Celebrities
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Candy Care Packages In Rehab
Poor Lindsay. Spending all that time away from something she really loves; her sweets. You thought I was going to say drugs. In due time my friends, in due time. Read this first; Lindsay Lohan won’t be going door-to-door asking for treats this year — instead she’s having the candy...
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6 Things Mariah Carey Could Have Said Were Under Her Shirt (Besides A Baby)
Last week, Mariah Carey went on TV and announced to the world she was “with child.” She wasn’t referring to her husband Nick Cannon. Mariah Carey is going to have a baby, which comes as a shock to no one who has seen her picture recently. She is sporting quite the belly swell. I’m...
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Random Funny Photoshop Pictures
In this day and age it appears that we can make any picture a reality. I mean what would we do without Photoshop? I mean do you realize how easily most of the magazine business wouldn’t even be in business if it weren’t for Photoshop? It’s power man. Pure power. With that said...
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20 Things You Should Think You Know About: Justin Bieber
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Justin Bieber Loves sweeping the floor with his hair. Gets really nervous before concerts...
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Kelly Cutrone Joining ‘The Talk’, Bringing The Total Number Of Hosts To 1,434
This talk show doesn’t have enough women! We need more women! We need more opinions! We need more chairs! We need women with opinions and chairs! We need to hire even more obscure celebrity women to all yell at each other about the lack of chairs in the studio! Kelly Cutrone, the brusque fashion publicist...
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Notable Top Earning Dead Celebrities
In trying to get into the Halloween spirit it’s not all that easy to combine eerie things with celebrities. I mean sure we can always put up some slutty pictures of celebrities in Halloween costumes (which I’m sure we have by now) but it’s fun to try and focus on something a little...
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See You In Ten: Vanessa Hudgens
See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Vanessa Hudgens How she got here: Hudgens guest starred in television shows like Quintuplets, Still Standing, The Brothers García, Drake & Josh, and The Suite Life...
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Audrina Patridge Gets Own Reality Show. Watching Paint Dry Officially Becoming A Viable Viewing Option For World.
The Hills is done. She was booted off Dancing With The Stars. She isn’t a good actress. Somehow, probably because she is attractive with store bought fun bags, Audrina Patridge continues to get back on television. Audrina Patridge’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’ dreams might be over,...
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Jessica Simpson Stops And Thinks About What She Eats. Thinking Done! NOMNOMNOM
While it is true that Jessica Simpson does get picked on a little too much for her weight issues, part of the problem is that she is constantly bringing it up. “I’m from Texas, I like everything fried, which is the really unfortunate thing. My relationship with food? I want it when I’m...
