Alex Jones Discredits Himself and That is Why I Hate Him
Alex Jones discredits himself and that is why I hate him: Alex Jones tries really, really hard to expose the often unpleasant truth about government cover-ups evil corporate agendas, and controversial political issues. Or does he?
25 Photos of Celebrities Carrying the Olympic Torch
With the Olympics kicking off on Friday, we found ourselves tuning into the torch relay only to watch celebrities. After all, they could do so much more with this idea of people running around with burning torches. To get us in the mood for two weeks of international sporting competition and trampolining,...
7 Totally Awesome and Totally True Ways People Quit Their Jobs
As those hot summer months make your temperatures broil at work, we decided to revisit a classic EgoTV article about awesome quitters:
William Shatner Repeatedly Assaults Balloon Lady in Weird-Ass Movie
For some bizarre reason, this Williams Shatner isn’t so loving to the “different looking” ladies. We don’t want to see this in context, although it would stop us from being completely baffled. Shatner’s character either hates balloons or fat people… or acting rational.
5 Cherished Family Sitcoms (with Scenes that Censors Found too Shocking for TV)
Family sitcoms are subjected to the same fast environment as all Hollywood productions. But, because they are family-oriented, TV network censors are constantly fretting that their alcoholic writers or coked-up actors will do or say something inappropriate. Even the slightest boat-rocking could cause...
5 Things You Should Know Before Buying into Facebook’s IPO
1. Due to Zuckerberg mixup, each stock comes emblazoned with your name and Facebook password 2. Most stock certificates were once in a huge room with upper management swimming in them, naked. 3. Although they are made of the same material, Facebook stock shares are not an adequate replacement for your...
Top 5 Most Likely Candidates to be Khloe Kardashian’s Father
1. That eight-foot tall, 500-pound dude Kris Jenner dated that one time 2. That incredibly hairy boyfriend Kris Jenner met at the zoo 3. The Morlock that Kris Jenner dumped the inventor of time travel for 4. Some guy Kris Jenner thought was wearing a bear costume, but turned out to be a giant bear 5....
Politician Makes Weird Lego Star Wars Campaign Ad
This person is running for judge, which is always that last election question towards the back of the booklet. For us, these decisions are easy: We vote for whomever supports an ultra-right new world order, and then get back to our daily drug and alcohol binge. However, this commercial would make us...
First 5 Things the New President of France Will Do Upon Taking Office
1. Raise the age for mandatory sex education from four years old to a much more sensible six. 2. Switch national currency from the Euro to blades of grass from his backyard. 3. Execute job growth plan to create CSI: Paris and hire all of France’s unemployed as extras 4. Commission plans for a...
Top 5 Exciting Features Jay-Z Put in the Brooklyn Nets Logo
Full story here 1. “B” in “Brooklyn” made from overhead shot of Beyonce’s cleavage 2. Logo is security hologram that becomes Jay-Z rapping if you hold it at the right angle 3. Basketball in logo now wearing leather jacket for completely no reason 4. Color scheme changed...