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How to Avoid the Dreaded Friend Zone Pt 3: Surefire Tips To Tell If She’s Interested
So you finally got a girl to call your smelly ass back. Congratulations. What are you going to do about your first date?
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How to Eat Out With a Group in a Big City: Etiquette
Eating out with a group of people can be a daunting experience when it comes to getting the bill and hoping all your fuckwad friends pay their fair share. Here are some tips on dining out with a group of people, from manners during your meal to quickly figuring out who is a douchebag who can’t...
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How to Avoid the Dreaded Friend Zone, Pt 2
The first thing to realize is that the “Friend Zone” doesn’t really exist, but is just a fancy, convoluted way of saying “she just doesn’t like you that much, dude.”
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Avoiding the Dreaded Friend Zone Pt 1
Guys have a stigma about avoiding the Friend Zone because of a perceive notion that once a girl decides a guy is her friend, any romantic interest is off the table. The first thing you need to understand about theFriend Zone is that you don’t get placed there because you didn’t use your mana...
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Why You Shouldn’t Feel Bad About Being Rejected by Expensive Clubs in NYC
Spend four hours getting dressed up only to have the bouncer glance at you and briskly shake his fat head a crushing “no” before turning away?
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Is Jessie Ventura’s “Conspiracy Theory” A Conspiracy to Make Conspiracy Theorists Look Stupid?
Former Governor and U.S. Marine Jessie Ventura had a short-lived television show called Conspiracy Theory, each episode of which was based on trying to discover the truth behind a particular controversial conspiracy.
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How to Avoid Being “That Guy” at the Party
No one wants to be “That Guy” but a lot of “Those Guys” don’t even know that they are “That Guy.” In fact, we should probably define “that guy” for all the potential “that guys” who just got invited to their first party. “That guy”...
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Ghost Towns in Upstate New York – Brownville and Groton City
I embarked on a journey to find two ghost towns in upstate New York: Groton City and Brownville (outside of Monticello, New York). I didn’t find any ghosts, but I did discover a wealth of illegally dumped, illegally hunted animals, a dirty mattress, a baby carriage and some shotgun shells. If you’re...
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The Weird and Wacky World of Spa Treatments
I heard that Kim Kardashian got a blood facial, but I couldn’t find out what type of blood was used. And I’m not going to lie: I sort of want one, too. Not because Kim Kardashian got it, but because such a thing exists.
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How to Become a Cyborg
People are always coming up to me and asking, when will we become cyborgs? The answer is right now, if you’re a billionaire on a strange and somewhat pointless mission. Here’s how you, too, can be a cyborg.
