ll Ever See

    The Best Muppets Infographic You’ll Ever See

    This amazing Muppets infographic is an advertisement for The Muppets Movie, which just came out on DVD and Blu-Ray. It’s a great movie and we’re  happy to promote it, but we’re posting this infographic because it’s awesome. This Muppets infographic contains a wealth of extremely...

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