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5 Things I Don’t Understand About Hockey (As a Sports Noob)
I went to the first Rangers game of the season at Madison Square Garden. This was the only professional sports game that I have ever been to, excluding the class trip to Shea Stadium where the class arrived after the third inning and left before the seventh to “beat the traffic.”
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I Hate Everyone Who Didn’t Save the Dolphin Stuck in the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn, New York
The people in New York City let a dolphin die in Brooklyn’s Gowanus Canal about two hours ago. I hate all of them.
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7 Bizarre Services You Can Actually Buy
Bored with your ability to lazily order almost anything directly to your house, from groceries to clothing to laundry services? Here are seven bizarre services you never knew you needed to buy — until now.
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9 Controversial Apps Pulled From the iTunes Store
Apple is no fun; they hate boobs, death, and generally everything fun. Here are 9 controversial apps that were quickly pulled from the iTunes store for violating the TOS.
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5 Expensive and Useless Apps for iPhone, iPad and Android
Ever think to yourself, “Man, all this money is soo cumbersome. What kind of poor investment can I make to show other people how fucking stupid I am?” Yeah, me neither. Here are five incredibly useless and expensive apps for the rich and the ridiculous:
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Alex Jones Discredits Himself and That is Why I Hate Him
Alex Jones discredits himself and that is why I hate him: Alex Jones tries really, really hard to expose the often unpleasant truth about government cover-ups evil corporate agendas, and controversial political issues. Or does he?
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5 Undiagnosed American Culture Bound Syndromes
According to the DSM-IV, a culture bound syndrome is an illness “very often influenced by local cultural factors” and is often referred to as a “folk illness.” But the DSM-IV only lists 25 worldwide; here are five undiagnosed American culture bound syndromes:
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5 Reasons Why I Got the Super-Flu
I got the super flu. H1N1 has apparently leveled up to H1N3, and now I have it too. Here are five reasons why I got the flu even though I was all “I’m not gonna get the flu.”
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5 Lesser-Known Documentaries That Will Change the Way You See the World
We like seeing lesser known documentaries that will change the way you see the world. It may make us a pretty boring date, but it also makes us worldly so screw you.
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5 Ways to Make Girls Hate You
Ever wonder what you could do to make girls hate you? Here are 5 easy ways to make girls, or at least one girl (AKA me), despise you:
