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  • I HATE THIS FILM: An Avengers Movie Review by Bizarro Superman

    I HATE THIS FILM: An Avengers Movie Review by Bizarro Superman

    I recently went to the Avengers with the intent of writing a movie review. But I already knew I was going to hate this movie before I even walked into the theater. I was standing in line, and some punk teens started making fun of me for my out-of-place Superman costume. I tried to explain that it wasn’t...

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  • 20 Huge Storm Pictures that Make Us Thankful El Nina Is Over

    20 Huge Storm Pictures that Make Us Thankful El Nina Is Over

    For the last two years, natural devastation has come forth from the Pacific Ocean, and it wasn’t Godzilla this time. The weather phenomenon known as El Nina has behaved like a horrible accountant, giving some places too much water and some not nearly enough. But, thankfully, this weather pattern...

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  • Hair Washing Robot

    Hair Washing Robot

    If you’ve got a hair washing fetish, Japan has some great robots for you. We always went with the old Flintstones standby of holding an octopus on our scalp. This hair washing robot will free up our hands for much more important things (texting, of course).

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  • Japanese Precision Walking Competition

    Japanese Precision Walking Competition

    Leave it to the Japanese to be this insanely talented at something so insanely useless

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  • Top 5 Other Ways to Spend the $120 Million Someone Used To Buy “The Scream”

    Top 5 Other Ways to Spend the $120 Million Someone Used To Buy “The Scream”

    1. Reanimate Thomas Kincaid as a cyborg that does nothing but crank out paintings of warm, glowing cottages 2. Buy and consume enough LSD to the point where your life is actually exactly like The Scream 3. Hire a team of international supervillains to steal The Scream plus rob some of the nearby patrons...

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  • We’re Having a Sale on Useless Video Game Items

    We’re Having a Sale on Useless Video Game Items

    We’re having a sale on useless video game items! As EgoTV’s videogame writers, we are privvy to obtaining tons of items ahead of time. As such, we have developed an entire warehouse full of the crappiest items in videogame history. We’d love to sell these useless videogame items to...

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  • May Day Protesters

    May Day Protesters

    As long as their not using those sticks to smash store windows

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  • Giant Vortex Cannon

    Giant Vortex Cannon

    This thing uses science to devastate nature. It’s about time we accelerated the pace of our battle against the planet Earth.  

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  • Top 5 Ways Octomom Will Raise $1,000,000 to Recover from Bankruptcy

    Top 5 Ways Octomom Will Raise $1,000,000 to Recover from Bankruptcy

    1. At $7740 per kid for welfare each year, all she has to do is have 130 more kids 2. Alternately, she got paid $4,000 for each breast she showed for a British tabloid, so she could show 250 more breasts (provided she has them) 3. Sign a lucrative contract to have her kids face off against Jon &...

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  • Kickstart Our Horrible Projects

    Kickstart Our Horrible Projects

    Kickstarter is a brand new way for useless people to give money to other useless people who can pretend to have ideas. The idea is basic: You detail a project that needs funding, and people give you free money. Seriously, though, these ideas suck. One of the most popular got $7 million and its just a...

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