Articles
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5 Simple Things That Annoy You More Than They Should
We, as humans, have short fuses. And let’s face it: most of our genius inventions are total shit and are constantly failing to work properly. This combination tends to lead to a dangerous level of annoyance that wedges itself right in between complacency and complete aggravational eruption. You...
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How Companies Mine Your Personal Information to Sell You Stuff You Didn’t Know You Needed Until You Knew You Needed It.
The other day I went into the local national chain pharmacy to purchase some lubricant
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20 Models in Really Awkward Poses
Here are some models whose artistic vision has left them looking like that well-creature from The Ring; nothing says sexy like hunching over and flailing your arms around like a bath salts addict. Here are 20 models in poses that were so awkward, we got acne just looking at them #gallery-1 { margin:...
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Vegetables and You: Fixing the Food Crisis AKA Burgers For Everyone
If I was leader of the free world and had a population problem with lower socioeconomic peoples reproducing at a vastly superior rate than everybody else and I knew about an impending food crisis, I would summon my advisers and do everything my administration could possibly do to “fix” the problem....
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25 Absolutely Ridiculous Daytime Television Screenshots
Daytime television is constantly providing insight into the lives of the most surreal, absurd people in America. Here are 25 absolutely ridiculous daytime television screenshots that will make you seriously question your faith in humanity.
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5 Nasty Foods That Shouldn’t Exist
No, this isn’t another “Why McDonald’s is Evil” rant, but a look into the unsavory world of strange, unnatural, and downright nasty foods that shouldn’t exist. These nasty foods sound like terrible joke products from Ren & Stimpy (sorry; I’m old) but are unfortunately...
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Tips For Dating a Stoner Girl
Never tell a stoner girl that she smokes too much weed. She doesn’t smoke enough.
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How to Attend a Party: A Noob’s Guide
Picture a party. Did you picture either an MTV Spring Break-style production with half-naked drunken whores crawling up the walls, or a Magic The Gathering meetup (with nachos) between you and your neckbeard friends? If so you may need help knowing what to do when you’re invited to a real...
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Getting Over Getting Dumped: A Guide
The girl of your dreams and your girlfriend of three whole days has changed her number and taken out a restraining order against you, effectively ending your passionate love affair and sending you into dumped-land for eternity. What do you do to get over being dumped?
