Humor
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5 Urban Legend Monsters (that Turned out to Be Real People)
Scary monsters are the stuff created to keep small children away from a dangerous area (and to draw older children to it). Usually, these monsters are simply made up, like when our parents threatened that, if we ever wet our beds, the Boogeyman would come and kill us. But, once in a while a fasinating...
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William Shatner Repeatedly Assaults Balloon Lady in Weird-Ass Movie
For some bizarre reason, this Williams Shatner isn’t so loving to the “different looking” ladies. We don’t want to see this in context, although it would stop us from being completely baffled. Shatner’s character either hates balloons or fat people… or acting rational.
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5 Things You Should Know Before Buying into Facebook’s IPO
1. Due to Zuckerberg mixup, each stock comes emblazoned with your name and Facebook password 2. Most stock certificates were once in a huge room with upper management swimming in them, naked. 3. Although they are made of the same material, Facebook stock shares are not an adequate replacement for your...
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Top 5 Things We Would Do with an MMA Championship Belt
Because it’s being auctioned 1. Wear the belt with no shirt to a public library, and attempt to stare down everyone there 2. Hold up our enormous parachute pants 3. Realize this is probably as close as we will ever get to our dream of becoming the W.W.F. Intercontinental Champion, seeing as how...
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Top 5 Reasons Princess Cruise Line Won’t Help Stranded Castaways
Full story here 1. Captain too busy waving to friends on shore 2. Someone that hungry could kill their buffet margins 3. Drunken passengers thought he was merely a tourist attraction 4. Princess has a strict policy against giving away free cruise trips 5. Thought flinging some coins overboard was enough
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Top 5 Most Likely Candidates to be Khloe Kardashian’s Father
1. That eight-foot tall, 500-pound dude Kris Jenner dated that one time 2. That incredibly hairy boyfriend Kris Jenner met at the zoo 3. The Morlock that Kris Jenner dumped the inventor of time travel for 4. Some guy Kris Jenner thought was wearing a bear costume, but turned out to be a giant bear 5....
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eHerpes Commercial – egoTv Parodies
Open the door to those with sores! egoTv Parodies presents “eHerpes”!
