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Sadly, There’s Down Syndrome Porn, Down Syndrome Boxing, and a Sexy Down Syndrome Soap Opera
Let me start out by saying that I am sorry for writing this article. Down Syndrome people are just like normal people except that their faces look a little funny and they’re a little slow in the brain department. But those two characteristics apply to a lot of people who don’t have Down Syndrome,...
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The Worst of This Week’s News
Between terrible priorities, tabloid reporting and bad attitudes around the world, the news is comically shitty. Here is the worst of it from this week.
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5 Things I Hate About The Sims 3
Between putting in a cheat to receive large quantities of money so I can build my dream house (complete with a ladderless, death-pit pool to devour my unruly Sims) and struggling to keep a 7-Sim family afloat without any help at all, there is almost nothing I don’t like about The Sims. Almost....
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Terrible Non-Rap Stuff Made by Rappers
Rappers are highly motivated entrepreneurial geniuses who will blow you away with the following businesses they thought up from the deepest crevices of their blunt demolishing craniums. Here are five terrible — or awesome — non-rap ventures created by rappers: Biggie’s Ghost The Notorious...
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4 Dead Reality TV Shows That Are Better Than Anything on TV, Today
Reality television sucks. Annoying, brain-melting commercials every five minutes, a lack of real drama (duck whistles — really?), and editors who think audiences are so stupid they need every detail of every event repeated 10 times before the next segment of the show can begin
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6 Reasons I Don’t Trust People Who Don’t Like Animals
If you don’t like animals, I don’t trust you and quite frankly you’re on my shit list:
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How to Get a Tattoo (That Doesn’t Suck)
It’s easy to get a tattoo. Getting a tattoo that doesn’t suck is a little harder. If you’re thinking about getting your first tattoo and don’t want to be like the guy whose portrait of his wife was so bad that he actually made the news, here are some tips to ensure that you get...
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The Pros and Cons of Being a Hermit
During the Winter, I hide inside my house and try to not come out until Spring. Here are the pros and cons of being a hermit:
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I’ve Just Inherited 6,000 Old VHS Tapes
Hoarders: VHS Editions includes me and my new library of VHS tapes.
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7 Things I Hate About Skyrim on Xbox 360
Skyrim is my favorite game ever. I can play it for ten hours straight without blinking. I could write a 70 page thesis on how badass my character, Mommy, is.
