Articles
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I’ve Just Inherited 6,000 Old VHS Tapes
Hoarders: VHS Editions includes me and my new library of VHS tapes.
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7 Things I Hate About Skyrim on Xbox 360
Skyrim is my favorite game ever. I can play it for ten hours straight without blinking. I could write a 70 page thesis on how badass my character, Mommy, is.
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10 Videos of Various Animals Skateboarding
The only tricks my dog knows are “sit,” “give paw,” and “ignore me when I tell you to stop trying to eat the neighbor’s dog through the fence.” Here are 10 talented animals showing off their skateboarding skills.
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6 Reasons I Hate the Oscars
I never watch them, except for last night when I happened to be at someone’s apartment with a few people who were completely enthralled by this pedantic charade. Watching the Oscars reminded me why I never watch the Oscars, and here are five reasons why I hate them.
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Every Reasonable Person’s Love/Hate Relationship With a Yuppie Neighborhood Pt 1
If you can’t beat them, you don’t necessarily have to join them. You can just complain about their flaws while utilizing the perks of having them around. Here are four things every reasonable person loves and hates about any yuppie neighborhood. And more specifically areas of Brooklyn:
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5 Weird Conventions You Didn’t Know Existed
As far as weird goes, the Gathering of the Juggalos is so 2011. Here are five truly weird conventions you probably didn’t know existed.
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4 Ways to Make Your Life Seem More Exciting Than it Really Is
Have a boring life? Want to convince others that you’re cool when you’re actually a basement-dwelling Brony? Here are five ways to make your life seem more exciting than it really is.
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5 Things I Hate About Hotels
Hotels are great, but they aren’t perfect. Here are five things I hate about hotels… specifically the Holiday Inn in Philadelphia.
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My Life as a Cat Lady
In this episode of My Life as a Cat Lady, we explore what it’s like to bring someone home to a dark room filled with shining little eyes, dealing with the landlord, dealing with the police, and having children.
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Trying to Get Health Insurance Reminds Me Why I Don’t Have Health Insurance
Trying to get health insurance has reminded me why I don’t have health insurance, and why I haven’t had health insurance in four or five years.
