Articles
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Vegetables and You: Fixing the Food Crisis AKA Burgers For Everyone
If I was leader of the free world and had a population problem with lower socioeconomic peoples reproducing at a vastly superior rate than everybody else and I knew about an impending food crisis, I would summon my advisers and do everything my administration could possibly do to “fix” the problem....
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25 Absolutely Ridiculous Daytime Television Screenshots
Daytime television is constantly providing insight into the lives of the most surreal, absurd people in America. Here are 25 absolutely ridiculous daytime television screenshots that will make you seriously question your faith in humanity.
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5 Nasty Foods That Shouldn’t Exist
No, this isn’t another “Why McDonald’s is Evil” rant, but a look into the unsavory world of strange, unnatural, and downright nasty foods that shouldn’t exist. These nasty foods sound like terrible joke products from Ren & Stimpy (sorry; I’m old) but are unfortunately...
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Tips For Dating a Stoner Girl
Never tell a stoner girl that she smokes too much weed. She doesn’t smoke enough.
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How to Attend a Party: A Noob’s Guide
Picture a party. Did you picture either an MTV Spring Break-style production with half-naked drunken whores crawling up the walls, or a Magic The Gathering meetup (with nachos) between you and your neckbeard friends? If so you may need help knowing what to do when you’re invited to a real...
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Getting Over Getting Dumped: A Guide
The girl of your dreams and your girlfriend of three whole days has changed her number and taken out a restraining order against you, effectively ending your passionate love affair and sending you into dumped-land for eternity. What do you do to get over being dumped?
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How to Avoid the Dreaded Friend Zone Pt 3: Surefire Tips To Tell If She’s Interested
So you finally got a girl to call your smelly ass back. Congratulations. What are you going to do about your first date?
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How to Eat Out With a Group in a Big City: Etiquette
Eating out with a group of people can be a daunting experience when it comes to getting the bill and hoping all your fuckwad friends pay their fair share. Here are some tips on dining out with a group of people, from manners during your meal to quickly figuring out who is a douchebag who can’t...
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How to Avoid the Dreaded Friend Zone, Pt 2
The first thing to realize is that the “Friend Zone” doesn’t really exist, but is just a fancy, convoluted way of saying “she just doesn’t like you that much, dude.”
