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Man Discovers Base on Mars Using Google – UPDATED!
David Martines, a California resident, was tooling around on Google Mars recently when he randomly happened upon the intriguing image above. Upon finding the pixelated white blob, Martines did what any of us would probably do when we found something awesome in space: he immediately decided that it was...
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The Best Video Game Fat Guys of All Time
If there’s one place where fat people are celebrated for their immense obesity, it’s at a Sumo Wrestling match in Japan. If there’s another place where fat people are lauded and praised, it’s in video games. The history of video games has welcomed a massive collection of fat guys...
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The Hockey Movie All Star Dream Team
Every hockey movie features a few key players who are the team’s all-stars, but what if we gathered all of the hockey movie all-stars together to create the ultimate hockey movie all-star dream team? Here’s what the roster might look like: Head Coach: Herb Brooks Miracle Herb Brooks is...
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New Characters You’ll See in X-Men: First Class
X-Men: First Class opens in theaters today, and superhero-addicted moviegoers are chomping at the bit to see their favorite X-Men characters before they were the X-Men. The movie takes place in the 60′s, so all the old, standard X-Men characters will be there: Professor Xavier, Magneto, Beast,...
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11 Things You Should Know About Cell Phones
There are at least 11 things you should know about cell phones, and the world is one step closer to making “they cause brain cancer” one of those things. The World Health Organization recently announced that cell phones definitely cause cancer…maybe. Specifically, the radiofrequency...
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A Bad Teacher Says: “Go To Vegas!”
Usually at the end of the year your teacher will tell you to have a fun, but safe, summer. This year is a little bit different. Your teacher is going trough a mid-life crisis and really doesn’t care what you do with your life at this point. Cameron Diaz, who plays a teach in the new movie...
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Metyrapone: The Drug That Erases Your Bad Memories
For centuries, magical people called “Scientists” have been hard at work trying to figure out a way to say “Screw You!” to the human brain, and it looks like their quest is about to take a significant leap forward. Researchers at the University of Montreal are developing a drug...
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The 10 Least-Deserving MLB All-Stars
Major League Baseball’s Mid-Season Classic is fast approaching, and while the event aims to toast the very best talent in the Major Leagues, one or two undeserving players always squeak in due to the league’s ridiculous rule requiring every team have at least one representative. That statute may...
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Memorial Day
Our friends at ultimatecoupons.com put together this handy infographic explaining everything you ever wanted to know about Memorial Day. Sit back, relax, barbecue something, watch some quality TV, and check out the infographic below to learn about why you have an entire Memorial Day to do all of those...
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10 Best (and Worst) Video Game Rap Songs
Video games and rap music are like cultural siblings; they were both born in the 70′s and 80′s, and examples of both are either really great, or absolutely terrible. But when you combine video games and rap videos, you get a collection of the best and worst video game rap songs ever made....
